Chapter Five: Transformed and a Dayout
The early morning sun shined over the New York skies as the sounds of traffic and chirpping birds that flew over the buildings and streets, mostly were pigeons. In their hotel room Po, Shifu and the Five were still asleep but their blanets were covering them as they snored.
Molly came in, drinking a red Powerade bottle, and she knocked on the door. "Knock knock! Wake up!" "Ugh, not now dad... five more minutes." Po grumbled as he turned in his bed, then he fell over and landed with a thud on the floor, waking up everyone as he did. "Uh, is it morning already?" Monkey asked "I didn't hear the morning gong."
"Would an alarm clock settle?" Molly asked. Then she pulled the sheets off of Po... and screamed in shock when she saw him.
Al-ho, Yu-pa, Dylan, Sophie, Pucca and Garu were all asleep when they heard Molly screaming. They woke up and dashed across the hall to where the five were and gasped when they saw Molly with Po, Shifu and the Five, the shocker was that they didn't look like animals anymore, they were humans!
Po was now a human with short black hair but still wore his patched shorts and his vast stomach was still there, only now human. Shifu was still short but now he was a bald human wearing his old clothes, Monkey looked like a human acrobat with short brown hair and Tigress did too. Mantis was shocked that he had human fingers and toes as did Viper and Crane, all three were strong looking and wore their old clothes, but they also had new clothes on.
"What's going on?" Monkey asked "Why are we... humans?" "I'm guessing this is a nightmare no one can wake up from right?" Po asked "It it was," Shifu said "Now would be the perfect time to wake up."
"Hey guys," Viper said as her new human body wobbled a bit before she stood up right "I've got arms and legs! This is a-Waah!" he fell down and landed on Crane. "Get off, it's bad enough you land on me as a snake but now your heavyer then before!"
"You saying i'm fat?" Viper asked "No no!" Crane said as he blushed "T-That wasn't what i ment! I... i'll explain later."
"Yes, right now we must focus on something bigger, being human suddenly is mainly the reason." Shifu said "And why am i bald? I look stupid!" "I feel stupid." Monkey said as he looked at his new human feet "I'm more use to seeing my feet matching my hands."
"Ok guys," Dylan said "It just came to me that maybe our statue had something to do with this." "What statue?" Po asked
The group returned to the couple's room and Al-ho held the mini statue of Libraty in his hands, attached to it was a note in chinese writing. "This is a small spell for you to use." Al-ho translated as he read the letter "To become human just think about being human and for the way you were think about it and you shall return to your true form. But choise wisely about where you transform, mortal eyes can be a very deseving more then their words can ever say. Master Oogway."
"I knew Oogway was a crazy turtle at first," Po said "But now i think he's just gone mad." "But still, you have to admit," Molly said "You guys do look more easy on the eyes in that form, even more good looking." Po, Monkey, Crane and Mantis blushed and Yu-pa said "But no matter what you look like you'll always be our friends. Right?" "Y-Yeah." Crain said, still blushing as Molly winked.
"Ok, maybe now we can have that tour again, this time i'm leading it." Dylan said "But first we've got to get you into more, uh, normal clothes."
After being dressed by the former animals now looked at themselves in mirrors they had put up. Po wore a blue shirt with white shorts and red sandals with orange socks. Shifu now had a dark blue shirt, white pants and black shoes and socks. Tigress wore a brown tank top, black pants and light brown socks with black sandals on. Viper wore a long purple and green dress and blue shoes. Crane wore a white shirt, blue pants and purple shoes with pink socks. Mantis wore a green shirt with blue shorts and white socks and shoes and Monkey wore a red shirt with orange pants.
"Well, how do you feel?" Yu-pa asked. "I feel like a nutcase." Mantis said "Do we really have to wear this?" "Yeah." Sophie said "Nobody would wear anything like your old clothes, save for China Town but that's another story."
"Now what?" Po asked "Where should we go first?" "I have an idea." Dylan said.
Later the group were walking down a street that had a building called the Hard Rock Cafe on it. "Hard Rock Cafe?" Po asked as he read the sign "What kind of name is that? Where's all the hard rocks?" "They don't have real hard rocks," Dylan said "That's just the name of the place, but it used to be our favorite place to go. Dad would always take us there and we'd pig out so much we had a contest to see who could burp the loudest."
"I remember," Sophie said with a smile "Dad and Dylan would burp the loudest and i'd pretend to throw up." "Good times weren't they?" Dylan asked "Now i wonder what happened to dad. A few years ago he and mom had a huge fight and then..." He clutched his head as did Sophie and said "Then he left, something bad happened to him and... we never saw him again."
"What did happen to him?" Shifu asked.
Suddenly a familier girl came out of the cafe and said "Dylan Darling!" "Oh no! Emily!" Dylan gasped "Hide me!" he hid behind Po "Dylan i can't believe it's really you!" Emily said as she tried to get to get to Dylan "After all this time apart you've finally come to your sences and decided to face our engaement like a man."
"You've got it all wrong," Dylan said as he doged Emily "I was just here on vacation. And i don't want to marry you now or forever so leave me alone!" "Come on you big whimp," Emily said "Mom always wanted you to marry me and now you can-"
"That's enough!" Yu-pa said as she stood in front of Emily. The boxer girl stopped and looked at Yu-pa for a while before saying "And just who are you? From China town?" "No, China itself." Yu-pa said "That's funny, you don't look chinese." "It's a long story." Al-ho said as he stood next to his sister. "I'm Al-ho and this is my sister Yu-pa." "What kinda rediculas names are those?" Emily asked "Our names." Al-ho said "And if you must know you're too late, Mysister married Dylan about a few years ago and i married his sister, after they had disapeared."
"WHAT?" Emily asked in shock "And here are our kids," Yu-pa said, mentioning Pucca and Garu who were behind their parents. Emily looked steamed and tried to punch Yu-pa but thanks to her years of training Yu-pa doged and kicked Emily to the ground instead.
"You'll pay for this!" Emily shouted as she ran away "You'll all pay!"
The group looked at themselves and back to the streets but payed no attention to her. "She was always such a hot head anyway." Sophie said "But now that that's over let's just continue our tour."
Later they arrived at Braodway, where lots of people were standing in line for musicals and other preformances. "This is Broadway," Dylan said "Where everyone hopes to become musical stars from and to preform in costumes in diffrent stories."
"Let's see if Elijah has our backstage passes to 'Phantom of the Oprea." Sophie said.
As they walked away the animals bumped into two girls and they apolosized as they helped the girls up. "Who are you guys?" the first flexable girl asked "Uh," Mantis said "My name is... uh," "Manny." Dylan said as he stood next to Mantis "And he's new here." Then he pointed to Monkey "This is Mack." Then to Po "This is Peter." Then Shifu "This is... Sherrill," Then to Crane "That's... Cris. Then To Tigress "That's... Tina." Then to Viper "And that's Viva."
"Uh, nice to meet you." Crane said "My name's Arizona," the flexable girl said then she pointed to the very soft girl next to her "And this is my friend Kimberly." "May we talk to you for a while?" Kimberly asked as she walked up to Monkey "Uh, sure."
"Uh, that might not be a good idea." Dylan said trying to pull Monkey and Crane out of the girl's arms but couldn't. The Po turned to him and whispered "Oh let them have a little fun, they're not so good with talking to girls back home... but i think it's a little funny flirting with humans instead of girls back at the Valley of Peace."
"What was that Po?" Monkey asked "nothing inportent." the former panda lied. "Ok, i've got our passes." Sophie said "Now we can all see the Phantom of the Oprea."
Meanwhile Emily returned to Dylan and Sophie's mother, who was in Planet Hollywood, and panted as she caught her breath. "What happened Emily, did Dylan proposed?" Martha asked "More like the surprise is on us." Emily said "Sophie and Dylan... are married and have kids!"
Hearing that shocked Martha and she dropped her purse in shock, cuasing almost all of it's contience to fall out and land on the floor.