T.U.F.F. Headquarters, the official headquarters of the agents of the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force. These agents dedicated their lives to fight evil in the streets of Petropolis.
Super Agent Dudley Puppy was as busy as ever. He was busy chewing his butt when he heard a scream.
"That sounds like Keswick!" He exclaims.
He ran to the TUFF Laboratory where Keswick usually does his inventions. He forced the door open and began blasting the entire place with his ray gun. He suddenly stopped after seeing that Keswick was okay (except for the burn marks where Dudley blasted him).
"Sorry Keswick." He apologizes sheepishly as he hid his ray gun and saw the mess he made of the place, "I thought you were in trouble."
"In hyacinth Agent Puppy," Keswick begins speaking as he dusts away the soot from himself, " a scream does not literally mean someone's in trouble."
That's when Agent Kitty Katswell and the Chief entered the lab as well with a ray gun on Kitty's hand.
"Alright, where is he? Where is he?" The chief, a tiny flea with a television screen that magnifies his head, asked.
"Now, now everyone. Just calm down." Keswick coaxed, " I was merely ch-ch-checking my E-mail." He gestures to a computer which shows his MyFace account on the screen.
"You got a date with a MyFace user who goes by the username Lizardnator2.0?" Kitty asked as she peered into the screen.
"Why else would I be screaming?" Keswick replies, "We've been c-c-communicating ever since and I finally got the chance to ask her out on a date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to meet her at the P-p-petropolis Train Station."
"Whoa, Romeo." The chief stops him, "We can't risk exposing TUFF secret to a villain who could be posing as a harmless citizen dating you. Right Agent Puppy?" He eyes at Dudley.
"Hey, I wasn't the one who hired the villain who was posing as a harmless secretary dating me." He neglects, telling the chief as he remembers the time he dates the Chameleon who was posing as TUFF secretary, Fifi Ouioui. He then takes out a picture of her and cries, "Fifi!"
"Not to worry chief. I can assure you that I will not give any reason for a vuh-vuh-villain to date me just to squeeze any information regarding TUFF." He assures.
"You chose TuffKeswickAgent as your username." Dudley points out the username in Keswick's account.
"Alright, Keswick." The Chief finally agrees, "You can go on your date and don't worry about us. We won't interfere with your social life."
Keswick angrily slumps at the back of the TUFF as Dudley and Kitty sat up front with Dudley driving the wheel.
"Cheer up, Keswick." Kitty said, "Chief just asks us to chaperone you to your date."
"Along with the other Agents of TUFF?" Keswick angrily asks as he gestures to the TUFF helicopters zooming above them.
Suddenly, they heard a scream for help.
"Now that sounds like someone's in trouble." Dudley said as he steered to trouble, "It's a good thing we brought back-up.
The TUFF Agents arrived at the scene of the crime only finding out that they were too late.
"Freeze, Snaptrap!" The Chief commands the Leader of Doom who has stolen electric appliances as the agents pointed their ray guns at him.
Snaptrap took out his own ray gun and zapped them. He then ran away with his loot as Dudley, Kitty and Keswick followed him. He turned into a blind alley. When the agents came to it, he was gone.
"Drat. We lost him Chief." Kitty calls through her wristcom.
"And I'm late for my date." Keswick complains. Suddenly, his cell phone rings signaling that he has an e-mail.
"Oh. Never mind. She asks if we could meet later at the La Fraîche downtown." He continued.
"Why's that?" Dudley asks.
"Because its just downtown where the robbed appliance store is." Keswick replies.
The TUFF Agents drove to the restaurant Keswick talked about. In front of the restaurant was an attractive pink lizard wearing a pink pea coat. The male TUFF agents opened their mouths in awe and their tongues rolled out. Keswick approached her.
"Lizardnator2.0?" He asked.
"TuffKeswickAgent?" She asked back, "You're quite smaller than I expected, and cuter."
"Well…" Keswick blushed and was pushed away by the other male TUFF agents who began introducing themselves to his date while the female agents pout in jealousy.
"Sorry, boys." The pink lizard apologizes as she parts away from her admires and walked to Keswick, "But I'm already taken. Come along, TuffKeswickAgent." She said in a tone of seduction as she motions for them to enter the restaurant.
"Juh-juh-just call me Keswick." He said sheepishly as he blush.
"Well, you could call me, Camille." The lizard said as they entered the restaurant and took their seats in a nearby table close to the window where the other Agents could see them.
"Why do I still have a bad feeling about this?" The chief asks skeptally.
"Me either, Chief." Dudley agrees as he plants his face close to the window and complains, "It's not fair!". His action is notice by Keswick who glares at him and pulls down a window blind, "It's totally not fair!" He complains again.
"Oh, give him a break you guys." Kitty told them while remembering Keswick's old "girlfriend", "He hasn't had a formal date since RITA tried to kill him."
"Your order of Spaghettis Boulettes de Viande et de Légumes, monsieur. '' A waiter placed a plate of spaghetti with meatballs in front of Keswick, ''And your order of Barbecue Chenille dans la Sauce au Citron, mademoiselle. '' He places a plate of barbecued caterpillars in front of Camille. She flicks her tongue at one caterpillar and ate it. Unknown to her, Keswick was watching.
" Sorry. It runs in the family." She apologizes for her actions.
"My stuh-stuh-stutter problem runs in my family too. " He replies back.
Camille laughs at his joke, "You're sweet. I was nervous coming here because I was planning to pay my brother a visit since I havn't seen him for a long time now. But I'm glad I went out with someone nice . "
"Oh no ! They're bounding ! " Dudely freaks out, "Can't this day get any worse ? "
Suddenly, a bus stops in front the restaurant and Snaptrap got out.
''Freeze Snaptrap ! '' The chief demands as the Agents pointed their guns at him.
"I didn't even do anything!" Snaptrap exclaims as his hands were cuffed and he was led to a police wagon, "Of course I was planning to rob a candy store tomorrow but… I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Bye, Keswick! See you tomorrow!" Camille waved Keswick good-bye as they exit the restaurant.
"Bye, Camille." Keswick sheepishly waved back. He turned his back and noticed that Snaptrap was arrested.
"Holy Cow! You finally caught Snaptrap. And to think he would actually return 5 kilometers away from the scene of the cuh-cuh-crime." He states.
"I'm telling yah. I'm innocent until proven guilty!" He complains again, "If you ask me this sounds like the Chameleon. He's probably impersonating me and framing me for the crime you thought I did."
"Nice try, Snaptrap!" The Chief presses a button and his screen switched to the Chameleon's prison cell, "We caught the Chameleon two days ago and he has been in that cell ever since."
With that, Snaptrap was led away to jail.
Anyone notice the name of Keswick's MyFace friend and date? Do you know who she really is? Do you know what her species is? Find out in the following chapters. :-)