Metro Man stared at the screen in disbelief. When Megamind had contacted him through the usual webcam/Skype thing, he expected to see Megamind bantering on and on about his new evil scheme. Not Megamind and Roxanne kissing! What the heck was going on?

On the screen, the blue alien, and Roxanne broke apart, after what seemed like forever. Metro Man could hardly stand the sight. Roxanne wasn't even mad! She wasn't running away in fury! In fact, she looked like she enjoyed it! What was going on?

Metro Man's thoughts were interrupted by Megamind's voice coming through the screen.

"Oh hello, Metro Mahn" Megamind purposely mispronounced man. "I guess you saw that little incident" the alien smiled "and I'm sure you're wondering how you can win your dear Roxanne back!"

"Megamind! What did you do to Roxanne?!" Metro Man demanded.

"I hypnotized her!" Megamind laughed evily.

"Why on Earth would you do that?"

"Because now I have a way to control you!"

"What?" This wasn't making any sense.

"I won't unhypnotize Roxanne until you follow my orders!"

"Ummm..."

"Now I have to go. I will get back to you soon. Oh, and I recommend not trying to find Miss Ritchi, because if you do... I will destroy the unhypnotyzing ray!" Megamind screeched, and the screen went blank.

Metro Man was utterly confused. What kind of trick was this? Was this some sort of blackmail attempt? He didn't know, but Metro Man did know one thing: He had to get that unhypnotizing ray.

"Minion! Get me out of here!" Roxanne was furious. She thought that Megamind was better than this. Using me as a form of Blackmail? That's just cruel.

"Sorry Miss Ritchi, but Sir has strictly told me to not untie the ropes." Minion seemed genuinely sorry as he made this statement.

'Aw please Minion?" The reporter pouted "It's not like I can escape."

Minion looked convinced. "Oh...Fine, but just this once, and don't tell Sir that I untied the ropes!" Minion quickly untied the ropes, and stepped back so that it didn't look like he was the one to free their captive.

After a few minutes Megamind returned from wherever he had went. Roxanne stood up.

"What is wrong with you?!"

"How'd-"

"Shut up!" the kidnapee yelped "and let me out of here!"

Megamind was a bit taken aback. Roxanne rarely ever got mad. "Settle down" The criminal backed up a few steps "I'm not going to do anything to you"

"You already did something to me!"

"What?..."

"You-well uhhm" Roxanne stuttered, she should have had an answer prepared!

"Well what?"

"You...used me as blackmail bait!"

"Blackmail bait?"

"You know what I mean! You're treating me like a piece of paper! Like some sort of document that you can use against Metro Man!"

"Why do you even care?"

"Because Metro Man is my" Roxanne paused "boyfriend" she choked the word out. She hated calling Metro Man her boyfriend. "And I'm not going to willingly help you blackmail him."

"Oh you're not?" Megamind smirked "what are you going to do about that?"

"This." Roxanne gripped Megamind's collar.

Is she going to kiss me? Megamind mentally panicked. Then he saw her hand flying towards his face Nope she's gonna slap my face. Wait why would I let her slap me?

Megamind quickly grabbed Roxanne's wrist right before her hand hit his cheek. "Not so fast sweetheart!"

"Don't call me that!"

"wh-" the sound of a door being knocked down interrupted Megamind. "Oh no, he's coming!" the doorknob could be seen jiggling as if someone was turning it.

Megamind quickly grabbed Roxanne's waist with one hand, and the back of her head with the other "Please go along with this" he whispered, and maybe she would have replied, but Megamind was already kissing her.

Omg! What in the world just happened!?

Plot bunny: I took over your mind

wisrac:noooo go away!

plot bunny:Never! *evil laugh*

wisrac:grrrr