Idek why I like using snippets of conversation as my summary/plot of the story. It's not even a summary/plot; but a teaser. I also don't even know why I'm ranting when summaries/plots like it make me have readers.
The Personal Assistant
Inside Kuran Tower, the main building of Kuran Industries, is a very stressed-out silver-haired and purple-eyed personal assistant.
Zero Kiryuu doesn't even bother looking at Takuma Ichijou, the best friend of his boss, as he walks past him with a "Good morning, Zero!"
He is currently on the phone with a CEO of a big-time company; explaining to the man why his boss, the greatest Kaname Kuran (since the narcissistic bastard doesn't like the word great), wasn't able to attend the business meeting they had scheduled.
"Mr. Ikawa, you can just fax or e-mail to me all the details of the business meeting so that I can give it to Mr. Kuran." He says, brushing his bangs back with his hands.
"Even if I did, how can I be sure he would read it?" Ikawa snarls. Zero wasn't even mad with the man. If he was Ikawa, he would be angry too for being ditched.
"I will try to schedule Mr. Kuran to have an appointment with you. If he doesn't attend, I, as his personal assistant, will gladly attend on his behalf." Zero is used to all of this.
After all, he has been saying the exact same words to everyone Kaname Kuran had a meeting with for the past five years he has been working for the guy. In fact, Zero knows that in the end, he'll be the one to attend the meeting.
And even if Kaname did attend said meeting, Zero can already see his boss sleeping during the entire presentation or making remarks here and there. Kaname Kuran's stoic demeanour can fool anybody that he is a very serious man.
Well, Zero knew better. He was Kaname's personal assistant after all. He has always been there whenever the man is ass-drunk or is about to drive around town naked because of also being drunk to oblivion.
A little bit more of forcing and Ikawa finally agreed. Of course, Zero still isn't able to have some much-needed breathing space. When he places his iPhone down, he picks up his Blackberry and re-dials the number of the Boy Scouts; again.
"Good morning, sir. Yes, this is Zero Kiryuu, personal assistant of Kaname Kuran. I would like to confirm if Mr. Kuran really did agree on donating his art collection to your foundation?"
As Kaname and Takuma have their wine, his PA, Zero Kiryuu, walks inside his office with a glare.
"Mr. Kuran, what would be your excuse this time for not attending another meeting? You better be creative about it." Zero snarls to the brunette who is seated on the leather couch watching basketball from his wide, flat-screen TV.
Whenever businessmen enters Kaname's office, they all stare in wonder at his office which he actually turned into a penthouse complete with a bar.
"Oh,Zero darling. If you weren't you, I would have fired you for being so hostile towards me." He replies with an innocent smile. But Zero knew better. From the other couch, Takuma was howling as one of the players score.
"And how dare you donate my art collection to the boy scouts!" Kaname raises a brow at Zero's statement, "YOUR art collection? Zero, it was my money."
Zero scoffs, "Yes, but it was my time and effort used to have those paintings scoured all over the land for that party you had me organize, and you didn't even attend it!"
Takuma's howling wasn't piping down, and Kaname would have laughed at how comical his best friend is acting while Zero lectures him. He knows though that if he laugh, Zero might punch him, so Kaname settles with sighing.
"You're so uptight towards yourself. Calm down and sit with us. Have some wine and watch basketball. See how Takuma is enjoying his self?" Kaname gestures to his best friend, who is weirdly chowing down on popcorn while drinking wine at the same time.
"Mr. Kuran, I don't even know why I always have to clean your mess for you." Zero sighs as his Blackberry starts ringing again. "Zero Kiryuu." He says.
The silver-haired PA pauses for a moment before his brows furrow in annoyance. "I'm sorry miss, but I' am just his personal assistant. But I can assure you that it was just a small problem of Mr. Kuran. Thank you."
When Zero was finished with the call, he glares at the brunette who is looking at him nervously. "Explain," He says with a firm tone, "Explain to me why the hell the press caught you running around in the park following a squirrel."
Kaname grunts, remembering the experience, "That fucking squirrel. Ugh, I don't want to remember it." Zero's glare didn't falter as Kaname looked at him from underneath his eyelashes.
Kaname took Zero's hand and began making shapes on his palm. It was normal for the both of them to be touching since they have been working together (more like Zero doing both their jobs) for five years, and through those years, Zero learns that Kaname will be doing this when he's about to tell you something he knows you definitely won't like.
He's seen Kaname do it to people like Takuma, and even his personal chauffeur Senri. There were also variations of this hand touching thing. Like Kaname making said shapes with his fingers on your shoulder or even your feet.
"That squirrel is a pickpocket. He stole my newest Rolex." He mutters. Zero couldn't believe his ears, "The custom-made one with the shape of a nut?"
Kaname smiles widely, "Yes! Now, do you understand my pain? I just had to chase him."
Zero growls at him, pulls his hand back, and walks out of Kaname's office, "I don't even know why I work for you!"
"That's because your pay check is thrice the times higher than what normal personal assistants get paid for! And because me, your boss, is a sexy sex God!" Kaname says, hoping Zero would understand.
A minute passed, then, a paper ball hit his head that had the words, 'I'll castrate you if you say that aloud one more time.'
"I love you too, darling!" Kaname shouts back before returning his attention to the basketball game.
For those who noticed on who and where I based this story on, I congratulate you. For those who don't, I'd explain myself. It's based on Ironman's Tony Stark and Pepper Potts. I love those two to bits. And I can totally imagine Zero being a sexy PA doing all Kaname's work. By the way, the original title of this fanfiction should be, My PA is the Sex.
If you want me to continue this, then do say so. You're awesome because you read this ;)