Loony Limericks

There was a young Agent McGee
who couldn't abide Earl Grey Tea,
So he took some spagetti
And a ton of confetti
And went to the head for a pee

Mossad Agent David
Climbed Mount Everest rapide
She sat at the top
On her cute little butt
Before realising everything was vapid

An Autospy Gremlin called Jimmy
Was always a little bit dimmy,
One day in a rush
He held up a brush
And shouted "Don't I look daft in a pinny?"

Senior Field Agent DiNozzooo
Was up to his arse in pistachiooo
He looked for a tissue
but saw only the Shitsu
who caused his nose to aaahhtishoooooo

Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Was playing the Duckman at cribs,
Duks looked at the Jack
On top of the pack
And cried, so that's one for his nibs.