Hello you wonderful people out there! I'm Peter Griffin and only complete idiots wouldn't know who I am so um well here is a poem I wrote for you guys. OK, here we go:

Pants

Pants are cool

They make me drool

Especially the kind that reveal ass

Oh no uh, look at the grass

Pants are happy

Pants are flappy

Pants are crazy

Pants are lazy

Pants are pants

Uh hope you guys liked it because I worked VERY hard on this. If you DID like it, leave a review letting me know and I'll write some more! Thanks, pilgrims.