10 Ways to Annoy Basta

Mow the St. John's Wort outside of his house and tell him he's a Black Jacket and yellow flowers aren't good for his image.

Sneak into his house and steal his bricks.

Sneak into his house and steal his knife.

Kiss him in the middle of dinner, then scream and run out of the church.

Go up to him in the middle of dinner and scream, "You know it's your baby, Basta, why won't you take responsibility?" Then turn and run out of the church, sobbing.

Set his house on fire.

Hire Dustfinger to follow him around, playing with matches.

Throw away all of his long sleeved shirts and buy him tank tops instead.

Throw away all of his clothes, period. And don't replace them.

Hang this list all over Capricorn's village.