Disclaimers- Would I be writing fics if I owned Dragonball Z?
Warnings- Cursing in Japanese and English. Some body sexual like contact.
Okay minna, this is the third part to Strange Comfort. I do not understand how this became a continuous story, but it is. So I hope you minna understand the hard work I am going through and appreciate this. Someone asked me if I could not think of a better name or was this a crossover. Well it is a Kunzite crossover into the DBZ world. Just Kunzite though, no Usagi and minna. Hope I do not offend the person putting their review for all to see. And if that person has anything to say about it they can email me. Well with everything said on with the story.
As the guy said his name Bulma thought that his name fit his body structure; and what a body structure he had. He had silver hair that came just to his shoulders, but it was tied back with a rubber band. His eyes were a dull gray, and seemed to have endless depth to them. You could spend a whole day just looking in his eyes alone.
The rest of his body was very fit, as if he had worked out every day of his life. His muscles rippled through the lose black shirt he had on, and his perfect; round ass was clearly visible through the stylish Tommy Hilfiger jeans he wore. Oh yeah he was just as Bulma had suspected and more.
"I do not know why you are putting yourself down Mr. Kunzite. You seem to be very handsome yourself and I am surprised that you do not have a lovely woman by your side. That shocks me to no end. You seem like the type of man that would have flocks of women around him."
"And you Miss Bulma, it is Miss right?"
"Yes it is."
"Well I would suspect that you would have a husband or an over protective boyfriend that would be afraid to let you out of the house, for fear that a man may kidnap you and run off."
"As sad as it seems Mr. Kunzite I do not have a husband of boyfriend. All the guys I have dated so far have been shallow and uncaring and unfaithful."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNFAITHFUL? HOW COULD ANYONE BE UNFAITHFUL TO A KAWII PERSON SUCH AS YOU?" Kunzite was raising his voice. He seemed truly shocked that Bulma had men that had been unfaithful to her. And when she looked in his eyes she could truly see that he was serious.
"Mr. Kunzite, please stop screaming. People are starting to look." Bulma was stating the truth. People were looking. Kunzite's friends were staring at him and were getting up to come over and see what is the problem. When they got to the line Kunzite assured them that nothing was wrong and that they could go back and sit down.
"Uh, Mr. Kunzite, how come your friends seem very protective of you" Chi-chi asked. She was stating a true observation. It seemed that when Kunzite had screamed they had all looked worried and had rushed over to see what was wrong. Bulma and Chi-chi were wondering if Kunzite was gay or very important.
"Uh, you see Bulma and Chi-chi, I am from America and where I come from I am a very big movie star. I am here because I am shooting a movie. But I was taking a break. Those people you see over there are my bodyguards, but they are also my friends. And could you please stop saying Mr. In front of my name. I should be titling you as something special. Not you me."
"Oh, I see. Well if you are a big movie star how come you do not have a wife or some thing?"
"Well I have not find a woman who loves me for me instead of for my money."
"I have the same problem Kunzite. I am the famous Dr. Briefs daughter and whenever guys want to go out with me the always say I should pay because I am rich or they say how much money does your company make each year and do I get a lot of the profit. It is always the same thing."
"It seems Bulma that we both have the same problem and I think we need to get together and do something about it. How about we get together and discuss how horrible our relationships have been because we are rich or beautiful."
"That would be fine. What day would be good for you?"
"Well, how about Thursday at 6:30?"
"That would be fine."
"Well, until we can meet together privately how about you come to my table and sit down with me and my friends? They would not mind and I would be delighted to have my table radiant with beauty such as yours."
"I would like that very much. But my friend Chi-chi cannot get any advances from your friends. She is already seeing someone and the relationship is very serious. You do not mind telling your friends that for us do you?"
"For you my dear I would do anything."
"Thank you Kunzite." As Kunzite went back to the seat, Bulma and Chi-chi looked at each other and leaned against one another. They were still shocked at the cultured and flattering affect this guy had.
"Bulma-chan dear, I think you have landed a winner this time. He is so kind and nice it is hard to believe he is free. You would think he would have some evil witch of a girlfriend taking advantage of him. Just hearing the way he talks makes me wish I were you. You are so lucky. I really hope this relationship works out. You deserve to get a nice guy."
"Thanks Chi-chi. You are so lucky to have Goku. If I had not known him all my life I probably would have married him. But we were such good friends and I did not want to spoil that. Well we had better get our food and go sit down. I personally do not want to keep Mr. Perfect waiting."
After getting their food, Bulma and Chi-chi walked to Kunzite's table and sat down. Chairs had been gotten from other tables and were seated around the table. Some of the guards had gone to go sit at other tables. Bulma would find out later that they had left because they had not wanted to displease their boss by flirting with Chi-chi. Or hitting on Bulma.
Bulma had got a double quarter-pounder with cheese and a super sized fries and drink. Cheech had gotten the big mac super sized and an apple pie.
"How do you two eat so much and yet you two have amazing figures." Kunzite was right. Bulma and Cheech both had a figure most women would kill for. Cheech and Bulma did not work out though. They thought they had their perfect figures from their running around, always looking for the Dragon balls and helping the Z-team fight evil, bad guys.
"We don't know, but we always eat like this." Chi-chi said. Bulma happened to think she had started eating more after being around his royal Oji in the ass pain Vegita. It had started to become contagious. Chi-chi had started because even though they were not married she and Goku had been living together for some time.
Living with the Sayains had a catching affect on the way the women used to eat. They now made a lot of food so to not waste anything they ate a lot. But they were blessed because they had the figures of women who exercised everyday of their life. And right now those figures where getting the attraction of one of the most cultured and beautiful men they had ever met. But most of the attention was directed towards Bulma. And she was enjoying every bit of that attention.
After they had been talking for some time a guard came up to Kunzite and whispered in his ear. Kunzite's happy face changed to that of a distressed person. He turned to Bulma and Chi-chi and told them very sadly with sorrow in his voice that he had to go.
"Bulma-chan and Chi-chi-chan, I am very distressed to say that I have to go now. It seems that I am late for an acting appointment I have. Well, Bulma-chan I hope to see you soon. Are we still on for Thursday?"
"Yes we are Kunzite-kun. I would not miss it for the world. Sarabada till then."
"Sarabada to you to Bulma-chan and Chi-chi-chan."
"Ja'ne," Bulma and Cheech said at the same time." As Kunzite and his friends left Bulma and Cheech got up and walked to Lord and Taylor's with even more conviction about getting Bulma a nice dress that would make Kunzite flip out of his shoes.
Vegita arrived at Capsule Corps. to find the place empty. Bulma was not there and the place looked hauntedly empty. As Vegita was thinking of going in search of Bulma's ki, she pulled up in her sporty, rainbow pink car and got out with a dreamy-look on her face.
At first, Vegita just merely whispered her name and then he shouted it. Bulma to him looked too happy to be a victim recovering from a near rape-account. She looked positively happy to him, and that scared him more than it had when he had rushed in that basement room and seen Yamacho trying to force himself on Bulma.
Vegita had to actually fly in Bulma's face and scream her name for her to realize that he was there.
"BULMA!" Vegita screamed. She finally snapped out of her trance to see a worried look in Vegita's eyes, but not in his face.
"Vegita would you please stop screaming in my ear. I can hear you just fine."
"Well then why did you not answer me woman?" As Bulma snapped out her trance she noticed something about the latter statement Vegita had said. He had called her Bulma and he had had a worried look in his eyes. This delighted her to no end and did not know why she felt that way.
"Hey Vegita do you know this is the first time you have ever said my name?"
"I did not say your name woman, you are just imagining things."
*Was I Vegita, Bulma thought or were you just standing there concerned about me? * Bulma did not know the answer to that question yet but soon she would.
Well minna, I have to go now and pack for vacation. I just wanted to give you guys something to read while I am gone, did not want you people to think I had abandoned you. Saa, I have to go, hope you enjoy the fic. If you do not and flame me make it funny Kudasia. Well, kudos people and review, just for the fun of it. Ja'mata. ^_^