Jess, you crazy witch, you broke the forum! Dx

She is crazy. I find it amazing she can type in a straight-jacket.

5/8/2012 #992 Report

She is crazy. I find it amazing she can type in a straight-jacket.

That's nothing. I can kill somebody in a straight-jacket.

Tali!!!!!!!!!

Mel! *Snuggles* ♥

Missed you.

I missed you too, you snuggle monster!

5/8/2012 #994 Report

*cuddlesnuggles* 3

How have you been?

5/8/2012 #996 Report

You saying I have big thighs? You calling me a lard-arse? You saying my stomach is bigger than all four of a cow's stomachs put together? Well, mister, I have one word for you:

Sauna.

Damn you, I managed to go 24 hours without thinking of three naked chicks in a sauna, all sweaty and shiny...

I'll be right back.

5/8/2012 #998 Report

I've been very well, thanks! :3

Yay!

Yourself?

Stupendous, wonderful. Life is perfect

My boyfriend was here for 11 days and every moment was amazing. I'm researching flights to meet his family.

5/8/2012 #1,000 Report

//late

Why the love for bio?

I want to become a botanist or biologist one day. ^ ^

5/8/2012 #1,002 Report

Very cool.

Well, what about you?

Four months.

//has never had a boyfriend :'D

5/8/2012 #1,004 Report

Well, what about you?

I aspire to write for a dramatic television series or for professional wrestling.

//has never had a boyfriend :'D

I'm 23. I imagine you have time.

Me neither.

Not going to try to turn you.

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Four months.

Nice! :D

But we'll hit seven months tomorrow. :P

Congrats, granny~

5/8/2012 #1,008 Report

But we'll hit seven months tomorrow. :P

So you are also an angry bisexual with gender-confusion issue?

5/8/2012 #1,010 Report

Congrats, granny~

THE KIDS THESE DAYS NO RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY! *waves a walking cane*

...I'm hardly a granny. ;-;

She will be a still-youthful 57.

N'awww. :)

...

I'm curious. Tallz, based on the pictures you saw, how old would you say me to be? :P

5/8/2012 #1,012 Report

So you are also an angry bisexual with gender-confusion issue?

One out of three, so probably not. |D

5/8/2012 #1,014 Report

Thanks! It's so cliche, but I really feel I've known him forever. He just fit so well into my life.

*tackles*

I know what you mean. :)

5/8/2012 #1,016 Report

One out of three, so probably not. |D

But you've just admitted that you're Chris' boyfriend. That makes it two out of three.

/shot

5/8/2012 #1,018 Report

*tackles*

I know what you mean. :)

Best feeling ever, agreed?

*snuggles*

angry bisexual with gender-confusion issue

No, that's me.

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