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Here you may propose GossipGirl blasts if you are not a GossipGirl, and you may also look at all previous blogs she has sent out. Now, blasts are going to expose secrets and can easily be accessed by coming to this thread. However, only where an official GossipGirl says something is it truly what your characters can see. At times, blasts will be placed inside the world of GG by a post being put inside the RPing threads. Other times, you'd have to come here to find out the latest dirt. You can leave GossipGirl tips here and you might just see yourself recognized later on for giving her the dish. You can apply to be a GossipGirl after giving at least four tips. After two reliable tips, your name shows up in the trusted tipsters. Those who are not involved in the true roleplays but rather the discussions can also leave tips if they were tuning in to the drama unfolding.

CURRENT GOSSIP GIRLS:

No One Reads Bad Fanfics

Skylight Confessions

CURRENT TRUSTED TIPSTERS:

kiki124

Desx3

7/17/2008 . Edited by Ordinary Madness, 2/7/2009 #1 Report
charmed4eva112

Tip from: Kiki124 (made up tipster)

Dear GG,

Recently, I was in Butter, and spotted a lonely Nate at a table, as if waiting for someone. Who could he possibly be waiting for? Serena, perhaps?

From Kiki124

7/19/2008 #2 Report
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{Date of text in GG world: August 9th, 2008. Two days before school gets back in}

Hola Upper East Siders,

I come bearing greetings from Spain and a little news for all of you loyal D/S shippers. Seems like S may be over our little Lonely Boy after only two months. And, here I was thinking she'd go crawling back. Seems the only crawling she's doing is under stalls at Butter to be with N. Guess hiding in the restroom wasn't such a great choice, S. Big ups to Kiki124 for the tip and pics.

You know you love me,

XOXO, Gossip Girl

7/19/2008 . Edited 7/21/2008 #3 Report
charmed4eva112

From: Kiki124:

Dear Gossip Girl,

While walking through Central Park, I spotted B and C getting too close for comfort. Luckily, I have photos to prove it.

From Kiki124

(Wow, Kiki is everywhere these days! LOL)

7/20/2008 #4 Report
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{Same date as previous post. Just later on that day}

Spotted:

Our resident bad boy and our Queen B refueling those dying flames at Central Park. And you thought him leaving her alone in Tuscany would end it.

You know you love me,

XOXO, Gossip Girl

{Crappy post, I know, but it serves its purpose}

7/20/2008 #5 Report
charmed4eva112

Dear Gossip Girl,

Today is a day of surprises for sure. I spotted Lonley Boy with V, and N and S meeting up in front of a pretzel stand, and boy, are thing tense!

Kiki124

(Kiki likes to Gossip, doesn't she? LOL)

7/20/2008 #6 Report
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{Total Gossip hound. Catches everything. I think two posts is enough for today. Maybe GG should just start doing a "This Week on Spotted" section in our forum. I'll just save this little note}

7/20/2008 #7 Report
charmed4eva112

Ok, save it and post it later. That's a good idea! LOL, like the book, Spotted, type thing

7/20/2008 #8 Report
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Sure

7/21/2008 #9 Report
A No One Reads Bad Fanfics

Dear GG,

I was at Victrola last night when I saw some pretty strange happenings. Nate and Serena were chatting alone at one end of the bar, while Blair and some stranger got pretty cozy a little ways a way. I don't know what's up, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

Oh, and Jenny was hanging out with a cute senior guy. Maybe she learned something from Blair after all.

From, Desx3

7/22/2008 #10 Report
A No One Reads Bad Fanfics

Hello Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. This week proves to have held manysurprises with even more to come.

Spotted:

The showdown of the exes at a pretzel stand. Looks like S wasn't the only one moving on to a close friend. Since when did V become the next big thing?

A full-on meet and greet at Victrola, although, with B it was probably more like a hump and dump. Either way, I'm curious. Who was this mystery guy, and where was C during their little encounter?

And, finally, little J Humphrey hanging out with a cutie by the bar. Maybe she learned more from Blair than we thought. Only time will tell if those lessons will give us a replay of the horrendously disgusting trials and tribs of last year.

School has come back and as a treat, I'm giving you all some homework. Find out who B's mystery guy is, see what's happening with LonelyBoy and DocuGirl, and then, while you're at it, find out where our resident flamer (little E) has disappeared to. Something tells me that this year, anything can happen, and I'll be sure to tell you everything that does.

You know you love me,

XOXO, Gossip Girl

8/4/2008 #11 Report
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Calling all Girls: B is hosting a little get together at S's. I wonder what'll happen. In the meantime, I'll be reading up on what's sure to be a best seller; The Lust and Lies of Chuck Bass.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

8/7/2008 #12 Report
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Dear GG,

Arriving at school a little early proved to be a good thing this morning. You won't believe what I saw. Nate and Chuck arguing over who was truly over Blair and some new girl. Chuck trying to talk to the new girl only to be halted by his drinking buddy, his ex-girlfriend, a new guy, and Humphrey. Can you say drama-rama? And to top it all off, Serena is nowhere to be found. I'm thinking the rumors might be true. Eric is gone!

From, Desx3

Oh, and BTW, Dan's asking for new girl's number. Maybe he;s over S

9/1/2008 #13 Report
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Hola Upper East Siders,

You won't believe what I've been hearing around town these days. Let me just go down the line.

Looks like N and C are fighting over a girl (again). Don't worry this one is blonde and not nearly as whor-ific as B... I think.

S is missing (again), though not alone. C, B, and N have dropped off the map as well. Where's our fab four? Hopefully, you guys can figure it out

Speaking of B, I call the shots, babe. Spill the beans and get it over with. You'll feel better, I'll feel better, and, well, sordid affairs be damned.

Okay enough personal messages. Time for the big shocker people. D is officially over S. He's got a date with the girl of C's dreams. Well, his more recent ones at least. From what I hear, it wasn't always a girl starring in them, just so you know.

You know you love me,

XOXO, Gossip Girl

9/20/2008 #14 Report
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Urgent 911 UESers.

We now know why at least two of our fab four were gone yesterday.

Spotted: C and B lighting a new match in the quad. And if that wasn't enough, you won't believe who spotted it, B herself. Gosh, B, you should know, it's more fun to find out than be told. Speaking of telling, did you tell C about our arrangement?

I didn't think so.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

9/27/2008 #15 Report
M Ordinary Madness

Dear GG,

Guess who I saw leaving Nate's apartment in last nights clothes looking a little rumpled. New girl Felicity, looks like she is really getting down with the boys. Wonder what Daney boy thinks of this--it looked to me that yesterday they were getting pretty cozy.

LizzyBizzy91

10/6/2008 #16 Report
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GG,

I know you just told us about Chuck and Blair, so, I only feel it right to tell you the new dish. They're having problems. Whatever deal you were talking about was probably brought up because Blair just ran out of Butter, trying hard not to spoil her new mascara. Inside, Chuck was seated drinking champagne. Don't believe me? I've got pics.

Desx3

10/12/2008 . Edited 10/12/2008 #17 Report
A No One Reads Bad Fanfics

Ahh, all is right in the world.

N is sneaking girls out of his apartment at early hours, S is roaming the UES alone, and C and B are once again on the outs. An emotional rollercoaster for the decade those two. Now, B, you should have known better than to get with him again. Don't worry, I'm still here for you.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

P.S. N, why spending time with Lonely Boy's girl? Are you really that into newbie? Or is this some powerplay to up C?

10/12/2008 . Edited 10/12/2008 #18 Report
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Gossip Girl,

Right now, Humphrey is in Brooklyn with the new girl, Felicity. I would have followed them the whole way, but I stopped, so, I don't know the exact locale or activities they're enjoying. Serena and Blair were just arguing at STK, then Serena just ditched Blair - who was getting drunk off her ass, BTW - to hang out with some new girl named Alex. Jenny Humphrey was chatting with another guy - I swear, she's getting around these days. Oh, and Nate was with that girl from Brooklyn... um, Dan's friend... Vanessa! Her, yeah. That's all.

Desx3

10/22/2008 #19 Report
A No One Reads Bad Fanfics

Bonjour Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here.

Ahh, life has been sweet. So sweet, that I've pretty much dropped off the radar. I felt it was time to give you guys the dish you've been desperately missing. We've got a few newbies who have earned themselves a spot here, congrats to them.

So, B and C are still going strong despite their clashing personas. I'm not expecting this charade to last much longer, especially not after that mini blow out that had our Queen slumming in Brooklyn with D.

Speaking of the Brooklynites, D has been seen nearly every night out with not-so-new-girl F. The other day S was pretty close and I swear you could see the steam blowing from that blonde temple. Really, S, green is not your color. And, I'm not just talking about the jealousy. Was I the only one to notice how ghastly S looked when leaving her fourth club of the night with not just her new party buddy, E, but also three guys in their wake? I always knew you couldn't keep a bad girl down.

Who am I missing? Oh, right, J Humphrey. J was out once again with her new model friend, living, loving, and sleeping? Looks like her internship with Waldorf Designs is taking more out of her than she thought. Don't worry, J you won't be with Eleanor much longer. Word on the street is that she's got an issue with your new friend, Agnes. And just when you finally got a friend with spunk.

Okay, the quick stuff. N is now buddy-buddy with D's friend, V. While Rocker-Dad and Lady Bass are playing it ice cold. I've even noticed how awkward they are, like at that impromptu gathering of the parents outside the Palace the day the Bass bunch was awarded for being a "good" family. And little E finally has a club he can join on the Constance compass. Rumor has it that the GSA is kicking up again. I'm sure they'd love the support of our resident flame-king. Hopefully he can break away from his kitten long enough to branch out. We can't let the older Basses have all the fun, can we?

Well, that's all for now. But with Halloween only two weeks away, I'm sure we'll have much more very soon.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

11/10/2008 #20 Report
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GG,

B and Brooklyn making plans for tomorrow only seconds after C leaves. Are they hooking up? You've got to let us know.

Desx3

11/17/2008 #21 Report
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Hmm. Do you see what I see, Upper East Siders? Queen B and Brooklyn making plans for tomorrow. Is B cheating on C? Is D cheating on F? Or am I just reading too much into a "friendly" gesture? My money is on the first two. B always did like doing what S did better. How else could you explain this monstrosity with C? Or was I the only one to hear wind of that so-called fling between B's "boyfriend" and her best friend back in the naughty girl days? If I was, it certainly isn't that way anymore. Have fun at the party, gang. It's sure to be a blast.

11/17/2008 #22 Report
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Spotted:

Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen in Brooklyn, and one of the hospitals at that. I'd ask why they were there but someone already clued me in. Seems Chuck went to town after news of him and Serena spread. But that doesn't seem to be the only news revealed tonight. My sources may be hearing things, but it sure sounded like B said she was pregnant. Is she really carrying the next Bass? Or was it simply the cry from an attention whore in a hospital lobby? I sure hope it's the first one.

XOXO, GossipGirl.

12/13/2008 #23 Report
M Ordinary Madness

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here - your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite…

Yes, that's right: I am back. Things have been Christmasy and well, while the cat's away the mice come out to play. Lets have a lookie on how you've occupied yourselves shall we?

We hear that there hasn't been much F and D action of late. Mhmm, seems the embers are dying even a little quicker than I even suspected. Though thanks to Kiki we can see that newbie F isn't wasting any time without D. She's in fine company with N as they skate around hand in hand. . . Moving on up the ladder, are we? Though it seems that once again S is moving down. You can see her hanging with F's boy with a slightly filmy eye. What's going on there I wonder?

Little J and her new boy sledding in Central Park. Word has it Little J nabbed a pretty good job. Instead of serving up lattes at Starbucks or folding shirts at J. Crew, Little J will be assisting famed fashion designer Donna Karan. Even though most of her duties will once again include walking a dog and making sure there’s Splenda and not Equal in Donna’s coffee, we’re pretty certain J will learn a thing or two from such a famed stylista. And maybe it can even help him with her own 'dark' style that we fashionista alike gag over. Surely Little J must have a lot on her mind. Now that would make for a good story. . . And who is this new boytoy that is with J every step of the way? I don't know, but what I do know is he landed her the spot.

And I know. The question that has absolutly been burning on everyone's mind: Where art thou Queen B? Well I'll tell you, even I don't know. But I can tell you where she's not; with her comatized beau C. And when are they going to finally, oh, finally pull the plug? I mean it has been over a month and not even a report of a finger twitch.

And my friends you heard right, Cal and A are back in full throttle. Can't wait to see what drunken riots those two will cause! And the word is--she's back for good.

Keep me posted my lovelies! I'm back and with Christmas tomorrow,

XOXO Gossip Girl

2/7/2009 . Edited 2/7/2009 #24 Report
charmed4eva112

Dear Gossip Girl,

I was at the park today when I noticed V and N holding hands. I also saw D and F talking, and then walking away upset. I think they broke up. I also saw F running in tears after she saw V and N holding hands. WHat is going on with this?

kiki123

4/4/2009 #25 Report
M Ordinary Madness

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here - your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite…

I just have so much news to report! I'm back, twice in one day--Hmm, seems like my little babies are keeping occupied despite the snow.

F and D, I hear have finally bit the big one. That's right boys, she's free again. But with happiness comes tragedy for the young ladies of the UES. N is once again back with V. What are you thinking N? With so many girls to pick from--you choose hardly a girl at all. Tisk, tisk, someone needs some spanking.

Keep me posted my lovelies! Oh, and of course, thank you my lovely kiki123, you're my fabulous soilder. Only clad in Manalos and Chanel.

XOXO Gossip Girl

4/4/2009 #26 Report
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