Hey guys, this is my first Hetalia fan fiction and I'm happy (:
Anyways, since the girls don't get enough love (Especially Seychelles!) I have decided to write this! Please enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia because if I did there would be lots of female characters.
The male countries stared in shock, Up on stage in front of them was the female countries in Short dresses, they gawked, It was like if one movement they would see their underwear.
"Hello, Male countries. Tonight we are proving that just because we're girls doesn't mean we aren't special! You all leave us out of everything, enjoy the performance." Hungary grinned and ended with a wink. "Lily Start the music!"
Liechtenstein started it and ran to her place in the front.
Katy Perry – One of the boys.
[All] Do do do do do do do do do do do do
[Hungary] I saw the spider I didn't scream, because I can belch the alphabet just double dog dare me.
[Seychelles] And I chose guitar over ballet. And I take these suckers down 'cause they just get in my way!
[Liechtenstein] They way you look at me is kind of like a little sister. And I find you're goodbyes and it leaves me up with a blister. (A/N: This is the right lyric isn't it? Writing by memory isn't good -_-)
[All] So I don't wanna be one of the boys. One of your guys. Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight. That I just wanna be one of the girls pretty in pearls and not one of the boys.
[Belgium] so over the summers had me changed. I started reading seventeen and shaving my legs.
[Ukraine] and I studied Lolita religiously. And I walked right into school and caught you staring at me! (At this someone who sounded a lot like Prussia shouted out "Yeah but who wouldn't want to stare at you! Your chest is huge!" Then a smack was heard… like a pipe.)
[Belarus] 'Cause I know what you know but now your gonna have to take a number. Its okay maybe one day, but not until you give me my diamond ring. (She grinned at Russia here.)
[All] 'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys. One of your guys. Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight. That I just wanna be your homecoming queen, there supposed to dream. Not one of the boys.
[Taiwan and Vietnam] I wanna be a flower. Not a dirty leaf. I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team. And I swear maybe one day your gonna wanna make out, make out, make out with me.
[All]Don't wanna be, Don't wanna be, Don't wanna be, Don't wanna be. 'Cause I Don't wanna be, one of the boys, one of your guys. Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight. That I just wanna be one of the girls, pretty in pearls and not one of the boys.
Do do do, do do do do, x2 do do do.
After they finished everyone was clapping, Even Switzerland.
"Why do you all forget us out of everything? Just because most countries are male doesn't mean we are and less different!" Hungary shouted, before she started crying. "W-we need love too, come on girls." She grabbed Liechtenstein's and Seychelles hands and ran, the rest of the girls following.
(Inside some male's heads.)
'Ms Hungary's actually crying… That's rare… She must be very upset.' -Austria.
'Why do I hate her looking sad? Why do I feel guilty? Jesus Russia can hit hard…' -Prussia
'Lily looks really sad, what she meant in the song "They way you look at me is kind of like a little sister." That wasn't about me…was it?" -Switzerland
'My sisters looked at me through that song, what did they mean, da?' -Russia
'Seychelles, I've never seen you look so sad Mon ami…' -France
-End male thoughts-
Soon the males decided to go look for them, they found them in Hungary's dressing room, and they opened the door a tiny bit so they could look in.
"Hungary calm down!" Seychelles cried hugging the nation.
"No god damitt! They think we don't have feelings." She punched a wall. "I-I'm sick of it…"
"Please Eliza, I feel the same way, Vash thinks me as a little sister b-but I don't think of him as one!" Lily cried. "I just… hate to see him hurt… I-I love him."
All the males froze. The small innocent girl they knew loved big mean Switzerland, surely not?
"Yes! I know how it feels but… I feel disgusting! I like Prussia and Austria, I mean come on! I-It's stupid!" Elizabeth cried hugging Lily.
They froze again, sure they saw it coming I mean, who wouldn't. But really did girls always admit crushes to each other.
"You're not stupid, I like England and France but I don't care, I'd be happy with anybody." Seychelles smiled. They froze again.
"I like japan, but if it takes it for him and china to finally get along I'll give him up, besides, they do make such a cute couple, am I right?" Taiwan smiled, the girls nodded. The males froze.
"I don't really like any of the male countries, they're good for nothing." Vietnam scoffed; they froze again, thinking 'We are not good for nothing! Wait… are we? Why are we even here! We don't want to be criticised!'
"I-I love brother Russia! But He probably likes china or something; he'd never want me or little sister." Ukraine sighed. They froze.
"I'll make him love me, He will love me, and He will marry me." Belarus cried. Russia froze.
"You do realise they just heard everything and are spying on us right now?" Belgium sighed.
The females opened the door and everybody came piling in.
The males kept asking questions to everyone before their attention came to one couple, Vash and Lily.
"B-Big bruder you're hurting me…" Vash was pulling her toward the door holding her wrist tightly.
"Please Bruder, I-it hurts." Lily was now crying, her brother had a good grip.
"Get off her Vash!" Elizabeth shouted, Grabbing Lily from Vash.
"Give her back, we're going home." Vash said, angrily.
"No, she's staying with me and Austria tonight; we're having an ONLY FEMALE Sleepover." The Hungarian woman said Pulling Lily away and telling the other girls to come with her.
"Well, we'll have an 'Awesome Males only' Sleepover at Austria's house!" Prussia declared.
"Why my house?" Austria asked.
"To spy on the girls!" they said In Unison.
"…Fine, meet at my house tonight." He Sighed.