As always, this story is dedicated to God Almighty, who invented the wonderful concept of humor. And also dedicated to TheMoonclaw, who gave me the inspiration to start a new genre of LOL oneshots. May you always be filled with joy and laughter, and may StarClan be with you! :-) Everything recognizable belongs to Retro Studios. So all credit for Samus, and Adam, and the rest belongs to them. Have fun reading!
Samus smiled grimly as she fired the last shot at Thardus, then realized that it was about to crush her. She turned and ran as the gigantic, stone beastie began crumbling into a heap, and she paused as soon as she was out of range. Then something small pinged off of the back of her helmet, and she looked behind her at the offending rock that lay serenely on the ground. "Hey!" She reached up and touched her helmet, annoyed, then aimed her arm cannon at the rock and charged a Super Missile, blasting it out of existence. "Stupid rock…"