"Well," I started, but Carlos cut me off before I could finish.
"You could've helped her at least." Carlos was saying and the guys were nodding. "We are trained spies." Carlos finished off.
"Um, no we're not. We're just for regular guys living a regular dream." Logan was telling Carlos. "We're not spies." Logan said moving his hands everywhere.
"Guys, since Kendall left her we can go help her." James was smiling at everyone. Carlos and Logan nodded/shook their head. I stared at them like they lost their mind.
"She is a proffesional assassin she can handle herself." I interveined. The look of shock that crossed their face was...shocking. "What? She is."
"Kendall Kendall, sometimes tou can be a little...annoying." They said all togther. Me? Annoying? No Way.
"Annoying? Well excuse me." I said dramatically. They rolled their eyes and continued t talk about their plan to help out Tiffany. I sighed and endured every word they was saying.
"So I'm tied up and you're a douche." I stated the obvious.
"A douche? no." Lorenzo smiled. That's all he been doing was smiling. Will James be mad? I looked at the big hole in the wall and decided that he will be overly pissed off. "Did you hear me?"
"Wasn't trying to." I told him. He frowned and walked around me in a circle six times. He gotten dizzy and fell on the floor. How in the hell did they catch me? I questioned, but stilll couldn't find the anwser. "Look my hands hurt." I told them and they just looked like so. "Me butt hurts too." Lorenzo sighed and untied me so I can stretch, but I wasn't going to.
"Now for my terrific plan to how I will destroy your father's life." Damn. His minions was holding my arms. This was not how I planned it. "First we capture you. Check. Second we somehow manage to kill you with him knowing the fact that the GREAT LORENZO HAS CAPTURED HIS WITTLE PRINCESS!" He did his evil luagh, but then started to cough. I laughed out loud. "Ha dumbass. you can't pull it off."
"Like I was saying, While somehow we manage to broadcast you dying."
"Not so fast." i really couldn't tell who that was.
"CARLOS!" I was s happy to see them.
"Carlos you already got one." He looked down sad and I sighed. "CARLOS!" He smiled back up again.
"LORENZO!" His minon earned a punch for that one and so did the other one for thinking about it.
"Well if it isn't James, Carlos, Kendall, Logan of Big Time Rush." he stated.
"It is." They all said.
"Huh?" I was confused. How could they be...WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY WEARING?! Logan was wearing a purple power ranger outfit, Carlos was wearing a blue one, James was wearing a red one and Kendall was wearing a yellow one. These guys...I smiled to myself, but that slowly faltered when when Lorenzo repeated himself again.
"Well if it isn't Big Time Rush."
"It is." They all rolled their eyes.
"Did you hear me Tiffany?" Lorenzo asked.
"How can I not?" I sassed.
"I was just making sure that you heard right. Their Big Time Rush." I rolled my eyes. Will he ever shut up and now since he mentioned it they do have a strong resemblence to the four guys, but if they are who they say they are, they just saved my life and now I owe them for it. I didn't say anything for awhile.
"You capture Kendall's girlfriend Tiffany for the last time." Carlos was all tough guy act.
"This is my first time." Lorenz told him.
"She's/I'm not his girlfriend!" Kendall and I said together.
"Oh, well then let OUR TIFFANY GO!" James yelled.
"NEVER!" Lorenzo yelled.
"We warned you." Logan said. They played rock paper scissors. I kicked the minons in the balls and did the same to Lorenzo only harder. He started to puke. The guys all looked at me and smiled. "That works too." Kendall and James said together. I was thinking to take Lorenzo's gun and kill him off.
"Goodbye cruel world." He shot himself in the head. "Oh right I have a metal plate in my head." I kicked him in the face and he passed out. The guys and I ran out of the cabin. "So they blew my cabin up."
"Now you can get a better one." I told James and he just glared at me with his arms folded.
"Need a ride?" A prostitute hanging out the passenger side who look about fifty at the most leaned out the window with a guy SO much younger than her was grinning like a maniac.
"No we'll walk." Kendall waved her off. She pouted.
"I was hoping to get some new customers and with that they drove off. I looked at the guys and they looked at me and we all laughed about it on the way back to the studio.
I thought they had got us lost, but Carlos knows his way home by anyway. The guys stood in front of the door not letting Kendall or me pass. "What's up?" I asked James.
"You two." He smirked.
"Beside that since you know now that we are BTR, Whatcha gonna do to us?" Logan asked.
I looked in space for a minute before one of the four shook my shoulders. "Oh nothing. If it wasn't for you guys, I mean you saved my life." The guys smiled at each other and then at me.
"You still have to have a PORPER DATE WITH KENDALL!" They yelled before they left. Leaving Kendall and I staring at each other.
Princess Dork: Hey Guys it's me. Guess What? Come Closer! Closer. Just a little closer. WAIT TO CLOSE!
I LOVE One Direction and THE WANTED my new secret gulity pleasure!
I'm cheating on 1D. I feel so bad and I feel kinda stupid for writing this...
Anyway some of the parts in there I got from Adventourous Adventures of One Direction, if you haven't seen it do so. IT'S FUCKING GOOD! The voice over dude for all of them is so good and he DREW THEM ALL!1 They kinda look like the 1D guys, but seriously go watch it. His name is ChimpCHimp or something like that...
ANyway, sorry that it's short