I don't own Naruto that is own by the creator of Naruto series. I don't own the Mineral Mimics, Pinball Demon they are own by Brown Phantom. Also I don't own the Mimic Devil that is own by Leaf Ranger. Also don't own Mark or Frei they are own by Kaien Kurayami. Also don't own Sonic series that is own by it respected creator.

Summary: Shinigami is jealous. Why? Because every deity except him has a mortal body. One day he finds Hinata, and then thing's get out of control Rated M for Very graphic images, only the most stable of mind's may enter. NaruHina.

TUAOA: Shin Hissatsu Tenshi

Chapter 9: Meeting of the Avatars

Hinata was besieged on both sides by the Wutai Skeleton warriors as she swiped her green stone knife at one of them as the blade slice through the bone beheading it. She quickly pivoted on the ball of her foot as she beheaded another Skeleton warrior as she kept on quickly turning around beheading the skeleton before they can swing their weapons at her before quickly jumping out of the way as a glowing arrow went past her before exploding taking out the entrance way that she came in. Hinata body paint started to glow as she quickly grabbed a skull off the ground as she started pouring her power into it as she then threw it with all her might as it collided with the Skeleton Archer as it then exploded. Atanih then phased into existence as she looked at the now ruined entrance way.

"Well we can't go back the way we came from so we have to go in deeper then but it a good thing a lot of crypts have air vents so we not likely going to suffocate which won't happen but since Sasuke's most likely down here as well he might go insane from being trapped in here or starved to death. I am going with the starving to death. Did you know it actually the most..." Atanih was going to say more but Hinata stopped her by raising her hand.

"Don't say anymore. Let's just find Sasuke get him out of here and find out the source of this undead problem." Hinata commented.

"Actually I believe I know what the source of the problem is and we should find the source quickly before it expires." Atanih commented as Hinata looked at her.

"What do you mean expire?" Hinata asked confused.

"I believe this is a case of a Necromancer Pixie which is something from either Level 2 of Infinite Hell or the Fae Lands. No one really knows where the Pixie and Fae come from." Atanih commented.

"Still why is it a problem? You said she's a Necromancer?" Hinata asked confused since she read up on Necromancer in mythology books.

"Because Necromancer Pixies only can revive something as big as a Raccoon. But the way I've been feeling this place it seems to be that the Pixie's energy level is fluxing which is dangerous because that means she is stressing out badly. The strain of her stressing out will also slowly kill her while releasing her energy into the environment bring the dead back to life. But when she dies that when the true problem start since every single undead will start taking in a whole lot of chakra and energy into their bodies which will turn them all into corpse bombs which would have enough force to destroy the entire village and the surrounding area as well.

"That is horrible but how can we even find a pixie inside this crypt?" Hinata asked as she was confused on how to find this little pixie.

"That is simple looked at the effect of the risen dead. If they regenerate that means we are closer to the pixie." Atanih said as Hinata nodded her head as she started heading deeper inside the crypt.

Meanwhile with Naruto...

Naruto was shocked as this older women with fox features and seems to be dressed as a miko was calling him her father. He was massively confused by that. He took notice that the Kyuubi seems very quiet just now.

"Oh father I was searching for you all these years. And I finally found you as well. But you look so much younger then I am?" The foxy miko women said as she looked at Naruto.

"Plus how in the world do you have a human form anyway, I though you can't shape shift like any of the other Fox Demon because you not a demon at all but a Bijuu which mean you are a force of nature?" The miko said.

"I'm not your father!" Naruto said out loud as the miko women looked at him with a shock expression as he thought he got through to her before she suddenly grabbed him in fierce hug as she was hugging him tightly.

"Oh father you must have had amnesia you don't even remember your own daughter Tsukiumi!" Tsukiumi cried out as she hugged Naruto tightly to her chest as he started struggling and pulled away from her.

"Hey I told you I not your father!" Naruto shouted at her when a teenage girl wearing a very odd outfit that expose her belly button and didn't do much to cover her huge D-cup size breast that well at all. Since there was sign of under boob being expose by her choice of shirt. The women was also extremely pale and she had long black hair and black eye as she stopped in front of Naruto and Tsukiumi.

"Sai thank Kami you here. Can you convince this women here that I not her father?" Naruto asked Sai who was one of the two new team members of his, on Team 7. Except Sai was a boy at first until Naruto accidentally made him drink a weird potion from Ino's lab which turn him into a girl except Sai still had manhood since it seems Ino was actually trying to make something called a futanari effect. Except Sai didn't seem to stress out that he been turn in effect a women with a man's dick. But that didn't surprise Naruto at all since Sai was massively weird in a huge way and became weirder as a woman.

"Wow Naruto you're a father? I do see the resemblance. She has your eyes." Sai commented as Naruto looked at the boy turn girl in shock. Soon Shikamaru arrived as well since he spotted Naruto with that women clinging on to him calling him father.

"Naruto a father? As if you weren't troublesome enough." Shikamaru said when suddenly Temari who appeared to have demonic like wings growing out of her back swooped down and abducted Shikamaru as Naruto, Sai and Tsukiumi looked onward in shock.

"You're supposed to be the smart one Shikamaru!" Naruto shouted at the off distance forms of Shikamaru and Temari. Naruto turn his head around as he then spotted Gaara who was just standing there with his mouth wide open and a succubus version of Sari and Matsuri looking at Gaara with pure lust in their eyes.

"You know what I starting to believe this is a very odd day." Naruto commented to himself as Tsukiumi resumed hugging him into her chest as Naruto was now starting to lose oxygen.

"I think I starting to cry?" Sai commented as she was reading a book on how to be a Futanari.

Meanwhile in Naruto's head as Kyuubi aka Kurama was pale white now as he was looking at the image of Tsukiumi. He had a very distance look on his face.

"She is my daughter and she a ditz to the Nth degree. She makes the blond idiot look smart. What in the world did I do deserve this I thought when she was born and in those months of colliding with trees and mountain I thought she was blind!" Kurama screamed in pure terror as he couldn't accept the fact that his only daughter who was born from an odd union of a Bijuu and a demon fox became even a bigger ditz then his container.

Meanwhile at the Hot Springs.

Several perverts where taking their time to set up cameras in this chaos that was happening in the village. These shinobi thought it was a great time to add these cameras to the women's side of the hot springs since none of the women would be there right now. As one of the perverts was attaching a video camera to a cleverly disguised fence he started hearing a odd music through the onsen's intercom system.

"Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day?" the song from the intercom started playing which was an odd song say to least as he never heard of it before. But he just went back to work as oddly he didn't hear his fellow perverts working he was wondering what was wrong but he focused on the job at hand.

""CaN YoU FeEl tHe SuNsHiNe?" a distorted child like voice said right behind the pervert.

"Huh?" the pervert turn around as his eye widen in pure terror as his world exploded into pain and darkness as the fence nearby was splattered with his blood.

Meanwhile at Kirigakure Water Treatment Plant...

The Fifth Mizukage who was known as Terumi Mei was exploring the vast water treatment plant of Kirigakure. Since this morning everyone in the village has become ill and experienced an odd sickness. Some of her shinobi and civilian that just bathed this morning are now experiencing severe skin rot. Others started experiencing severe Ulcer problems or crying blood after they drank the water. The rest of the village experience kidney and liver failure and severe dehydration. Chojuro and Ao were among those that died from the kidney and liver failure.

"I must be really lucky that the Mizukage personal water supply is separate from the rest of the village when Yagura was Mizukage. But still I am going to save everyone else from whatever is causing this problem." Mei commented to herself as she found it odd that none of the plant worker where even there to greet her at all. She then took notice of some kind of weird glowing red blob that was moving in another direction as it was very small. She followed the thing as she kept her distance until she saw it enter the massive water reservoir which was the size of a lake as she saw the weird glowing red blob fall over the railing. She quickly ran to the railing as she looked over.

"This can't be!" Mei said in pure shock as in the water was a massive blob like creatures as she only heard about the thing from obscure mythology books as right before her is the massive Leviathan Blob as she can guess the thing is most likely connected to every single water system in the Land of Water. She remember that thing was from level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 of infinite Hell. Plus she also remember that thing has mortal enemy that came from that same level as well.

"Everyone in this country is doomed." Mei said with sorrow in her voice as she realize everyone in the village and the country might have ingested the contaminated water as she remember one thing about Leviathan Blob and its mortal enemy that anything they touch or just being around them cause sickness as they emit a weird glow that destroy equipment and electronic and mutate wildlife and causes cancer. She quickly drew out several kunai with paper tag attach to them as she threw them around the area.

"This might not kill it but it will slow it down when it finally decides to move on." Mei commented to herself as she know everyone in the village is good as dead now but I least she can stop the creature before it can get into the ocean. The book never did say how to kill the Leviathan Blob but she hoped that she can bury it. Mei quickly started running out of the water treatment plant as she started getting far away from the building as it exploded in a fiery explosion. Mei then looked at the now ruin water treatment plant as she started walking away from Kirigakure as she know everyone dead by now as when she went into the treatment plant everyone was coughing violently and she know they ingested to much of the tainted water.

"I can't believe it I save my village from one genocide only to end up having my entire country and the village wiped out." Mei commented to herself as tears were going down her eyes. What she didn't notice as she was far away right now is that something was oozing out of the rubble of the treatment plant.

Back in Konohagakure as it was dusk right now...

Hinata was wandering around still inside the Uchiha Crypt as she still couldn't find the pixie at all. But she had been hearing someone's voice in the distance since she recognized the voice as well. She soon came across Sasuke who seemed to be lost. Sasuke then took notice of Hinata as he didn't recognize her at all since she was still in her Witch Doctor Transformation.

"Oh hello there beautiful do you want to be in my harem?" Sasuke asked Hinata as this creeped her out very much since she never heard Sasuke talk like that plus she was confused why he activated his Sharingan the moment he saw her.

"Eh no thank you I'm interested in someone else plus I'm not even interested in you at all. I just here to rescue you?" Hinata replied as she took notice Sasuke frowned a bit like he expected her to accept his request.

"Why are you playing so hard to get?" Sasuke said as his Sharingan was now spinning right now as he seems to be looking at her directly in the eye.

"Are you not breaking one of Konohagakure laws since it's the females that are suppose to start the harem not a guy." Hinata replied as Sasuke now starting to look pissed off now.

"Why are you not obeying me you bitch!" Sasuke shouted at her as Hinata just grabbed Sasuke by his shirt.

"Never call me a bitch!" Hinata shouted as she then looked up as she spotted a vent that most likely lead outside as she then flung Sasuke up the vent thinking it will send him outside. Hinata then walked away as she was very upset right now.

"The nerve of that Uchiha calling me bitch just for saying no to him and bringing up the CRA laws. Now I know Sasuke's harem is suspicious." Hinata muttered to herself as she was now surrounded by a whole bunch of Uchiha Zombies.

"Eh another group I hope this time I going into the right direction." Hinata muttered to herself as her body paint started glowing as frogs were coming out of the ground now as they started rushing toward the zombies.

Meanwhile in Iwagakure...

Everyone in the village was sleeping as earlier they were partying very hard ever since Kurotsuchi decided to go on a short journey to learn about her ancestors. Which is very important as this is process of becoming a Tsuchikage. The current Tsuchikage Onoki was sleeping in his home when he violently woke up.

"AAAAHHH!" Onoki screamed as he quickly looked around.

"Oh it was just a nightmare." Onoki said to himself as he then started hearing other people waking up screaming.

"What in the world everyone having a nightmare?" Onoki asked himself out loud when suddenly he took notice of some of his hair falling off.

"What in the world is happening?" Onoki shouted in frustration as soon all his hair fell off while no one in Iwagakure didn't take notice of an invisible wave that was going through the village.

Meanwhile back in Konohagakure...

Mark was searching the park for clues on the murderer before he found what appeared to be a rock with a fan etched in it. "Hey Frei isn't there something about fans that's important to this village?" Mark asked.

"Yes. Konoha is home to the legendary Uchiha clan and the fan is their symbol." Frei explained materializing next to Mark.

"Okay. Odd that there's a random rock with their symbol though." The Assassin said putting his hand on his chin before he sensed something. "Frei did you feel that?"

"Yeah. Felt dead at first before I sensed some magic like the magic is fluxing something bad. My guess is a Necromancer type being. Most likely a Pixie which is not good. If it keeps this up she'll die." Mark nodded before looking at the rock again. Frei picked up on his thoughts. "It could be this rock is connected to something." All over Frei's body different sized eyes opened up and started to glow a fierce and angry red before the boulder disintegrated revealing a ladder way down. Mark nodded to Frei before jumping down with the wolf, which closed the eyes on its body, following close behind. The duo found themselves in a small underground cavern with a lake that held a couple of boats. "Heh guess we're rowing." Frei snickered knowing Mark would have to do all the work.

"Yeah yeah laugh it up wolfy." Mark muttered as he and Frei hopped into a boat and rowed off further into the cave. They were in the boat for close to an hour before arriving at a giant white marble temple with the Uchiha symbol on it. "What the fuck? How the hell did they construct this down here?"

"I wish I could answer that." Frei said surprised himself by the temple. When they reached the steps that went into the lake and got out of the boat Mark spotted a giant white sarcophagus.

"'Here lies the glorious founder of the Uchiha, Uchiha Madara. May the flames of his ambition never falter.' Sounds like a badass." Mark said. "Wait this is for the guy who fought with that wood user guy right?"

"Correct. Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara were rivals." Frei said just as the magic he sensed blanketed the air. "Mark incoming! You need to use your Hexen Wulfen claws to counter act the magic."

"Tell me something that ain't obvious." Mark smirked as he saw Wutai Skeletons and Uchiha Zombies come his way. "Hexen Wulfen." Mark muttered in an odd accent before his hands and feet became humanoid wolf like claws with a dark magical energy to them. He then began to charge at the at a high speed cutting them down with ease and due to his Hexen Wulfen claws the bodies could no longer absorb magic to reanimate.

While Mark was eliminating the undead Hinata could hear the sounds of fighting and ran into the giant temple to see a half man, half wolf being killing all of the undead around him. When he was done his arms and legs transformed into normal human limbs again before turning his head to see Hinata.

"You smell of magic and death girl." Mark said glaring at Hinata putting his right hand in his pocket as he lifted his hood up with his left.

"You aren't human….which means you must be a demon." Hinata said readying her own stance. Mark could definitely sense that her powers were from a god based on the warped smell the magic had. Hinata ran towards him before breathing in. "Breath of Corrosion!" Mark jumped back and used the wall behind him to launch himself over the attack and Hinata before slamming his right hand into Hinata's face at a speed so high she didn't see it coming. "How?" Hinata asked picking herself up.

"It's called Iai-Ken. The art of using your pocket as a sword sheath and then drawing it at high speeds to increase the power of a punch." Mark explained before kicking at Hinata who dodged before using Breath of Corrosion again. Mark jumped back only to find Hinata waiting for him and struck with a Jyuuken strike to his chest to kill him but she was attacked by Frei who had all of his eyes open.

"Another demon?" Hinata exclaimed before hearing Mark and Frei chuckle.

"Not quite. I'm a Shiiroi, a spirit brought back to life due to meager regrets. Actually I'm multiple people but I also serve as the alter ego to the Avatar of Tsukuyomi." Frei said before Atanih appeared.

"Then why attack the Avatar of Shinigami?" Atanih asked before the wolf and Assassin face palmed.

"Wrong Avatar." They deadpanned.

"Sorry about that. So you're the new girl huh? I'm Mark Frey, Assassin, and Avatar of Tsukuyomi. I'm here to search for the person responsible for all of these odd murders." Mark said.

"Oh! I'm sorry for calling you a demon. I'm Hyuga Hinata, Avatar of Shinigami and this is my assistant or I guess alter ego, Atanih." Hinata said as Mark pulled his hood down smiling wolfishly which was similar to Naruto's foxy grin except Mark's seemed to be both charming and predatory.

"Now that that is settled don't we have a Necromancer Pixie to find?" Atanih said. Mark and Hinata nodded before Frei sniffed the air.

"Careful. I sense it is near. Somewhere over the giant lake but I sense something else as well. It doesn't smell friendly." Frei growled.

"Not bad Frei-kun." Atanih praised causing the Shiiroi to open all of its eyes.

"No suffixes." Frei said in a voice comprised of multiple voices before Mark kicked him.

"Be nice she a lady." Mark muttered glaring at his savage self before helping Hinata into the boat. "And a gentleman is always polite towards women." Frei growled before disappearing as Mark rowed the boat to where Frei had smelled the magic. They came upon an island that had a small bobbing light….the Pixie.

"That must be her." Hinata said before they saw what appeared to be an animalistic shadow approaching her.

"And that must be what is freaking her out." Mark said before grabbing his crossbow and aiming it. "Moonbeam Barrage!" Mark fired the bolt but after it was fired it shattered becoming moonlight beams that homed in and hit the beast without harming the Pixie. The Pixie see that she was being protected and flew over to Mark and Hinata, blushing upon seeing Mark. "Hey Hinata, you know any tricks to help with this thing?" Hinata nodded before Mark jumped from the boat holding the two thin blades, the right one in a reverse grip rushing the beast.

"Inferno Palm!" Hinata invokes as she thrust her palm out causing flames to fly from it wrapping around Mark's blades as he slammed the bottom of both blades together, fusing them. He dodged the beast's claw only to cut the claw off.

"Dark Moon Slash." Mark intoned before disappearing and reappearing behind the beast separating the blades and holstering them as the flames on them went out.

"Dark Inferno Moon." Mark and Hinata said as the shadow beast developed several slash marks that burst into flame turning it to ash. Hinata turned to the Pixie.

"There you go. It's gone now." Hinata said with a smile. She couldn't see what the Pixie looked like because of the light around it.

"Thank ye for helpin'. The Pixie said in a very odd accent before her light expanded and standing before them was a woman with fiery red hair, green catlike eyes, and icy blue lips wearing black robes that were slashed to expose a lot of her pale thighs and hips, including revealing she wore nothing underneath the robes, as well as a great deal of her large bust line making the robes almost pointless. On her right arm was a slash that showed an ancient runes circle tattoo. She also had a slight blush as she looked at Mark who was walking.

"No problem. It's kinda my thing." Mark said grinning wolfishly. "Oh my name is Mark and this here is Hinata, what's your name?"

"Ye can call me Bazett." Bazett said blushing more at Mark's smile. "If ye don' mind I'd like to go along wit' ye. I was actually hoping on makin' ye're village my new home."

"I don't have a problem with it." Hinata said with a smile as Mark nodded and helped the women into the boat all the while Bazett started to have fantasies about the Assassin, both unaware of his family's Kekkei Genkai that made him irresistible to red haired women, the only clan with a resistance to an extent was the Uzumaki clan.

Meanwhile

Sasuke woke up in what appeared to be the Konoha sewer system. "Damn that fucking whore! How dare she resist me!" However what Sasuke didn't know were two things that would save him a lot of discomfort. One, he was beneath the Akimichi complex. Two, it was chili night and there were a lot more beans then normal tonight. Every Akimichi was a separate toilet relieving themselves before they all flushed at once. Sasuke heard the tunnels rumble right before he was washed away by a giant wave of shit.

Hey everyone Kaien Kurayami here to tell ya a couple things.

Hexen Wulfen: This is German and it translates to Spell Wolf.

Bazett: Bazett is Gaelic, as in from ancient Ireland so that is why she has that accent.

Well that's everything from me. Please review….oh and-

?: CaN You FeEL The SuNshINe?

Kage Bijuu Author Note: Well as you can see this chapter was tough for Hinata as she had to stop a crisis that would have actually destroyed Konohagakure from the death of a Necromancer Pixie. Reason why that was big deal is due to the very nature of Fae Folks. They usually have a control over something they can handle but when stress out badly like what happen to Bazett. Things start fluxing and going out of control and out of the Fae hand as well. Basically if another type of Fae were to stress say were to have powers over plants or flowers and she stress out. Well the result will not be pretty and much worse then a explosion since it would lead to the area being covered in vegetation plus the increase of Ebola Virus due to bugs population exploding like crazy.

But anyway you also seen in this chapter Naruto meets Kyuubi aka Kurama only daughter Tsukiumi who believe he is her father. Plus Kurama going into shock since his only daughter is a massive ditz to the Nth degree. Mei is the only survivor of Kirigakure and Land of Water since the Leviathan Blob tainted the water. Also something very weird is happening in Iwagakure. Plus there is something at the hotsprings as well and it killed several perverts but don't worry Jiraiya is not among them plus he has more class as well.

Thank you Kaien Kurayami for beta reading this chapter for me and also thank you writing Hinata vs Mark and the Sasuke in the Sewer scene as well. Also thank you Brown Phantom for helping me planning out the Mei scene and Iwagakure scene. Also can any of you guess the little song and words that appeared in the Hotspring scene.

CaN You FeEL The SuNshINe BrOwN PhAnToM?