Chapter 1: Microsoft World
A/N: Okay, UltimateOtakuGirl100 is BACK, people!
This is the first crackfic I've written so far, so don't hate me if it sucks. But I have a really good feeling about it so far in this first chapter, so I doubt that you people sitting by your computers out there will have a huge problem with it.
Anyway, this is an idea that I've been mulling over for months, and a friend of mine (you know who you are!) convinced me to write it after several chats.
Okay, so here you go! Read on!
I was sitting by the computer. "Hmm," I muttered, tapping my fingers on the desk. "What should I do…? I'm so bored, and I feel like writing an Inuyasha FanFic but I can't think of anything! AAAAAUUGH!"
Not coming up with any ideas, I sighed. "Maybe I should just type down random thoughts until I think of something," I murmured, frowning. I opened an empty document on Microsoft Word and jotted down the first thought that came to my mind:
Inuyasha suddenly gets sucked out of his world and randomly appears in my bedroom
I sighed again, looking over my sentence. "That's one of the most stupid ideas I've ever come up with in my entire Inuyasha-writing career," I said, chuckling humorlessly. I was about to delete the sentence when suddenly, a bright light shone out of my screen, enveloping my entire room. "WHOA!" I cried, shielding my eyes from the light instinctively. Freaking out, I shouted, "WAIT! I TAKE IT BACK! IT'S A GOOD IDEA! SERIOUSLY!" The words "you shouldn't have done that" popped into my mind. Gulping, I leapt onto my bed and snatched a pillow to use as a weak protection against whatever was happening.
Then, suddenly, the bright light grew so intense that I was temporarily blinded. "AHHH!"
Then, as abruptly as it came, the light vanished. "Huh?" I said, confused. Timidly, I peeked over the top of my pillow…
…and saw Inuyasha floating in mid-air, several feet off the ground.
"Wh-wha…?" was all he could say before he fell heavily to the ground with a loud CRASH.
I stared. What on Earth is going on? I thought, mystified, watching Inuyasha rub his head.
Finally regaining my courage, I shyly got up and revealed myself. "H-hi…?" I mumbled, unsure.
Immediately seeing me the instant I showed myself, Inuyasha hissed. "Who are you?" he demanded. "What did you do? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
"Uh…" I mumbled nervously, twitching. "I… don't know…?"
He snorted. "Don't lie, wench! I know you know something! What just happened?"
"Uh, um, well," I stuttered, "I, um, honestly don't know! All I did was type in…" I trailed off, realization suddenly hitting me. "Oh, my gosh…"
Hurriedly, I ran past Inuyasha and glanced at the application border thing at the top that said what it was (A/N I don't know what it's called!). "Hey," I cried. "This isn't Microsoft Word. This is something called Microsoft World!"
"Which is…?" Inuyasha demanded, looking furious.
"Well, Inuyasha, I don't know. I really don't know what happened."
Suddenly, Inuyasha ran over to me and gripped my shirt, lifting me into the air. "Just how do you know my name?" he hissed in my ear, making me wince at his tone.
"Um…" I tried to find words to explain that he was part of a television series, but couldn't think of a way to say it without sounding either stupid or like a liar. "Er…"
"Tell. Me. Now." He reached for his side, where I knew from memory that that was where he kept his Tetsuseiga.
He gasped, eyes widening. "WHERE'S MY TETSUSEIGA?" he roared.
Feeling his grip on me loosen, I quickly took the opportunity and squirmed out of his hold. Trying to decide what was going on, I guessed that Tetsuseiga wasn't with him because I hadn't mentioned it in my sentence on this so-called "Microsoft World" thing. Deciding I was doing him a favor, I quickly typed:
Tetsuseiga appears in my bedroom
Not a second later, the light shone, then disappeared again, leaving behind the Tetsuseiga and its sheath floating. Then it fell on Inuyasha's head.
"OUCH!" he shouted, grabbing his head. Tetsuseiga fell onto the floor next to him. Glaring at me, he yelled, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Rolling my eyes, I said, "Sheesh, you don't need to shout. I can hear you just fine, thank you very much." I smirked.
Ignoring the onslaught of Inuyasha's comebacks, I turned back to my screen. Amazing, I thought. Pretty awesome that I can do whatever I want with this Microsoft World thing, I must say…
Feeling a sudden spark of inspiration, I quickly typed:
Kagome appears in my bedroom
A second later, the light flashed, and Kagome fell onto Inuyasha.
"HEEEEEEEY!" Inuyasha snapped, lying squashed on the ground.
Hurriedly getting off, Kagome stuttered, "I-I'm s-sorry!" She stared at me blankly. "And who are you…? What just happened…?"
Coughing nervously, I said, "Well, it's kinda hard to explain…"
Inuyasha, still lying on the floor, looked very agitated. His ears flicked at the sound of my voice, immediately catching my attention.
I squealed. "THOSE EARS!" I cried, suddenly giddy. Eagerly, I leapt past Kagome and tackled Inuyasha to the ground.
"GAH!" he shouted as he landed with a loud THUD.
Happily, I rubbed his ears.
I heard Kagome chuckle behind me. "I reacted the same way…"
After a while, I got up, satisfied.
"Uuuugh…" Inuyasha groaned, holding his ears.
Giggling, I went to my computer. "This is a really cool thing, here," I mused. "I think I should have a little bit of fun with this…"
Grinning from ear to ear, I quickly typed:
All the Inuyasha characters appear in my basic area
"How did I get here?" Sango cried.
"What… what's going on?" Miroku wondered aloud.
"Hey! I don't remember ever coming here!" Kagura shouted, wrinkling her nose.
"This place… it is enveloped in a strange aura…" Kanna murmured.
"This Sesshomaru does not seem to recall what is happening…" Sesshomaru said in his traditional monotone voice.
"Sesshomaru-sama! What's going on?" Rin cried, holding on tightly to Sesshomaru's kimono.
"Hey! Wha… what just happened?" Koga muttered, confused.
"Koga-kun! How did you get here?" Ayame cried, looking excited.
"I hated that wench enough beforeshe brought all of you guys here…" Inuyasha hissed under his breath.
"Inuyasha! You're being so rude! SIT!" Kagome screamed.
And in the midst of all this, I just sat back in my chair, smiling. This was going to be interesting.
A/N: So waddya think? Sounds good? Yeah, I like it, but I don't know if you people do…
I want feedback! I really enjoyed typing this first chapter, but I want to know if people are enjoying it!