Epic Fail At Teaching The Yamis How To Turn On A Computer
Witness Seto Kaiba trying to teach the Yamis how to properly use a computer. Today they will learn what a computer is, and how to turn it on.
Yami arrived at the Kaiba mansion for the "surprise" Yugi said Kaiba was going to give him. He rang the doorbell and shockingly Seto Kaiba himself opened the door. Yami must have been showing his shock very visibly because Kaiba said, "What is a man not allowed to open his door?" Yami still looking shocked walked in without invitation.
" Why did Yugi make me come here?" Before Kaiba could answer, the doorbell rang and on the other side was ... Bakura! Bakura also came in without being invited. Kaiba guessed that the Yamis were never taught manners. Both Bakura and Yami were shocked to see each other. So shocked in fact they did not notice when Yami Marik (We will call him Malik) came into the room.
" BOYS! There will be no fighting in my house. If either of you do, you will wear a dog suit the rest of the day." This got Yami and Bakura to stop glaring at each other long enough to see that Malik was here as well. Bakura immediately ran to his side.
" Why hello Malik! Did you happen to bring your Rod?"
"No. Marik took it so he could get really good seats at the restaurant on his date with Dakota." Bakura was disgusted and turned towards Kaiba.
" Okay Kaiba. Why are we here?"
"Marik, Ryou, and Yugi have all decided that you need to learn more about this age. They told me to teach you about computers." All of them were confused.
" A computer is an electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the result of these operations."
" Now that you know what a computer is, I'm going to teach you how to turn on a computer." Kaiba led them to a room filled with the most high tech computers you could ever see, and sat them down next to a computer. He then sat down at his own.
" To turn on a computer you press the circle with a line through it. I hope that is easy enough to understand." Malik began searching for the button, and when he could not find it he began to kick and punch the device. Bakura also began searching for the button, when he couldn't find it he took out his hidden sword and began stabbing and slashing the poor computer. Yami took a completly different approach then the others. He began talking to the computer and when the computer did not talk back he screamed bloody murder. This got Kaiba's attention and when he turned around Malik's computer was dented, Bakura's was emitting sparks and smoke, and Yami's computer was fine.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS COMPUTER! WHY!"
(A/N) What do you think? Should I continue? Any constructive criticism? Anything good? Reviews?