Chapter 3: Shock, FanFiction, and 2 Kagomes WHAT?
A/N: *Gasp* Did I seriously type another chapter in a mere day?
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Uh, anyway, here's the chappie… go on, read the freaking thing!
I raised my eyebrows, looking over my reviews. I pursed my lips. "Umm…" Frowning slightly at a particular review but still enjoying the others, I murmured, "They aren't taking me seriously…"
A voice startled me so much I nearly fell out of my chair. "Whatcha doin'?"
"AAUGH!" I whirled around.
Then I groaned. "Kagome! You scared me! Don't do that!"
Kagome, who was holding a glass of water, grinned sheepishly. "Sorry."
"S'ok. Just… don't do that again, alright?"
"'K." Looking over my shoulder, she asked, "But really, what're you doing?"
"Checking my reviews." At her questioning stare, I added, "I'm writing a FanFiction for everything that's happened so far. People seem to like it, but they're not taking me seriously."
"A FanFiction? Like, you mean you're writing a fake thing of someone else's?"
"Yeah, but it's not really fake, now is it?"
She thought a moment. "I guess so…" Then realization seemed to dawn on her. "Wait, does that mean that someone else made us?"
I winced, feeling slightly guilty. "Uh… well… yeah…"
Kagome looked slightly hurt, but then she shook it off and asked, "So… Um, so can I see it? The FanFiction, I mean."
I blinked. "Uh… uh, sure! Go on ahead!" Quickly, I opened a new tab and went to my account page on FFN, then clicked "InuTalk".
"Here," I said, getting out of my seat and motioning for Kagome to sit down. She obliged.
I watched Kagome's expression change from curious to confused to shocked to hysterical to mortified and several other expressions I couldn't name.
"Um… It's great…?" Kagome said finally after a long silence, but judging by the pale look on her already pale face, she was more than a little taken aback.
I sighed. "Don't lie to me, Kagome. What do you really think about it?"
Kagome wrinkled her nose. "Well, in all honesty, I think it's fine," she replied a little irritably, "But I did not break down in laughter for that long! You so totally exaggerated!"
Again, I nearly fell over. After recovering, I replied a little hesitantly, "Well… actually, you kinda did… no offense…"
Kagome looked slightly annoyed, but she got out of my chair and gave it back to me.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?"
"GAAAH!" This time, I really did fall out of my chair.
Getting up again (and muttering several curses under my breath that I'm not going to put down), I turned and faced a scowling Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha…" I warned dangerously, "I swear, do that one more time and I'm going to S-I-T you until you cry!"
Inuyasha recoiled at the mention of the "sit" word, but stood his ground. "Keh!" he retorted, turning his head away.
Suddenly getting a spark of inspiration from side-glancing at my reviews again, a mischievous grin spread across my face.
"Hey, Inuyasha…" I drawled, slowing my words, "Can you do something?"
Immediately suspicious, Inuyasha hissed out warily, "What? Why should I?"
I grinned even wider. "I'm glad you asked."
Inuyasha's eyes narrowed guardedly.
Smiling evilly and strolling purposefully over to Inuyasha's side, I harshly grabbed one of his fluffy white ears (which resulted in a loud yelp) and yanked him by said ear until my lips were right next to them. "Well," I whispered cruelly, "surely you haven't forgotten these." I (none too gently) jerked the white and baby blue rosary beads around his neck, smirking as he winced. "And," I continued, gesturing to my computer with the hand not holding on Inuyasha's ear, "I can make your little 'stay' here in my world a living nightmare… simply by typing in my desires…"
"…so I suggest you just go along with what I say. Fair enough?"
Inuyasha paled noticeably and nodded frantically.
Releasing Inuyasha's ear, I turned back towards my computer and opened another new tab. I went to FFN again, then scrolled down the Inuyasha FanFics until I found one I wanted. "Read this," I commanded, getting up and giving Inuyasha my seat.
"' Reaching his locker he opened it, revealing a bundle of cards. They remembered; his friends remembered his birthday; His 17th birthday. Being half-demon, his demon blood begs to be let loose…'" He trailed off as he continued to read.
"What is this?" Inuyasha cried in horror.
Grinning, I replied, "It's an InuKag FanFic. Rated M."
Inuyasha's eyes widened in absolute terror, obviously scarred for life.
"What's that? What'd he read?" Kagome asked, trying to look at the screen.
"I don't think you want to know, Kagome," I replied, blocking the screen so she wouldn't suffer the nightmares Inuyasha would be having.
Inuyasha, face reflecting that he was still completely mortified, nodded slowly in agreement.
Then, getting a spark of inspiration, I went back to the list of FanFics and clicked on another.
He, looking extremely shaken, limply sat down in my chair again and read the new Fic.
"I think I've just experienced a taste of death…" he murmured, looking scared out of his wits and side-glanced at Kagome before quickly turning away again.
"I think he's just become a Miroku clone," I told Kagome (who blinked, then looked like she'd decided she didn't want to know).
I shoved him out of my chair (he was hyperventilating too much to move by himself) and reclaimed my place by my computer. "Okey dokey… what now…?" I murmured, glancing over my reviews.
I read one and smiled. Perfect.
I typed what I wanted down.
Suddenly, there was a floating half-demon girl floating in my room. Then she fell.
"AAAH!" everyone (other than me) screamed as she landed with a crash.
"Ow…" she mumbled, getting up.
She stared at me. "Wait, are you Gabi?"
"Yeah…" I replied.
Her eyes widened. "Whoa! Then you must have brought me here using that Microsoft World thingy you were talking about in your FanFic!" She blinked. "But I thought you were just making up a story for fun when you were writing it…"
I shrugged. "Well, you thought wrong."
"Whoa, whoa, hold up! What's going on?" Inuyasha interrupted irritably (somehow recovered from his previous horror). "Who are you, wench?"
The girl huffed. "Sheesh, in real life, he's so much ruder than I'd imagined…" Turning to me, she said, "Can you tell 'em?"
I sighed. "OK." Turning to the expectant characters, I told them, "This is a friend of mine on FanFiction who I transformed into a half-demon using Microsoft World. Oh," I added, "and her name's Kagome, too."
For a moment, everyone was silent.
Then everyone screamed, "WHAT?"
A/N: Alrighty… I put 2 requests in this chapter. Hope you enjoyed.
And what will become of this "other" Kagome?
Heheh, well, you will find out!