Arc 1 Chapter 4 Dork and Jock meet Teletubby (Update)
Kevin and Eddy while trying to find their way back to the others saw Tinky Winky doing his bag dance before they could get away Tinky Winky spots them how will Kevin and Eddy handle this situation?
"Um hello um Tinky Winky right?" asked Eddy
"Yes yes Tinky Winky is Tinky Winky's name, and what are Tinky Winky's new friends names." asked Tinky Winky
"Friends? Um yeah friends, the name's Eddy and this shovelchin kid next to me is Kevin." said Eddy
"Yeah whatever." said Kevin
"Nice to meet you you Kevin and Eddy what brings you two all the way out here?" asked Tinky Winky
"We are trying to find our way back to your house, where our friends Nazz, Sarah, Ed and Double Dee are at." answered Kevin
"Back to Tinky Winky's house, oh Tinky Winky knows where it's at, Tinky Winky show new friends to Tinky Winky's house, follow Tinky Winky new friends." said Tinky Winky
"You heard him Kev lets follow him." said Eddy
"Might as well since we're lost, but will it kill him to learn how to speak clearly." said Kevin
"I wish but unfortuntally the Teletubbies speak gibberish like in the show, so we'll have to deal with him." said Eddy
So Kevin and Eddy followed Tinky Winky back to Tinky Winky house.
Meanwhile somewhere in the flower field the Urban Rangers continue their quest to find the other crystals believing that the crystals could get them back to the cub-da-sac.
"Ranger Jonny you find any crystals?" asked Rolf
"Nope nothing but flowers here." answered Jonny
"Ranger Rolf I get the feeling that these crystals are gonna be hard to find, maybe the one we found is the only one to exist." said Jimmy
"If this is true, then why won't this crystal open a portal, so we can get back to the cub-da-sac?" asked Rolf
"Hmmm good question maybe there's a certain way to use the crystal?" answered Jonny
"It would help if we knew what kind of crystal it is." said Jimmy
"Ranger Jimmy is right we do not know what kind of crystal it is, nor what it could do. Never the less we must explore this entire dimension to see if there is more crystals like this one, before we think about how to use it." said Rolf
Jonny's stomach started to growl.
"Ohh before we continue can we eat first I'm starving?" asked Jonny
"Yes Ranger Jonny as Rolf's belly too is in need of food. Rangers we must find food before we continue our quest." said Rolf
"Yes sir." said both Jonny and Jimmy
The Rangers began searching for food but with little luck.
(20 minutes later)
"Ohh I'm starving buddy, I don't see anything to eat around here." said Jonny talking to plank
"Oh the agony my tummy needs food." groan Jimmy
"This is porposteris we've been searching for more then twenty minutes, and we can't even find an apple tree or berry brush anywhere. What kind of world doesn't have food to survive is it possible for anyone to live here?" asked Rolf
"I remember Double Dee saying that Teletubbies eat nothing but toast and custard." said Jonny
"Are you pulling Rolf's leg Ranger Jonny, are you saying that the inhabitents here eat nothing but toasted bread and custard who could possibly live on such low standards of food. Rolf needs more then just toast and custard, Rolf needs the flesh of animals to survive." said Rolf
"Unfortunately I'm telling the truth, and its all back in the Teletubby's house, but we'll never make it back in time." said Jonny
"I wish I had brought my lunch box, then we could have sandwiches and grapes and juice, why didn't I think of bringing it with me before we got transported to this place?" asked Jimmy weakly
"We are gonna die of starvation if we don't get something to eat soon." said Jonny weakly
"I'm not gonna make it guys I wish were back home why couldn't we've end up in a more civilized world where there's food and water this place is almost like a baroned wasteland only without the desert." said Jimmy weakly
Jimmy passed out.
"Well this is it Plank we're gonna die out here ohhhh." groan Jonny
Jonny passed out.
"Rolf has reached his limits." said Rolf
Rolf passed out.
Suddenly two Teletubbies appeared one was green with brown skin and had a straight antenna and the second was yellow and had a curly antenna there names were Dispsy and Lala and they saw the unconscious urban rangers and pick them up. Dispy was carrying Jimmy and Jonny along with Plank and Lala was carrying Rolf as they headed back to the Teletubby home.
Meanwhile somewhere else Ed and Double Dee were trying to find a lake to get water but with little luck.
"This is ridicules I know there was no water on the show, but literally no water in this dimension you've got to be kidding me." said Double Dee
"Since Teletubbies don't drink water maybe that why there's no water here Double Dee." said Ed
"Indeed Ed, oh this is not good at this rate we won't be able to last for even a week here Ed, the only things that will substane us is the toast and custard but there not all that apptizing I'm afraid." said Double Dee
"Oh no, no water to drink what are we going to do, I can't just have toast and custard especially since there's no butter to put on the toast." said Ed
"Indeed Ed this is a fine mess we've got into, curse my invention." said Double Dee
"This is all my fault, if it wasn't for me pushing all those buttons, then none of this would've happen, I'am so sorry." cried Ed
"It's alright Ed it wouldn't be the first time one of Eddy's scams got us in a predicament and it won't be the last, let's hope Eddy and Kevin have found a way back to our world, though I doubt that." said Double Dee
Suddenly they saw a red Teletubby with a bubble wand shaped antenna riding a scooter who happens to be Po.
"Who is that riding the scooter Double Dee?" asked Ed
"Why it's Po one of the teletubbies, she loves to ride her scooter around the land and has a tendency to speak both English and Cantonese." said Double Dee
"What is Cantonese Double Dee?" asked Ed
"Cantonese is a simplified form of the Chinese Language Ed." answered Double Dee
"Oh." said Ed
Po was riding her scooter along then she saw Ed and Double Dee
"Hello." said Po
"Oh hello Po my name is Eddward but you can call me Double Dee." said Double Dee
"And my name is Ed." said Ed
"Ed and Double Dee." said Po
"You wouldn't happen to know where we can find water would you?" asked Double Dee
"Water what's water?" asked Po
"Oh that's right you never heard of water, well allow me to explain. Water is the source for all life on earth every living thing on earth needs water to survive of course this is from our dimension. Oh that's right I should tell you how we got here well I'll explain as soon as return to your home Po." said Double Dee
"Ok." said Po
So Ed, Double Dee, and Po return to the Teletubby house.
Meanwhile back at the house.
"What's taking them so long?" asked Sarah in annoyance
"Well think about Sarah, the teletubbies have no use for water so maybe there isn't any, I mean in some episodes of the show magical things happened, and random objects would appear." said Nazz
"Really so maybe if we're lucky a decent meal might appear, like a basket full of bread, fruits and drinks in it." said Sarah
"Hey anythings possible I guess." said Nazz
Double Dee, Ed and Po came in.
"What took ya?" asked Sarah
"Well I afraid I have bad news, it's seems that there is no source of water around here." said Double Dee
"Oh that's just great." said Sarah
"I see that you two found Po." said Nazz who noticed Po
"Hello." waved Po
"Looks like we're gonna have to wait till somehow a lake might show up, since this world is so magical." said Sarah
"Wonder what's taking the others so long." said Sarah
"Who knows this world is pretty big, hope they're not lost." said Nazz
Suddenly Eddy, Kevin, along with the other teletubbies two of which are carrying the unconscious Urban Rangers came in.
"Took you guys long enough, where in the world have you all been?" asked Nazz
"Getting lost in this retarded world, Dorky and I were walking for over three hours, and we couldn't find anyway to get home." said Kevin
"No kidding we had follow Tinky Winky to get back here, then we ran into Dispy and Lala who are carrying the Urban Rangers and by the looks of them and by the sound of there bellies they're starving and so are we, you got any food here I'm so hungry I can eat a horse?" asked Eddy
"The only thing here to eat is Tubbytoast and to drink is Tubbycustard, and the only one of the two that taste decent enough is the custard." said Sarah
"Who cares I'm starving turn the machine on and give some toast and some custard." said Kevin
"Coming right up." said Nazz
"Put the Rangers on the seats, they are going to need a truck full of food to get back up." said Eddy talking to Dispy and Lala
Nazz turns on the machine while Tinky Winky ran the custard machine
"So how the expedition coming along Urban Rangers?" asked Eddy
"Eh we may have found a way to get back to our world, Rolf will explain once Rolf gets some food in his belly." said Rolf weakly
"Here you go guys eat up." said Nazz who brought plats full of tubby toast along with Tinky Winky giving them some tubby custard
The Rangers chowed down like animals along with drinking the custard.
"Ahhh not very appetizing but it would do, now as Rolf was saying we've might of found a way to get us home, Ranger Jonny show them the crystal." said Rolf
"Right here it is." said Jonny who took out the crystal they found
"Whoa." said Kevin
"Neat oh." said Sarah
"Cool." said Ed
"It's so pretty." said Nazz
"Woah so shiny bet we'd be rich if we sell that baby." said Eddy
"Incredible I've never seen such a crystal in my life, fascinating so your telling us that this crystal might be the key of getting us out of here?" asked Double Dee
"I think so problem is we don't know what kind of crystal it is." said Jonny
"We think that there might be more somewhere in this world, we found it in a patch of flowers." said Jimmy
"Let me see that I might be able to figure out what kind of crystal it is." said Double Dee
"Here you go Double Dee." said Jonny handing over the crystal to Double Dee
"Hmm intriguing normally a crystal is clear colored, but this one has many different colors glowing, indeed what is this crystal? I'll have to further examine it, but if there are indeed more of them, then I think we would need to find all of these crystals in order to active it's power, and it might indeed open a portal back to our world." said Double Dee
"So we have to hunt for these crystals now?" asked Eddy
"I'm afraid so Eddy." answered Double Dee
"At least it would give us something to do here, since were stuck in this world." said Kevin
"You said it but before we continue we got to eat." said Eddy
"Here you two go." said Lala who put down a plat of tubby toast and a bowl of tubby custard to Eddy and Kevin
"Thanks time to chow down." said Eddy
Eddy and Kevin began to eat the toast but did not really like it that well.
"Uaaagh this toast stinks it's dry and bland." said Eddy
"Yuck how do these teletubbies eat this stuff?" asked Kevin
"Yeah that was our reaction to it as well, the custard's about the only thing around here that taste good.'' said Nazz
"Man would I kill for an apple." said Kevin
"We were trying to find one but no luck." said Jimmy
"Well it's quite possible that one hasn't appeared yet, in Teletubby Land magical things are bound to happen here." said Double Dee
"Never thought you'd be the one to believe in magic Double Dweeb." said Kevin
"Normally I don't but since this is a whole other world, the laws of physics from our universe don't necessarily apply here." said Double Dee
"Besides in the show alot of magical thin gs happen here like in one episode this house was full of cloud after a cloud came in the house. Another episode had animals floating in the sky." said Nazz
"Oh yeah it's all coming back to me now. So you think somehow an apple tree might appear form out of nowhere?" asked Kevin
"Hey anything's possible.'' said Nazz
"All that aside, our current priority is to find the rest of these crystals." said Double Dee
"Right." said everyone but Double Dee and the Teletubbies
"Ok but first since it's getting late, we're going to have to get some sleep, it's been a long day." said Nazz
"(Yawn) I agree." said Double Dee
"And where the heck are we supposed to sleep in, since there's only four beds?" asked Sarah
"If there was a comfy chair, I could sleep in it but there isn't." said Eddy
"And the Teletubbies are sleeping in those beds so we can't sleep in them." said Jonny
"We'll have to sleep on the floor then." said Rolf
"Are you serious Rolf, I can't sleep on the hard floor, I need a soft place to lay on." said Jimmy
"And beside's, there's no pillows to lay our heads on." said Sarah
"And I ain't sleeping with those Teletubbies either. Last thing I want is to be in the same bed as one of those Teletubbies, especially Tinky Winky." said Kevin
"Hmm there must be somewhere for us to sleep at." said Double Dee
"If we had camping gear we could camp outside but sadly we don't." said Jonny
"I thought you Urban Rangers had that stuff with you when we got here?" asked Eddy
"Unfortunately we don't short stop Ed boy." said Rolf
"Well on the floor is where we must sleep I suppose." said Double Dee
"Oh boy this is gonna be a rough night." said Nazz
So the Eds,and the kids decided to sleep on the floor while the Teletubbies slept in their beds.
End of Chapter
Author's note Next chapter is going to be a series of dreams.