60A/N: Hey DP Phans, I'm here with a crazy story that I've co-written with book phan44! A little weird and random, but I hope you guys like and enjoy it;)
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Chapter 1
-3rd Person POV-
A wild look entered Danny's azure blue eyes as he stared at the 12 packs of soda sitting across from him on the kitchen table. He hadn't seen this much soda in so long, and of course, it was his mother, Maddie, who had made sure of this, even going as far as threatening him with toast, his worst nightmare. Sure, he occasionally had soda when he hung out with his best friends at the Nasty Burger, but considering Sam and Tucker had been present during the incident, they always made sure that he never had too much soda, much to his dismay.
But now, staring at the packs of caffeinated drinks in front of him, a crazy and slightly insane grin formed on Danny's face, while reaching for the closest one. Of course, what occurred next wasn't all too shocking, considering that Maddie wasn't a complete idiot.
Danny yelped back and shrieked in slight agony as small, burning shocks of electricity ran throughout his body and caused his hair to stick out in different and random directions, while slightly sizzling. Thankfully, it wasn't anything fatal or permanent, since this trap was clearly planned for Danny Fenton.
Danny grimaced and tried to push the pain away, apparently not giving up just yet. He had waited too long for this opportunity and he just couldn't let it pass him by, especially when he had the house to himself. Unfortunately for the rest of the town, it hadn't occurred to Maddie that she'd have to keep it safe from ghosts, since Danny was the only true danger here, and had only made the invisible shield around it Danny proof, not Phantom proof. When this particular thought entered Danny's mind, his mischievous grin returned once again as he transformed in to his ghost form in a bright flash of blue light.
Immediately turning intangible, he reached for every single package, which contained 12 sodas each. Why his mother had bought this much soda, Danny didn't know and he didn't particularly care. Carefully balancing all of the red boxes in his arms, Danny flew up through the roof and into the second floor, making his way towards his room.
Entering his blue, space themed room, he gently set all of the boxes on his bed and made sure to lock the door before opening the first box. Danny's grin was so large, he resembled the Cheshire cat. This would not bode well for the rest of Amity Park.
-3 Packs of Soda Later-
A wild, uncontrollable laugh echoed throughout the empty house, as Danny literally bounced off the walls. He couldn't help it! He had never felt so alive and happy. Danny felt like there could be a thousand Pariah Darks invading Amity Park and he could still defeat them within the span of a minute. That's what 36 cans of soda did to you, or at least, that's what it did to Danny.
Danny's laugh ceased when he realized that he shouldn't be feeling this happy alone! He should have someone to accompany him on this wild adventure, but if he asked any of his friends to join him, they would immediately put his hyperactive adventure to an end and he couldn't let that happen! That's when another idea occurred to Danny; who better to accompany him, then himself? Fortunately for Amity Park, he hadn't completely mastered duplication, but then again there was also the Ghost Catcher, which was now sitting unattended down in the lab.
Putting forth his plan into action, Danny went down in to the lab, his eerie green eyes swiftly scanning for any sight of the Ghost Catcher. There! Catching a glimpse of it from the corner of his eye, Danny headed to the right side of the lab where it was located.
Danny bounced over to the over-sized dream catcher and attempted to flip himself through it. Unfortunately for him, he was vibrating so much from being so hyper that he miscalculated his jump and face planted onto the side of the Ghost Catcher.
"Ow!" Was all he said, before trying once again. Danny kept this cycle of jumping and hurting himself for a while until he finally managed to make it through. He landed expertly on the other side and turned to see... no one.
He frowned and looked at the Ghost Catcher, his over-energized eyes noticing that a few of the strings were snapped. Danny's shoulders sagged in disappointment, though he didn't let it keep him down for long, and he pranced back to his room, humming Mission Impossible. After chugging down another pack, he opened his mouth, ready to release a huge burp, but a blue tinged mist wafted out instead. Danny smiled insanely and leaped out the window, forgetting in his delirious state to turn intangible. He laughed, and Jazz, who was walking into the house, widened her eyes in horror.
Before she could do anything though, Danny shouted out, "Hey! Look what I can do!"
Danny then flew as fast as he possibly could, swooping and diving around and between buildings, making the most random loops and dives all over the place that he just became a black and white blur. Fortunately, he was able to come to an abrupt halt before he ran straight into Skulker.
"Whelp! I wi-" He began, but was immediately interrupted.
"Skulker! Old buddy, old pal! Guess what? Ihadsoda! Goooooodsoda!"
Skulker's eyes widened, "Oh... crap."
"What's wrong Skulker?'Nother fight with Ember? Well-you-know-what-would-make-you-feel-reeeeeaaall yyy-goooood? Soda! Lot-and-lots-of-soda! Come-come-come!" Danny latched on tightly to Skulker's robotic arm and began dragging him through the air, chattering on about all the fun, hyperactive adventures they could go on and all the pizza they could eat, but Skulker had other ideas.
Skulker had been present during the time of Danny's last incident, and he did not plan on being there a second time. Shuddering at the memory, he instantly pressed the 'eject' button, causing his tiny, original, green self to fly out and onto the other side of Amity Park.
When Danny realized that he was holding onto the lifeless form of Skulker's suit, he sighed and shrugged it off by tossing the suit over his shoulder, scaring a couple of children out of their wits and causing them to shriek in fright when the metal suit landed in the middle of a playground in the park. Let's just say that there will probably be a very rich psychologist in Amity Park very soon.
However, his disappointment completely vanished when he noticed a middle-aged guy strolling along the sidewalk below him. What had him interested though was the large, greasy pizza he was holding in his hand and the one he was about to take a bite out of now. There was no way that Danny was going to let that happen, so before the bite could be taken, Danny managed to snatch the pizza from out of his hand and take the first bite himself.
"Hey!" The man cried out, "That's mi-"
Danny looked at the guy and began to chatter so fast that the man could barely catch a word of what he was saying, "-and-it's-really-really-good-too! You-look-sad! Wanna-know what-would-make-you-feel-better? SODA!" Danny broke down into fits of laughter, ate the rest of his pizza in one enormous bite, and flew in the general direction of the mayor's house.
"VLADDY!" Could be heard for miles around.
A/N: We hope you guys actually thought that was somewhat funny=D Please review and tell book phan44 and I what you think. And if you guys want us to continue it then just say so^^