I deleted my old story the memoirs of the Ohtoris because of lack of reviews, so here is another one shot.
Haruhi walked into the 3rd music room, moaning about the idiots of the host club, seeing the most unusual thing ever…
Tamaki was ontop of Kyoya, pinning him down, while Kyoya had Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori-senpai and Huni-senpai with their hands on Kyoya's chest and feet, Kyoya bright red and out of breath.
'Whats going on here? Why is Kyoya-senpai on the floor, you guys pinning him down and him bright red, a shade I never thought I would see him in?'
'See, please get off of me now you morons?' Says Kyoya calmly, trying to hide his embarrassment.
'Not till mummy admits he is ticklish' says Tamaki, smiling evilly at Kyoya, 'Now… TICKLE HIM MEN! Oh Haruhi my precious daughter, come and help daddy'
'No way in hell senpai, if you don't mind, may I have a study break…'
'Why oh why is my daughter so rebellious' Cried out Tamaki, not realising he let go of Kyoya, who stood up, pushing everyone off of him.
Kyoya smirked 'Haruhi, help 'mummy' sort out these morons'
Haruhi perked up 'Can you take some of my debt away?'
Kyoya sighed, grabbed his clipboard and calculated away, 'I guess so, only a small amount...'
Haruhi smiled 'Now, what do you want me to do?'
He, the shadow king, pulled the 'daughter' over and whispered something into her ear, obviously something that made even Haruhi laugh.
Kyoya and Haruhi looked up and stared at all the rest of the club, who all shivered in fear, knowing the next event won't be as nice as what was... anyway it wasn't nice to start with...
All the members, excluding Haruhi and Kyoya, came out, completley stunned.
'Never again shall we attempt any of that' Mumbled Kaoru, his twin following suit with 'It's all Tono's fault'
'WHAT? How can you blame me, it's not my fault our daughter has spent too much time with mother and has become so evil!' Tamaki exclaimed, obviously hurt by the fact his 'daughter' is his 'wife's' child after all...