Paw and Order
Summary: Neji's condition is still getting worse. But when Akamaru enlists the help of Pakkun and his pals things seen to turn for the better.
Akamaru walked down the street to Pakkuun's favorite spot, the center of the village. He had gone off on this own to find more help.
"The team meeds more help." the puppy said "I hope the gang is together today."
Once Akamaru found Pakkuun and explained the situation Pakkuun called the others.
"Alright, I understand. Let me fetch the best animals for the job."
The pug whipped out a megaphone and gave a loud howl. He then turned it to the sky and screamed loud enough to wake the dead.
"Urushi,Bull,Makino,Shibe,Bisuke,Uhei,Tonton,Hina, Condor,Guruko,and Denka! We've got a job to do!" He screamed "Akamaru needs our help!"
The team came rumming from every angle, armed with weapons and matches. Tonton had a huge sythe in the mouth that made her look actually scary. Hina carried a mace and Uhei had a whip.
"What's the trouble, Pakkuun? Who needs to feel my wrath?" shouted Condor with matches lit in his beak
"Where's the fight?" asked Denka and Uhei swinging swords
"Cool it guys, no need to start the next world war." Bull said calmly
"Right, listen up. Neji's cursed with dragon powers and it's standard werewolf rules. Our job is to find out why and how to undo it. Since Akamaru know's the extent of this mess, he's temporary leader of the Furry Forces." stated Pakkun
"Okay, we should check on the borders. Tenten mentioned that the dragon came from a petting zoo near the border." said Akamaru "Konoha Furry Forces, move out!"
Things were heating up at Neji's place, Kamatari was getting ready to fight for his life.
"I'm giving you one more chance, get back in your bed." Kamatari stated, there wasn't a shred of fear in his voice
Just then Temari came into the room with a chicken leg, apple and sub sandwhich in her arms. She threw her apple at Kamatari, hitting him square in his face. The young weasel flipped over and crashed down on his head. Temari whipped out a water gun and shot Neji with it. She had brought it for when Gaara misbehaves, but it still worked. She aimed the purple water pistol carefully and shot.
"Bad Neji! Very bad!" she shouted inbetween squirts
The half dragon huffed a puff of smoke at her, but crawled back in bed. Kamatari proceeded to do his happy dance on the windowsill before falling out the window.
"Neji, snap out of it! You're not really a dragon! You gotta overcome this thing."
Temari took her chicken leg and slapped the Hyuga with it. Then she broke the sub over his scaly head.
"I am going to get my dumb weasel. Stay here and think about what you've done."
She rubbed his head and looked in his sulfur-colored eye before she left.
"Temari, I am still in here you know." Neji said
"Good. Now I have to go get more food too." she called down the hallway
"Now that we're at the border, what are we looking for?" asked Tonton
The animals all stood staring into the sky, as if a dragon would come down from heaven and help them. Guruko and Hina were muttering something about someone named Shenron with Condor.
"Clues! Anything that looks weird." shouted Pakkun from inside a log.
"Hey guys, I found something!" screamed Urushi "Check this out!"
"What is it?" asked Shibe
"It's an ancient book! The book says 'Dragon Law' on it, mew." said Hina
"We have the first clue, a book of laws. Now let me write it in my handy-dandy notebook." said Tonton
"Come on crew! We've got to get this book to Naruto and the others!" said Akamaru
"To the thinking chair!" cried Bull
The Furry Forces bolted out of the forest and stormed through the streets and alleys. The running lake of animals flooded village. They ran over Kakashi on the way and destroyed his Make-Out Paradise in the process. The Jonin looked in amazement at the force that ran him down.
"Sorry Kakashi!" Denka shouted back "Saving the world here!"
"We're not saving the world." said Bull as they galloped along "Just one strange kid."
"OUR WORLD!" Denka shouted above the sound of their feet "We're saving OUR WORLD!"