I'm free and alive, nobody's going to stop me from being happy and I WILL find happiness soon.
I have a feeling you're not going to miss much, seeing I'm just a depressing ball of meat, but hey, the next time you see me, I swear I will be happier than this; I will be the happiest person alive…just like Amma.
"GET BACK HERE PRCKS!" Kaki screams.
I sigh. Scratch that; when I'm dead, I'll be the happiest person. Eh, what can I say, I have Kaki around.
Get Out Alive
No Words For This
One simple thing, my sister LOVES Elfen Lied. You know my sister, Kaki? You should if you've read (or stalked me) 'My Patch of Ice and Blood' (which hurts like heck), 'No More Sorrow' (ugh), and 'The Red'. No complaints since I met Zero Kiryu! EEP! FCK YOU! *Clear throat* Sorry, I'm just happy. *Clear throat* *Repeat ten times*.
"You okay?" Yuki Hishino, my probable best friend, asks, munching on Twizzlers.
"Oh God I think it went down-" I cough harshly "-WRONG-ACK-PIPE!"
Kaki, being the btch she is, just keeps sitting in front of the television watching Elfen Lied with all her Elfen Lied manga by her side (talk about obsessed). Yuki, for one, is nice enough to jerk the required area for me to hack up the red 'plastic' candy onto the floor. "Ew..." she blinks.
"Maki-chan," Nana blinks. "Don't you miss Vanessa-san and Rosa-san?"
I sigh. They disappeared, alright? I guess Mi took them back. I honestly tried. I gave all my characters equal food rations, not too much or too little. But you know Nana, she doesn't let things go. I pat her head. "Yeah, but who doesn't?"
We all jump and turn to Il. Quartzflies up to her, Mina busy scolding Annie for drawing on 'your royal highness' in her sleep. Utau comes in, the person behind her making me throw myself into the closet cabinet. As I shake with Nana and Quartz clinging to my shoulders someone taps on the wood.
"Aw, Maki-koi!" Ikuto Tsykiyomi, my perverted boyfriend, whines. "Don't be shy!"
"ZERO, GET YOUR AS IN HERE!" I shriek.
Yes, I mean Zero Kiryu. Sadly, he's unconscious on the couch by what Nana tells me. "Do we have to stay in here?" Quartz squeaks.
I nod. I wince as another 'Amma memory' breaks through. It's been a month since you last saw me, so you can't imagine what I mean by they are becoming more frequent. "Umma! Umma!" I cry.
Her eyes flutter and stare at the orange sky with red clouds."Erp? Sorry, but I don't think we're precisely in Kansas anymore."
I roll my eyes. "Come on! The soldiers might catch us!"
"Let them. We were fated to die some time."
It's actually ridiculous I actually thought like that. I hear Ikuto chuckle and he jiggles the knob. "Maki~" he coons. "Oh Maki-koi~".
"Utau, how are you related to that?" I snap.
I can just tell he's pouting. "That's not nice, Maki-ko-"
I hear a gun cock. "Step. Away. From. The. Cabint."
I smile and shoot out, tackling Zero. "Thank you, Zero~" I sing.
Ikuto growls and Utau stares at her watch blankly. "Il, El, we have to go to Amu's." They walk for the door. "Ikuto, behave."
"Yeah, yeah..." Ikuto cracks his knuckles.
"You really think you can threathen me?" Zero laughs, patting my head.
"Maki," Yuki sighs, "go in the room with Kaki."
I nod and Yoru, Nana, Quartz, Kiuie (Zero), Mina, and Annie follow me into the Living Room, where Kaki smiles at the screen. Don't be fooled, folks. Lucy is busy torturing Nana. I sigh and pat her head as crashes and cracks are heard from...the kitchen, yes. Yoru huffs and exchanges glances with Kiuie. "Sometimes I wonder about their taste in women..." Kiuie reads Yoru's mind (origanally 'Your').
I glare. "Watch it..."
"Yeah!" Nana defends. "Maki-chan is nice!"
"ANNIE!" I roar.
"STOP FCKING DRAWING ON MY FACE!"
"Owie!" I cry. "That hurts!"
"Stop squirming then," Mack and Jus sigh.
"Her fault for not cutting up the knee-pits," Kaki shrugs indifferently, still watching Elfen Lied.
"I bet that Lucy is nicer than you," Zero huffs at her.
"Why, thank you Emo dck."
"Hey," Amu huffs. "Can we worry about one girl at a time?"
Ikuto rubs my back up and down as Mack tries to remove the glass from my knee and I am taking the glass out of the thigh. Yuki is on my right, sighing, "This is what you get when you chase Annie."
I start throwing a baby's fit. "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Ikuto kisses the top of my head, making Zero glare at him. Ikuto cares more about me, though, than Zero. "Calm down, Maki-koi. I'll get you some ice cream after this, okay?"
I pout and nod. Jeez, at least let me be in my whiny relm for a minute. Kaki turns, popcorn in hand. "Maki-onee-cha," she blinks, "can we go to Elfen Lied through that portal thingy?"
I shrug. "Possible, seeing we're still connected with Zero and Yuuki and Mr. Dorkula."
Zero chuckles. Utau huffs and turns to Amu. "Amu, where did the characters go?"
Amu looks around. "No idea..."
I gasp and stand, Mack being pushed back. "Quartz?" I call, running two feet before tripping.
Ikuto comes over. "Hey! Don't moce, you're still cut up!"
Quartz and Nana rush down. "It's the portal...
...IT'S IN YOUR ROOM!"