I came up with this idea from reading a fanficton about how to annoy the six god-generals. This one is mainly focused around six ways of annoying Dist. It is supposed to be humorous but I'm not good with coming up with funny stuff for stories. Still I hope you enjoy it and please review this as well! :-)
Chapter 1: An annoyed Anise and Sad Arietta
"You get back here with my revenge journal now, you little brat!"
"Make me, Reaper!"
"It's ROSE! DIST THE ROSE! Not Reaper!"
The voices of Anise and Dist could be heard echoing throughout the cathedral. A very bored Anise had suddenly got the idea of annoying Dist by stealing his most prized possession. This happened to be his revenge journal; a book in which Dist wrote down in a diary like format about what certain people had done to anger him and what revenge he was planning to pull on them. No one knew who was actually in the book; however if they did happen to anger Dist then they knew their name would end up being scribbled in there. Anise was fully aware that by stealing the book itself her name would probably end up inside it. Of course she didn't care. She wasn't afraid of Dist, even though she was only 13. Anise dashed down the stairs into the main hallway of the cathedral with Dist chasing her on his hover chair. She had his revenge journal held tightly underneath her left arm. Dist zoomed down the stairs after her; however, due to how fast the chair was actually going, he fell forwards and began rolling down the stairs in a large heap. He landed flat on his face at the bottom of the stairs. His hover chair rolled down behind him and landed right on top of him. Anise skidded to a halt when she realised Dist wasn't chasing her anymore. She swirled around to see the heap of Dist and his hover chair lying at the bottom of the stairs. Anise burst out into a heap of laughter while Dist let out a small groan of agony. He carefully pushed himself up onto his knees and pushed the chair angrily to one side. His face turned scarlet as he stared at Anise laughing her head off at him.
"Don't you dare laugh at me, you insolent little girl!" He screeched. "Now hand over my revenge journal!"
Anise let out a huge sigh and composed herself.
"Oh come on, Reaper! Can't you have a laugh every once in a while?"
A devilish smile appeared across Anise's face. She had thought of another way to tease him.
"Hmm… I wonder what you have actually written in here… I might just have a quick peek…"
Anise carefully opened the first page of Dist's revenge journal. Dist's face went a bright shade of red and his hands began to ball into fists.
"Give that back to me!" He screamed.
Just as Dist tried to stand up on his own feet his hover chair flattened him to the floor again. Anise just smirked.
"Let's see… Aha! I guess I'll just read this one!" Anise taunted.
She began to read the first few lines of the entry.
"Dear revenge journal,
I, the most gracious Dist the Rose, have been insulted once again by that know-it-all Jade Curtiss! When I confronted him and the rest of the "Jade Gang" on a boat to get back the fon disk that they had stolen, Jade called me "Dist the Runny"! And when I retaliated at him he mentioned that if I should get mad my nose would run! I was really insulted by that remark and am now planning the most devious revenge I can think for him-"
"STOP READING MY ENTRIES OUT LOUD!"
Dist shoved his hover chair to one side roughly and stood back up onto his feet. Anise thought she saw steam coming out of his ears. Anise couldn't help but stand there and laugh. She loved to tease Dist whenever she got the chance. It was definitely a good way to pass time.
"Ok, I've had my fun now! You can have your diary back Reaper!"
She slammed the book shut and tossed it like a Frisbee so that it landed at Dist's feet. She slowly turned around and began to skip away. Dist quickly climbed back into his chair with his revenge journal clutched tightly in his left hand. He shot off quickly to catch up with Anise.
"It's called a revenge journal! Not a diary! And don't you dare think that you've got away with this, you little brat! Since you took something precious from me, I'm going to take something precious from you!"
Dist's right hand grabbed hold of Anise's shoulder tightly. He grabbed hold of Tokunaga and yanked him free from her back. Anise swirled around to watch Dist fly high in the air and cackle evilly.
"Hey Reaper, you can't do that! I gave you back your silly journal!"
"Tokunaga is officially confiscated until you can show me some respect" Dist announced.
"The gracious and glamorous Dist the Rose says so! That's who!"
Dist let out a loud evil cackle and shot off into the room where the Fonic Glyph was. Anise stamped her right foot on the floor angrily.
(I hate Dist so much! Why did he have to take Tokunaga off of me? I gave him back that silly little diary of his! It doesn't give him the right to take something from me! There has got to be a way that I can get Tokunaga back… Oh! I know! I can just get the Colonel to sort Dist out! Oh wait… I forgot the Colonel is on official business in Grand Chokmah… Damn it!)
Jade had been called out by Emperor Peony the Ninth on official business in Grand Chokmah. The rest of the group also had official business that they had been called to as well, including Fon Master Ion, so Anise had no one to turn to for help. Anise sighed annoyed.
(Looks like I've got nothing better to do. I guess I'll just go back to my room and rest)
Just as Anise was making her way back to the Fonic Glyph she heard a loud cry of agony.
(What was that?)
It had come from the room where the Fonic Glyph was. Anise quickly dashed there to find Dist sprawled out flat on the floor again with his hover chair on top of him. Anise broke down into a heap of laughter. She didn't know how Dist had managed that for a third time today but he seemed to be one hell of a klutz. Dist pushed his hover chair off his back roughly. It slammed violently into the wall. He leapt to his feet and swirled around to face Anise with his face coloured a bright shade of scarlet.
"Were you the one who tripped me up just with this?" He questioned angrily.
He held up a familiar looking stuffed doll. Anise knew that wasn't Tokunaga. It looked like Arietta's stuffed doll.
"No I didn't" Anise replied. "You took Tokunaga off of me. He's the only stuffed doll that I have. That looks like Gloomietta's stuffed doll"
Suddenly the Fonic Glyph lit up with a bright red light. Arietta suddenly appeared and dashed towards Anise.
"Have you seen my stuffed doll Anise?" She asked. "My liger friend and I were playing catch with it just outside my room. I missed it when she tossed it and it fell down to the floors below"
"So you're the one that tripped me up with this!" Dist screeched angrily.
Arietta swirled around to find Dist holding up her stuffed doll. She stared at him surprised.
"What do you mean?"
"I just tripped over this stupid little thing as I lowered my hover chair nearer the floor to put my legs down! That's why I'm mad!"
Anise started rolling on the floor with laughter. She couldn't help herself. The fact that anyone could hurt themselves so badly while in a hover chair just seemed to really tickle her funny bone. Dist was fuming.
"It was an accident..." Arietta moaned. "I didn't mean it! Please give me my stuffed doll back! Please!"
"I don't care if it was an accident! No one and I mean no one trips over the fabulous Dist the Rose! Until you show me some respect, your stuffed doll is confiscated!"
Dist lifted his chair back upright again and sat in it with Arietta's stuffed doll on his lap.
"Oh come on Reaper! It was an accident!" Anise retaliated. "Arietta would never do anything like that to you on purpose!"
"I don't care!"
Dist flew off into the Fonic Glyph and teleported back up to his room. Arietta sat on the floor and wrapped her arms around her legs.
"What am I going to do now?" She questioned. "Dist had no right to take my stuffed doll away from me! That's my most prized possession!"
"I swear that Reaper is such a drama queen and big headed!" Anise stated annoyed. "You haven't got a problem in getting your doll back anyway. You can just send your liger friend to attack him and get it back"
"I wish I could but Legretta would punish me if I did such a thing. We are not allowed to attack one another"
"Ugh… Why has there always got to be an obstacle in the way?"
Suddenly a devilish smile appeared on Anise's face. Arietta's eyes widened.
"I don't like it when you get that look Anise… What are you planning?"
"Oh just a little thing called "revenge"…" She replied slyly. "If I prank Dist a good number of times then I am sure he will give me Tokunaga back!"
"Erm… You don't mind if I help do you?" Arietta asked timidly. "I can't really get my stuffed doll back myself and plus you're sneaker than me at pulling pranks off"
Anise thought about it for a moment.
(Well I suppose I could let Gloomietta help. Dist was a bit unfair to her)
"I don't mind you helping Arietta"
Arietta smiled happily.
"Right then, let's go back to my room and start thinking up a list of things we could do to annoy Dist!"
Arietta and Anise dashed off through the Fonic Glyph to prepare their plan for revenge against Dist.