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He walked down the streets in the rain. He made his trip to the club to get drunk once again. He eventually didn't get too turned on over the whole place being full of naked girls, he figured it was over the fact he was lonely. He had intended on asking his first love to marry him but she turned him down only because she fell in love with that short baka. Hell, she even had his kid and now he's here sulking day after day wondering what could've happened if he just never met the woman in the first place all those years ago. Would he still be afraid of the opposite sex? Who was he kidding, he'd be just as lonely now and probably afraid.
"Back again, Yams?" The bouncer at the door asked seeing the same face at the usual time everyother week.
"Yeah.. just came to get drunk off my ass once more and make the staggering trip back home."
"Well look at it like this.. we've got a new fircracker tonight. A Real babe." The Bouncer flipped his ponytail and winked at Yamcha.
"Nah.. I've been coming here so long the entertainment is the same old stuff to me, Seiya."
"I'm serious.. she's a real cutie.. and well just see her for yourself" Seiya said with another sly wink. "You'll like her.. and if you don't I'll give you the next 5 visits here free."
"Fine.." Yamcha said.
"Her stage name is Serene Lunar Goddess."
"Ok.. I'll be waiting." Yamcha said walking inside the club. Almost immediately someone called out his name.
"Hey Yamcha!" He said noticing the familiar blue haired girl.
"Hey! Marron.." Yamcha greeted Krillin's old girlfriend. She used to work as a waitress in this club, but she had to quit because she had gotten even the blue haired ditz got settled down. "What are you doing here?"
"She's with me.." Another Blue haired girl recognized as Marron's little sister Ami spoke up.
"Ami.. glad to see you again."
"Likewise." Ami said making Yamcha feel inferior once again with her supreme genius. Yamcha constanly compared Ami to Bulma when he actually dated her but they decided to stay as friends which they kept true to.
"And what are you doing here?"
"I came to suppoert a friend… She came here trying to give herself a back bone. I don't agree with this method of doing so but she chose it. So I'm here as moral support." Ami said sitting next to him while he slowly sipped his drink.
"She wouldn't happen to be Serene.. Lunar Goddess?" Yamcha said reasoning out that if she had been dancing before Ami would've been to this club before.
"Yes.." Marron said. "Hey Yamcha.. maybe you should watch Cuz Sere just broke up with her boyfriend, what a jerk saying she didn't have enough courage to be with him, anyway.. she'll want some criticim.. good criticism."
"Nah.. I really don't watch the entertainment."
"Maybe she could help 'your friend' find his blood circulation.." Ami said smirking at him.
"I've corrupted you." He said feeling a slight buzz from the thrid glass of whatever the bartender made.
"What are you drinking?" Another girl asked being recognized as Videl's niece (who happenes to be older than Videl by 2 years), Rei Hino.
"Something random.. the bartender always has something new for me." Yamcha said.
"Did Sere go on yet?" Another blonde, named Mina Aino, asked rushing to the group.
"Nope.. Sere said she'd be on in 3 minutes.." The brunette,called Lita Kino, said hanging up her cell phone.
"Yammers!" Lita and Mina hugged the guy.
"How come I never met this 'Sere' when I met you girls." He asked finishing his hugs.
"She was away with her now ex-boyfriend everytime you came around!" Mina flicked his nose.. and the lights dimmed as silver glitter fell from the ceiling on the stage. A slower song came on and she stepped out on the stage. One inch heeled sandals, and a white dress thing. The Silver streaks in her hair sparkled as she moved around in the most interesting way under the white lights. Little by little she raised the dress revealing the sparkly thong she had on under.
"Alright,Serena!" Mina giggled as she slid off the stage laying one of her white gloves around the neck of some guy.
"So Yamcha.. what do you think? Cute girl huh? We need some positive feedback here!" Rei said in his ear, but he didn't hear her.. The girl that they had been descrbing sounded modest, innocent, cutely child-like, and probably clumsy. But he was looking at the Lunar goddess herself. This girl was cool, beautiful, perfect body.. the only sign of innocence on her is a slight tinge of a blush on her face.
"Here!" Mina handed him something, he just took it and Lita raised his hand. Before he realized what had happened the girls left his side and Serena was in his face smiling at him.
"Sorry about this.. but it's my job.. and Mina set you up pretty well I might add." She said sitting on his lap momentarily. "Slide it where you wish to and I can be on my merry way." She said in his ear wrapping her other glove around his neck like she had the other guy. Yamcha put it on the left side of the string to her thong getting a quick brush against her sweet smelling skin. Then she was gone, like she promised. He watched the rest of her show and then she was gone from the stage. He downed the rest of his drink.
"If She asks, good job for a newbie." Yamacha said and left the club and several confused girls.