Share your favorite lines from either Duck Dodgers the cartoon, or Duck Dodgers the show.
My personal faves:
"Well what do ya know. It disentegrated."
and
"The cheese danish would've taken her head off."
"Ugh, another delusional fan trying to emulate the famous 'trench scene'. How many lives must that accursed film claim?!"
"In blackest day or brightest night. . .watermelon, cantalope, yadda yadda. . .a superstitious and cowardly lot, with liberty and justice for all!"
"Well I'd love to stay and help ya, but I tee off with Spider-Man at 6 A.M. You don't want to keep a big star waiting."
"Well. . .uh. . .I was talking to them. . .out there. . .in the darkness."
Here's another of my favorites.
Centurion: Sir, we have detected another small insignificant vessel trying to circumnavigate our main defenses.
Commander X-2: What, again?!
"What's everybody clapping and cheering about?" "You just volunteered for a suicide mission," "..Oh."
