You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.11/10/2009 . Edited 11/10/2009 #33 Report
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel - and it's not a train.
~ Some very wise person.11/10/2009 #34 Report
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." ~Book, Firefly
MINE FROTHY MILK PRODUCT DOTH BRING ALL THE YOUNG GENTS TO THE COURT
AND THEY DO PROCLAIM: IT IS OF A SUPERIOR NATURE TO THINE OWN.
OF THAT, THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT.
I CAN INSTRUCT THEE, BUT I MUST LEVY A SMALL FEE.
--AblativeLove of deviantART.
"Oh FFN, you little tease. You're not fooling me with all these story alerts. I know how it works--you apologize for acting up, you notify me about new fics promptly for a couple weeks, and next thing I know you're coming in at 7 AM in last night's clubbing outfit missing a high heel and mumbling about a wild party with 4chan!" -- Canderjack
xXDamagedYUMExX: and i didn't even believe her, either.
xXDamagedYUMExX: she's such a shore
Phantominvader1: Son of a beach. :O11/10/2009 #35 Report
I thought Harry Potter was ok, but they're dragging this whole Voldemort thing out a little too far if you ask me. Five flicks with the same villain? Darth Vader only lasted for three, and he makes Voldemort look like a Jehovah’s Witness.
John M. (last name withheld for privacy)11/16/2009 #36 Report
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
-P. J. O'Rourke11/16/2009 #37 Report
Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
-P. J. O'Rourke11/16/2009 #38 Report
This next one is a conversation. It is at a cast party for a middle school play between Paige and I (we're both high-schoolers and she does crew which explains her un-bashfulness about stripping).
"Hmm...I wonder what would happen if I stripped right after that dad went away...? Knowing my luck, my dad would show up right as I did it..." -Paige
"Yah, then what would you say? 'Dad, I can explain!...'" -Me
"Dad, I can explain! We were playing strip poker back stage!" -Paige
"Yah...haha...with the Devil! He tempted me! I'm sorry!" -Me
"Ha, yah. The Devil tempted me!" -Paige
"I told you the Devil's a pimp. Haha." -Me
This is as the Devil (John Eric plays the Devil in the play) is playing football a few feet away and we all have an inside joke about pimpness stated in previous post.11/16/2009 #40 Report
Cowardice asks the question: is it safe? Expediency asks the question: is it politic? Vanity asks the question: is it popular? But conscience asks the question: is it right? And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular- but one must take it simply because it is right.
-Martin Luther King Junior11/16/2009 #41 Report
Now, now remember what a wise person once said. Patience is waiting. Not passively waiting - that is laziness. But to keep going when the going is hard and slow - that is patience.
-Someone11/16/2009 #42 Report
"You know what?"
"If I could have a shirt, it would say Against Team Twitard, with a red X over pictures of Edward Cullen, that Jacob dude, and that vampire-lovin' little whatshername."
"Bella. You're going a bit far, you know that?"
"There's no such thing as too much, where that abomination's concerned!"
"..whatever."11/16/2009 #43 Report
"Will you PLEASE email me a short statement why you love your grandparents? Mrs. Henegar would like to use these statements on Friday, but she won’t identify who wrote what—just wanted to give the grandparents who attend a little “gift” of your love and thought!" -My teacher
I love my grandparents because they taught me how to cuss, let me go where ever I wanted when I wanted with my cousins who were younger than me in downtown Atlanta before we were even 10, and almost get me killed when crossing a highway. XD11/17/2009 #46 Report
Some of my favourite quotes are from Conan the Barbarian: 1. Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you! 2. Clan general: What is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Marvellous.1/14/2010 #48 Report
This has been brought to you today by the word Fuck and the letter U. - unknown
Fucking... what the fucking... fuck... who the fuck... fuck this... fucking... how did you two fucking fucks... FUCK! -Rocco of Boondock Saints, illustrating how Angrish manifests itself.
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. -Connor, in reply.
"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!" Mom from Futurama.1/14/2010 #50 Report
"Scream for me."
"Scream? Well, if you insist.. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHHHH!"
"No, wait, I'll do it like a little girl! Eeek! Eeek! Eeek!"
-conversation between Sabretooth and Deadpool4/28/2010 #51 Report
This has become one of my favorite quotes:
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again, fail again. Fail better."
Samuel Beckett5/2/2010 #52 Report
"What constitutes a hero? Bravery? Sacrifice? The courage to move forward when the odds and bullets dictate retreat? Perhaps merely death in battle, in defense of one's country or in our case the preservation of a race. None of these things will ever be enough for the men in my company; the faceless few, the men without files or rank. The title-less, and yet chosen. Our names will never adorn the walls of any monument or grace the pages of your children's history books. We have no legacy short of a Covenant body count. Yet I ask that you not pity us, we do not seek glory as you know it...
All we want is to win."
A quote from one of the Halo novels.5/2/2010 #53 Report
I can't remember where I heard this one, but I like it. :)
If you can't find the bright side of life, polish the dull side.5/2/2010 #54 Report
Yes, yes it is.
*doesn't have all of the songs memorized*
*begins to sing*
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers.
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin',
If I only had a brain!5/2/2010 #56 Report
I am a genius!
- 343 Guilty Spark
Another Halo quote, this time from the first game.
That guy was always a bit of a ditz...5/2/2010 #57 Report
"Unacceptable! Unacceptable! Absolutely unacceptable!"
-343 Guilty Spark
This guy is something, isn't he?5/2/2010 . Edited 5/2/2010 #58 Report
"Protocol dictates action!"
- 343 Guilty Spark
Geez, I feel as if I'm spammimg this thread.
Sorry guys! T_T5/2/2010 #59 Report
"Oh that's a good idea."
"Bullets do not grow on perennial woody plants."
"I wish I had lips. Then, I could whistle."
"You're pissing me off! Oh, my. I didn't know I had cursing in my vocal structure."
"Ow! That hurt...my feelings. ..Oh, my God, I have feelings?! I'm a real boy!"
- 343 Guilty Spark
He likes to say random stuff at the most awkward moments...5/2/2010 . Edited 5/2/2010 #60 Report