So sorry this took long laptop came down with a bad case of virus! Dx! That wasn't fun. Waiting for the thing to get fixed almost killed me. But it's good now, so I'll try to update more often.
Last time Babs is pist-off at the imposter aka Wally. And Dick is gonna try to act as if he's Mary's and Rudolph's son. They'll be meeting up in the cave later. Back to the story! Oh and yes Dick's day seems to be going way faster than Wally's but it's at the same speed.
[With Wally and Babs]
"Well spill what's going on? And where's the real Dick?" Barbara snarled at Wally in contempt.
"Uh, okay. Soit''sbodyidon'tknowwheredickis."he stopped to take a breather then rambled on "andi'."
Barbara stared at him confused, "Okay say that again but this time trying using words!"
"Look I can't tell you here, how about I explain at my house, er, Dick's house. But for now just play along." 'Dick said in a hushed voice.
Barbara got his clue as people started to enter the hallway and stare. She shoved past him.
"Wow he must of really, really, really, gotten her mad, she just shoved him." One kid whispered rather loudly to his friend.
So much for acting normal between us. Okay now I'm worried, where's my body? And Dick?
[With Dick]
Wally or Dick tipped toed into Wally's room.
"Wally hun? Come here for sec." Mrs. West called to her son.
"Uh yeah m-m…" Dick stuttered he didn't want to call Wally's mom, well mom. "Yeah mam?" he settled for entering the kitchen.
Wally's mom, Marry, was sitting at the table reading a magazine she looked up when he entered.
Dick was nervous but he would have to act like Wally for a while just until he can get to Mt. Justice.
"Your Aunt called, Wally we've been over this, call home if you're going to spend a night at MT. Jay or with your aunt." She said half scolding him in a way mothers do.
"Sorry…" Dick said politely.
"No, I don't want to hear another excuse," she paused, " Wait… did you just say you're sorry?"
Dick nodded. Oops, another slip. Ok he needs to teach Wally manners along with teaching Miss M. how to control her mind abilities…
"Oh well, then, um don't do it again and call. Your dad and I get worried you don't call." She was off her mom game today.
"I know, sorry." Dick just imagined what he'd say to his mom if she worried like that. And it worked.
"That's all." Marry said going back to her magazine. He walked out of the kitchen, when he heard Marry call out. "And no snacks before… um did you even touch the fridge?"
"No." he said simply walking around trying to remember where Wally's room was. Found it, of course it had to be the one with that girl poster on the door.
Phew. I survived his mom, I think. I hope I didn't make it obvious I wasn't Wally. I better call myself, to see if I'm alright.
Dick looked around the room, this room was slightly tidier than the room he had at Barry's. "Now to find Wally's cell will be a challenge."
[With Wally in Wayne Manor]
20 minutes ago Wally was picked up at school by the butler in a limo. The same limo he rode in the morning. So once he reached the mansion the first thing he did was eat as many sweets as he wanted. And took any extra junk food things he found with him to the ginormous living room.
He analyzed the tv. "Hmmm, no this one is way bigger than the one at the Mountain." Luckyass.
"Well Master Richard, this is something new to your normal agenda." Alfred said watching him with all that junk food, he began to take some away.
Wally shrugged at Alfred's comment, "Oh I almost forgot, that annoying red head girl, Barbara, is coming over."
"Miss Gordon? Ah, I see the use of the extra food. Still all this junk food is very unhealthy for you both." Alfred mentioned still picking up everything Wally had brought in the room. Wally was about to comment on how he's the butler not his mother, and couldn't tell him what to eat when the doorbell rang.
Wally ran to the door to open it. "Oh it's you."
"Were you expecting someone else?" Barbara asked trying not to be bothered by the fact this wasn't the real Dick.
"Uh yeah. I ordered pizza like 15minutes ago." Wally said slamming the door on her face, he didn't like her that much, she was creepy. (He had already explained this in the last chapter.)
"Who was at the door?" Bruce asked coming down the stairs, surprisingly the guy was home.
"No one important." Wally smirked walking away.
"You don't slam the door in someone's face Dick, even if they're not important." Bruce said bluntly reaching the door and opening it.
Barbara was red with furry. She flew past Bruce and nearly tackled Dick to the ground.
"Hello to you to Barbara." Bruce said puzzled, staring at the scene before him.
"No time Bruce, me and Dickie here are going to play a game called answer my questions or die." She said in a cynical voice. She grabbed Dick by the arm and dragged him up the stairs.
Dick mouthed the words 'help'.
"Have fun?" Bruce said still clueless.
[In Dick's room]
Barbara locked the door.
And Wally backed far away from her, wait what am I doing? I have awesome ninja skills. I can take her out in 1, 2, 3!
"Now talk at normal speed or else." Barbara spoke making a fist.
[With Dick}
"There it is! Ugh, I can't believe I had to clean this entire room just to find it under his pillow. Sheesh KF owes me big time." Dick looked for his number and dialed.
[Back with Wally]
The cell phone on the nightstand next to the bed, rang. Wally being closest snatched it, perfect timing!
"Helllloo?" Wally said.
"Hello? Is this Dick Grayson?" a familiar voice came to Wally's ears… hey this was his own voice!
"Yea! Who is this? And what have you done to my body!" Wally yelled into the phone.
"Me? What have you done to me body!" Dick yelled back.
Wally paused, his body? "Dick is that you? It's me Wally!" he whispered making sure Barbara didn't hear.
"Oh, thank goodness. I thought a stranger was in my body. What happened dude!"
"I don't know man, I'm just as confused as you." Wally replied quieter, ignoring the glaring Barbara.
"We need to get to Mt. Justice ASAP." Dick commanded.
"I know, but dude I'm not alone now." Wally whispered putting more distance between him and Babs.
"Where are you? Who's with you?" Dick said a strict voice.
"In your room, with this weird, aggressive, redheaded beauty by the name of Barbara." Wally explained.
"Stop staring at me." Barbara warned.
"Oh you're with Babs? Aggressive? Man what did you do to her?" Dick joked laughing.
"I didn't do anything! Dude stop laughing, she found out I'm not the real you. She's going to beat me up if I don't give her answers."
Dick stopped laughing, "She knows my secret i.d. plus she's a superhero herself sorta. More like a hero in training… hand the phone over to her I'll explain."
"Your funeral, that girl's nutty." Wally whispered before handing the phone to Barbara.
"It's for you, your highness." Wally said sarcastically as she snatched the phone from him. Wally sat back and watched her expression he could only hear her voice not Dick's. The call went something like Barbara talking to herself…
"Who's this?"
"I see." She looked like she was giving something deep thought.
"Oh, uh-huh."
"You're not telling him? Why not?" she said in a protective angry way.
"Sorry." she said sadly.
"Really?" she smirked looking at Wally.
"That's so cool yet creepy." She looked away to her finger nails.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm glad you're fine, can I go to Mt. Justice?"
"Well I'm not gonna tell him! I can sneak in dummy."
"Ugh, your frustrating but…but…I…Dick…. finnnne I'll stay."
*Barbara laughs.* "You're so stupid!" she teases.
"Bye, no I won't tell. Have fun." She hung up with a smile.
"What was all that about?" Wally asked, "It's so confusing hearing only one side of the convo."
"Well now you know how I felt when you were talking with him."she said smoothly walking out, she turned and looked back at him. "By the way nice to meet you Kid Flash." She winked. "Name's Batgirl."
a/n thanks to the new YJ episode BATGIRL DOES EXIST YAY! Hope you enjoyed.

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