Inside her cabin, a cetain daughter of Zeus glared at her laptop. An unfortunate someone had changed her username to "Pinecone Face." She was fuming. With rage, let's not forget the rage. Glaring at her laptop and fuming with rage, Thalia Grace posted what-was-on-her-mind.

Pinecone Face Is VERY, VERY angry because someone hacked her account and named her Pinecone Face.

She was going to get to the bottom of this, no matter what.

(Percy Jackson, Jason Grace and 98 others like this)

I bet it was one of those idiotic boys! They don't have common sense! Phoebe posted.

Absolutely correct Phoebe, Thalia thought, clicking the "like" button on the comment a second after Artemis.

Not me! Grover's comment popped up. That much was obvious.

Me neither, Nico commented.

I didn't do anything. Jason typed. Thalia frowned. She was not one to trust little brothers.

Not me this time, though high five to the guilty person (WHO SHOULD HIDE REAL QUICK LIKE NOW YOU CAN'T DIE BEFORE I TAKE TIPS FROM YOU!) Thalia's frown deepened. Her prime suspect eliminated.

I agree, bro. So it wasn't Connor either. But she couldn't trust the Stolls to tell her the truth.

Annabeth typed, I think I know…

Suddenly, those doodle-ish lightening bolts popped up around Thalia's head. She knew too! There were only two suspects left on her list and she was beginning to doubt that Chiron had anything to do with her username.

Percy? Thalia typed in her suspicion

Exactly. Annabeth's reply came.

Suddenly, a comment by the culprit himself popped up. It was a joke… Please don't kill me.

Thalia grinned maniacally. You. Are. Dead. Jackson.

Oops. She'd forgotten to change her name back to Thalia Grace from Pinecone Face. She smiled, satisfied, as the message announcing the name change came up. Grinning, Thalia scrolled across her homepage. She could hunt down and kill Percy later. Probably electrify him a bit to give the audience a show. But right now, she was going to enjoy Facebook.

Aha, new post from Poseidon. Possibly he wanted to speak to his son for one last time.

Poseidon BARNACLE BREATH! Barnacle Breath? Who dares call the Lord of the Sea, Barnacle Breath

"OHMIGOD!" Thalia exclaimed. Poseidon was also suffering from hacking!

(Zeus, Ares, Dionysus and 2 others like this)

Cheers, BARNACLE BREATH! Lady Athena typed.

How dare you Athena? Thalia could imagine very vividly how angry Poseidon was feeling.

LOLOLOL. So much fun. Poseidon and Athena are having a full blown fight. Beats Zeus' lectures any day! Apollo commented. So true.

Thalia would give a million bucks to get vaporized when he started on his no-one-has-any-respect-for-me-anymore rants. She smiled as Ares, Hermes and Dionysus liked Apollo's comment. About to hit the like button herself, Thalia paused as Zeus' comment came up: Apollo? Oops. Father had a Facebook? Thalia quickly withdrew her hand from the mouse.

Sorry father, no disrespect intended. Yeah, right. Apollo was in soooo much trouble.

Stupid, stupid idiot. I'll just go and put chocolate bunnies on Katie's roof and why should she mind? Ugh, she hated Travis so much. Katie clicked the enter key.

Katie Gardner IS GONNA FREAKING MURDER TRAVIS STOLL.

There. Travis was probably hiding somewhere.

Why? What did he do? Annabeth asked. What did he do? WHAT DID HE DO?

THOSE TWO PUT FREAKING CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNIES ON OUR CABIN ROOF AGAIN! Katie typed.

Hey! It was my idea! Why isn't my name in the status? Is it because you loooooooooove Travis? Connor's commented. Leo liked it. Katie fainted. Then she miraculously woke up in time to type a response.

omgg. That is so it! Katie loves Travis! Ugh, Valdez was so dead.

I can not even begin to tell you how lame that is :/ Katie replied.

Ditto…

Oh.

God.

How dare Travis comment? HOW DARE HE?

You dare comment, you little freak! She posted and shut her laptop.

Katie walked out of the Demeter cabin. Travis Stoll was going to regret ever coming to Camp Half-Blood. She marched over to his cabin and swung open the door. There, sitting on his bunk was the culprit himself. "Uh…Katie…hi," he said, typing away furiously on his iPad. She snatched it away from him, accidently posting his comment:

HELP! Somebody…OH NO…she's knocking…she's coming insi

Hmm. What if Leo or Connor or someone came to rescue Travis? Katie posted another comment from Travis' account: There is no need to worry I am completely fine – Travis

Travis snatched the iPad back and typed another comment. NOOOOOOOOOO!

Ugh. Please ignore that last comment- Travis

She threw the iPad on Connor's bed and took out her dagger, smiling like a lunatic. Pity, she didn't stick around for a few more seconds. She would have been just in time for Leo's post to come up: Leo Valdez has realized that Katie loves Travis.

Katie grinned in satisfaction. That slippery son of Hermes had gotten exactly what he deserved. Smiling, she signed in to Facebook. The newest post was by Leo. Katie read it, her smile slowly getting replaced by a scowl.

She typed her comment. You're heading towards the same treatment as Travis, Leo.

And this time I'll be supporting her. Travis' comment came up a second after hers.

I am the mighty Leo, Supreme Commander of the Argo II. You puny demigods cannot harm me. Right.

Scrolling down, scrolling down. Wait. What the hell was that?

Pan wants to share a quote with all satyrs. Give a hoot, don't pollute!

(Grover Underwood, Gleeson Hedge, Don and 311 satyrs like this)

Oh god. What was it with satyrs and pollution. She liked them because they were totally into nature… But honestly. Pollution quotes?

MY LORD! I THOUGHT YOU HAD LEFT US! Grover's comment immediately popped up. Katie could just imagine him hyperventilating in excitement.

Well, if Facebook can reach Olympus how do expect the Underworld to stay behind? Pan replied.

Seriously? The Underworld had Facebook? Oh no! No her mother could bug her all the way from Hades's Place! Ugh…

Katie scrolled back to the top. Annabeth had posted something:

Annabeth Chase Is wondering, if the Underworld has Facebook, then…

Then what?

Annabeth, HI! Silena!

What's up guys? Beckendorf!

So, how's it going? Ethan Nakamura!

Annabeth, a pleasure to finally meet you. Nico's sister, Bianca!

So this is the girl we were looking for? ZOE NIGHTSHADE!

Heyy… Luke…

:O Percy commented. Katie agreed. :O alright.

A post from Jason came up:

Jason Grace Wants to ask Piper McLean if she will go for the fireworks with him. :)

Idiot. If Trav- Ahh, someone asked her to go to the Fireworks on Facebook, she would so not go with Trav- Um, them.

YES! :D Piper replied. Well, good for Jason she wasn't picky.

There's so much love in the air, I can't stand it. First Travis, now Jason how many more will be its prey? And Leo Valdez comes along to ruin the romantic moment.

Oh, shut up Valdez. Piper replied.

And then the comment from Travis Stoll came up.

A scream ripped the air. Windows shattered. Birds fell out of their trees. Yada, yada, yada.

Percy and Annabeth were in the stables. Kissing. Annabeth pulled away from Percy staring at the cabins 'Did you hear that? It sounded like a girl screaming.'

'Whatever, Annabeth.' Percy said in a bored voice. He wanted to go back to kissing. That was totally OOC of him, of course. But since the author had made ninety percent of the characters OOC, he didn't know why he couldn't be OOC as well.

Back in the Demeter Cabin, the owner of the scream was glaring at her laptop. Her gaze was aimed at a post by a particular son of Hermes:

Travis Stoll Desperate times call for desperate measures. Even Connor has a date. Should I ask Katie out?

(Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Connor Stoll and 68 others like this)

I thought you knew that I'M ON FACEBOOK! Fingers shaking in anger, Katie typed her comment.

Oops? Travis replied.

Suddenly Katie had a brilliant idea. The kind which brings that floating light bulb above your head. Yes. That brilliant. Miranda was sitting at her desk on the opposite side of the room. Quietly, Katie snuck up to her and grabbed her phone. "HEY!" Miranda cried, grabbing for her cellular device.

Miranda was already logged onto Facebook. Using one hand to restrain a struggling Miranda, Katie quickly commented something on Travis' post and handed Miranda her phone back. "Sorry," Katie muttered, and bounded back over to her beloved laptop.

Her… Sorry, Miranda's comment had come up: Definitely! I just know she'll say yes. You two would make such an awesome couple! :D Mission accomplished.

Seriously? You think so? Okay then! Travis replied in a minute.

And then Miranda had to spoil everything by posting, Um Travis, just so you know Katie got into my account and posted that…

A second yell ripped through the chirping of the birds. This one sounded more masculine. It seemed to be coming from the direction of the Hermes' cabin. 'Percy, are you sure we shouldn't go and check out what's happening?' Annabeth asked anxiously.

'Whatever.' OOC Percy muttered.

Hephaestus, Lord of the Forges, was not in a very good mood. Hera had just confiscated his Torture Chair because he used it on Ares. Hephaestus was on Facebook. This wondrous piece of technology had been invented by his son, Mark Zuckerberg. Of course, he tried not to show off too much. NOT. He clicked on Ares profile. Gah, the bane of his existence. All he saw were a bunch of useless pictures of Ares and Aphrodite. Suddenly a new post popped up:

Ares has just realized that Justin Bieber ROCKS! I love him! Baby, baby, baby!

What.

The.

Hell?

Dad… Please tell me that you're joking. Clarisse, Ares' daughter commented. The comment was immediately like by the entire Ares cabin.

Percy Jackson commented, Announcement: Ares has finally lost it! Hephaestus silently agreed.

Dionysus, did you give him too much to drink? Zeus asked.

I don't have a drink that strong… Dionysus replied.

Oh no, tell me I didn't post this. I DID NOT PUBLICALLY ANNOUNCE MY LOVE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER! Ares commented. Seriously, Ares? Seriously?

*Facepalm* Poseidon commented. Yeah, facepalm alright.

I'm afraid you did son. Zeus said.

Someone kill me now. AHA. A public invitation from Ares! Hera couldn't yell at him now.

I would love to. Unfortunately your immorality disagrees. Hephaestus was starting to like this Jackson kid…

A post from Aphrodite appeared on Ares' profile: Aphrodite wants to tell Ares not to worry. It's not a crime to love Justin Bieber. In fact he's her favorite mortal after Helen and Paris. She loves Baby too. Oh, great.

Yay! My lady agrees! Ares commented.

It was time for Hephaestus to butt in and give some words of advice to these two idiots.

Aphrodite, at this point you should be wondering if he's gay and dumping him… He commented.

Don't make me come after you with my sword, blacksmith. Ares replied. Sarcasm was the best approach, Hephaestus decided.

*Yawn* I'm so scared of the Bieber loving God of War. He typed. This was getting boring. Hephaestus decided he needed to spice things up a bit.

Ares changed his name to BelieberNo.1 Hephaestus leaned back, grinning as he saw the message. A comment from Ares popped up immediately,

WHO DARE HACK MY ACCOUNT? WAS IT YOU, PERCY JACKSON? IT WAS YOU! OH, YOU ARE SO DEAD!

(Zeus, Athena and 1010 gods and monsters who want Percy Jackson dead like this)

The poor Jackson kid posted, IT WASN'T ME!

(Zeus, Athena and 1010 gods and monsters who want Percy Jackson dead dislike this)

Chuckling, Hephaestus posted his comment, Come on Ares, from where would Percy be able to learn my superior hacking skills?

You ******* blacksmith! Poor Ares. Like swearing was going to get him anywhere.

Facebook dare block my swearing? I will destroy this site! He commented again.

Oh well, time to show off a little bit, Oh no, you won't. I told my son, Mark Zuckerberg to make it god proof ;)

Awesome man! The inventor of Facebook is my half brother. For once I don't hate you for having so many affairs dad! Leo commented. Hephaestus' happy mood evaporated faster than s'mores during campfire.