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Virtuella

This wasn't at the FP, was it?

I said Shall Not Be Named.

1/7/2011 #61 Report
piewacket

I think prick or bastard works as the male version of a very disagreeable person.

True. Yet, men only ever get called a prick or bastard when they are being truly obnoxious and disagreeable. Women get called a bitch for things as simple as refusing an offer to dance or holding someone at work accountable. 1/7/2011 #62 Report
piewacket

I said Shall Not Be Named.

I was asking because, if it was, I wanted to apologize for not speaking up if I was involved. I don't recall the incident, but... 1/7/2011 #63 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

True. Yet, men only ever get called a prick or bastard when they are being truly obnoxious and disagreeable. Women get called a bitch for things as simple as refusing an offer to dance or holding someone at work accountable.

Well, that's a whole 'nother discussion. LOL

1/7/2011 #64 Report
Virtuella

I can't remember who was involved. Anyway, if you have anything to apologize for, it wouldn't be that. But I don't think we need to warm up those old incidents again.

What needs to be warmed up, however, is my pillow. Good night, all.

1/7/2011 #65 Report
piewacket

I can't remember who was involved. Anyway, if you have anything to apologize for, it wouldn't be that. But I don't think we need to warm up those old incidents again.

And yet, you just deliberately did so.

Never mind. My attempt to be civil with you is obviously not well met. I knew it would be a mistake and I foolishly attempted it anyway. So we are clear and for the record, I have absolutely nothing else that I wish to apologize for to you, Virtuella.

Sorry for the drama, Randy. I'll just collect my hat from the coat-check and be on my way.

1/7/2011 #66 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

*sigh*

Imma pull a Rodney King and say, "Can't we all just get along?" I would really like to bury that three year old hoo-hah.

Meanwhile, I was just over at A&E's Hoarders message board trying very hard not to use offensive socioeconomic slurs like 'redneck' and 'poor white trash'.

1/7/2011 #67 Report
piewacket

Imma pull a Rodney King and say, "Can't we all just get along?" I would really like to bury that three year old hoo-hah.

Apparently not. :P 1/7/2011 #68 Report
Just a Wili

Apparently not. :P

Pie, don't go! I love to see your black kitten around! She makes me smile every time!

1/7/2011 #69 Report
piewacket

Pie, don't go! I love to see your black kitten around! She makes me smile every time!

Meh. I may have over-reacted to the post. There is just something about Virtuella's syntax and word choices that grates the wrong way with me. Always has done.

But, assuming it's a Pie issue and not deliberate on Virtuella's part, unless I specifically hear otherwise from her, I'll take what she said at completely face value and no longer read 'barbs' into her posts.

1/7/2011 . Edited 1/7/2011 #70 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

You know, my Midnight looks a lot like that. She has become quite the lap cat -- after a full year with us.

1/7/2011 #71 Report
piewacket

You know, my Midnight looks a lot like that. She has become quite the lap cat -- after a full year with us.

I'm sitting here with one cat perched on the arm of the chair and the other draped half over my arms and half over the keyboard. It's hard to type around a swishing tail.

1/7/2011 . Edited 1/7/2011 #72 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

I'm alone at the moment. Usually they like to flop on the keyboard and hit F-keys. I've had some strange stuff happen.

1/7/2011 #73 Report
piewacket

I'm alone at the moment. Usually they like to flop on the keyboard and hit F-keys. I've had some strange stuff happen.

Well, I guess the strange weather here must have really freaked them out over the Christmas holidays. When I got back, they didn't even pretend to give me the cold shoulder. They both have literally been all over me whenever I'm home. 1/7/2011 #74 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

It's cold here ATM. We can almost gauge the temperature from the number of cats on the bed. Not Midnight yet, but she has come into the bedroom and looked like she might jump up onto the bed,so it's only a matter of time.

1/7/2011 #75 Report
piewacket

It's cold here ATM. We can almost gauge the temperature from the number of cats on the bed. Not Midnight yet, but she has come into the bedroom and looked like she might jump up onto the bed,so it's only a matter of time.

They make some nice,cozy warm spots. Basteet has taken to sleeping with his head resting on my ear. It must look like an extremely odd earmuff.

I assume Midnight is a black cat? Was she feral?

I'm out to dinner. Night.

1/7/2011 . Edited 1/7/2011 #76 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Midnight is black. Not my name -- we got her from my son's girlfriend's mother, who was moving up north and didn't want to take her. It was us or the shelter, where she'd have been toast. She wasn't feral, just very poorly socialized. She spent most of her life down in their basement avoiding dogs. To make matters worse, she hadn't been spayed, and five years of estrus cycles had left her with benign tumors that made the spaying difficult and risky.

She got over it, and she's pretty much doubled her weight. She's still shy -- I'm the only one who can touch her.

Basteet has taken to sleeping with his head resting on my ear. It must look like an extremely odd earmuff.

When I lie in bed watching TV, Rumil likes to come and lie right on my chest with his head against my cheek like a furry blindfold. LOL

1/7/2011 #77 Report
Virtuella

Imma pull a Rodney King and say, "Can't we all just get along?" I would really like to bury that three year old hoo-hah.

Sorry, Randy. I mentioned the thing in the context of the discussion and carefully avoided giving any details as to who and where.

Pie, I have no objection to being civil. You spoke about apologies and I mentioned that this was not what had annoyed me about you. But I'm happy to move on.

1/7/2011 #78 Report
Morthoron

CAT FIGHT! RAWWWR!

1/8/2011 #79 Report
M militaryhistory

There is a time to read subtext, and a time not to read subtext...

1/8/2011 #80 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under Heaven . . .

My favorite book of the Bible.

1/8/2011 #81 Report
Virtuella

To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under Heaven . . .

Now you've given me an "Earwig" (tune that sticks in your head).

1/8/2011 #82 Report
M militaryhistory

My favorite book of the Bible.

Why does that not surprise me?

1/8/2011 #83 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Why does that not surprise me?

I dunno. It certainly is one of the most poetic and philosophical. And it's not railing at me for being unrighteous. I also like the Song of Songs, but that one has been done to death.

1/8/2011 #84 Report
M militaryhistory

to Virtuella: Here, we call it an earworm.

to Randy: What, no love for Proverbs?

1/8/2011 #85 Report
Virtuella

And it's not railing at me for being unrighteous.

Just for your information, no book in the Bible does that, because none of them is addressed at YOU. :P

Me, I'm rather fond of the books Exodus, Amos, Mark and Luke.

1/8/2011 #86 Report
A Thranduil Oropherion Redux

to Randy: What, no love for Proverbs?

They're okay. In fact, I've even used a few as epigraphs for a story I was trying to make FFN-compliant. The Bible is for certain in the public domain. LOL

1/8/2011 #87 Report
M militaryhistory

Fairly sure...I mean, God hasn't sued for copyright violation.

1/8/2011 #88 Report
Morthoron

Fairly sure...I mean, God hasn't sued for copyright violation.

God knows he'd have ample evidence of misrepresenation, libel and slander over the millenia. He'd have court dockets clogged with suits for eternity.

1/8/2011 #89 Report
M militaryhistory

Or, at the very least, until all interested mortal parties were dead and dust.

1/8/2011 #90 Report
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