If I owed Hetalia, I would be flipping rich. Nuff said.
#2 is from a vid I saw on YouTube. Got any ideals? Please tell me!
Eps 1: German Indian Jones
"Today, I will be traveling to an undiscoved land. Many of tried to go there but never have they returned. There are legends of rabid man eating tweety birds and oceans of beer. I will be traveling to the depths of the basement. Italy, if I don't come back, you can have my wurst maker, Japan can have my stash. And yes Japan I have seen you looking. Bud me farewell for now I must write my will and never-"
"I GET IT WEST! I'LL GO CLEAN THE BASEMENT! YOU DON'T NEED TO VIDEO TAPE YOU SAID LIFE!" Prussia storms down the basement while Germany turns the camera to face him.
"And that is how you get Prussia to clean. Hungary! Get ready!" Germany yells down the cellar.
"Get ready? West what do you –HOLY PEEPES!" Germany turns to camera toward a Prussia who was tarred and covered in feathers. He crashes into Germany, knocking the camera out of his hands. The screen only showed woman's combat boots.
"Hello Prussia. Miss me?"
Eps 2: scones.
"Yo Iggy! Got any food?" America storms into the said nation's house.
"Yes. Here at British Brooker, we have new scones." England holds up a pan of scones. "We have,"
"Frog" He held up one with a little France figurine in it.
"Blood." And he digs his mouth into it.
"So which one would you like America?" England turns to the said nation, with blood surrounding his mouth.
"YOU'RE FLIPPING CRAZY DUDE!"
"You're going to eat one and you're going to like it."
-Meanwhile , somewhere in Russia-
"Do you hear that Mr. Giggles?" Russia made the pink stuff bunny in his hands shake his head.
"Good, now where were we? All yes. Barbie, pass the sugar please."
Eps. 3 How to dial 9-1-1
"You mean you don't know how to?" America stares at Germany with amazement. Japan, with his ever ready camera, video taping it.
"Well, in my country we have a diffren-" But the German was cut off by a very loud American.
"Well, first you have to press the nine button which is at the bottom, right next to the eight I think." America shows them in the air where the button might be.
"Then you have to press the one twice. Like one one. No China! Press the one! Like the number nine then the one! Holy Katy Perry! I don't believe you people!
"Another peaceful day for the nations aru."
"YOU'RE PRESSING SIXTY-NINE! WE DON'T WANT SIXTIY-NINE!" Right then, one person had enough of this and threw the camera at America, cutting him off.
Eps. 4 Tomato seer
"Lovi!~! I'm here to save you from your mother!" Spain ran in, wearing a cape surrounded by flying tomatoes.
"What are you doing here you bas-"
Latter that day….
"How did you know I needed saving from my mother?"
"Ah~ the tomatoes told me so. We flew over here in the tomato mobile!"
"You don't have a tomato mobile."
"I sadly stand corrected."
Eps 5 turkey and the German sparkle party.
"You Prissy boy. Got the party pants?"
"Switzerland, rubber boots?"
"Pink and sparkly as ever."
"Germany, beer?" A nod from the said German.
"Kesesese! The coast is clear. LET'S GET THIS GERMAN SPARKLE PARTU GOING!" Switzerland, Hungary, Liechtenstein, Germany, Prussia and Austria quickly scamper into the meeting room. Disco balls burst out of the ceiling and German sparkle party starts to play.
"I wonder if there's any more sugar in the meeting place" turkey said to himself, opening the door. But instead of getting a quiet room, he sees, all of the male Germanic nations, except for Switzerland, who was a DJ in a sparkly pink pants and boots rocking out to a sparkle party.
"MY EYES! "He screams and blacks out.
"tie him tightly."
"Shall I put the Cd in?"
"Hungary, I told you not to call me that."
Turkey wakes up and he sees the Germanic nations in front of a screen.
"Where am I?"
"Oh hello Turkey. You like cats right?" Germany, who was really out of character says smiling. They move out of the way to revel Nyan cat.
"NOOO! "Turkey screams.
"OH yes. And It's your lucky day. This goes on for hours." After the other nations leave Turkey behind they go back to the party.
"Got my party pants party pants!"
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