Aurora Unit 242

Samus groaned as the panels in her ship went dark and a hologram of the Aurora Unit materialized in front of her. Unit 242 was really getting on her nerves by now. It said some nonsense about her needing to make her way to Elysia and find out what happened to Ghor, then, predictably, ended the briefing session with "Good luck, Samus."

"Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it," the bounty hunter muttered, glaring at the console. "I really hate computers…"

"That sounds a bit grim, Lady," Adam said.

"Shut up, Adam!"

"I'm just saying-"

"Don't tempt me into dismantling you…" she threatened, then sighed. "Point being, I really, really hate Aurora Unit Two-Four-Two. Understood? From now on, block all communications from it."

The computer seemed to sympathize, but, sadly, wasn't helpful. "That is impossible, Samus. It has advanced programming beyond my capabilities to block"

She shrieked in dismay. "I'll never be rid of the stupid thing!"

Like the postman in the Legend of Zelda, the Aurora Unit always bugged me. And it is ALWAYS saying the words 'good luck' to Samus. I hate the Aurora Unit, and I would definitely kill 242 if I was able to.