Criminals, cons, and general malcontents can put their general stats here.
Name: Amy Sapphei
Age: Eighteen.
Gender: Female
Profession: Pickpocket.
Species: Human
Appearance: Lanky. Short brown hair. Blue eyes, small nose.
Personality: Sweet, patient and rational. Tends to want the best outcome for everyone involved, but also selfish-she'll do whats best for her, and abandon everyone else if she has too. Tries to be witty. Fails often.
Other:
Strengths: Charming when she wants to be.
Weaknesses: Clumsy, no good at stealth.
I'll edit this later when I have her figured out a little more.
Name: Sandy Faux (pronounced Fox)
Age: A lady never tells
Weight: Really think you'll find that out here?
Height: 5'3"
Eyes: Green
Hair: Tawny blonde and waist length
Skin: Fair
Species: Human
Gender: Female
Distinguishing marks: She wears black pearls.
Occupation: Jewel thief and con artist.
Place of origin: Genua, in theory.
Personality: Charming and mysterious. Femme Fatale.
Bio: She currently lives and works in Ankh-Morpork, the higher end areas. She's very good at what she does, including keeping her past a blank.
Name: Roger Thereua
Age: 72
Weight: 120lbs.
Height: 5'5"
Eyes: Watery grey
Skin: Papery white
Hair: Bald and white with some gray.
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Distinguishing marks: Round lensed pince-nez and a bronze headed walking cane.
Occupation: Pawn broker and Fence
Personality: Miserly curmudgeon.
Bio: Proprietor of Thereua's Pawnshop, lived in Ankh-Morpork all his life, keeps a notoriously temperamental ancient crossbow under the counter. Tough as old boots. Nothing ever sticks, but he's good for info on other crooks.
I love these guys. I cannot wait to play this game. I just know it'll be awesome. Now I've just got to get PP to stop being lazy and sign up herself...
LOL good luck with that. I'm trying to figure out which of the other forums aren't dead so I can advertise on them. Trying to get as many players as possible.
Heh, she's impossible when she wants to be XD Thanks for the 'good luck' - I'll need it. Do so! We should have LOTS of players. It'll be fantastic.
We should and it will be brilliant. Lots of players and even more characters.... TMOH won't come though.
Because she invests a lot in her RPs and she's all tied up in OC.
Name: Shaar - doesn't know and doesn't care what her last is
Age: Early twenties
Weight: Barely past a hundred pounds - very lithe
Height: 5'8"
Eyes: Vibrant green
Hair: Blondish brown, always up in a spiky bun
Skin: Very pale
Species: Human with bit of elf mixed in, thusly very lovely
Gender: Female
Distinguishing Marks: Lots of scars all over her back, arms and legs - got into a lot of trouble growing up. Never really stopped. Wears golden earings and a flashy comb in her hair.
Occupation: Pickpocket, con artist, and your average unliscensed theif. Robs houses, coats, people - anything, really, that has something shiny. Place of origin: Ankh Morpork, Shades
Personality: Chronically and creepily cheerful. Doesn't like death. Bright and optimistic, but cold beneath all that joviality.
Bio: Can't resist shiny things. Grew up in Ankh Morpork on her own after her mother left, now cons and robs to stay afloat. Probably could find another way to support herself if she tried, but is very comfortable this way.
Mmm, she's got her work cut out for her... People hate elves and thieves hate unliscensed thieves.
Oh yes indeed. But she'll just laugh in their faces. Even when they beat her to a pulp and lock her away. She'll keep on laughing.
I've got two other criminals coming, but I'm still mentally developing them. One's a self-made heir and the other's a serial killer. Because I thought we could use one or two XD
Self made... Heir? How does that even WORK?! Oh god, poor Llewellyn... He just got off a case with a really horrific serial killer who took a "special interest" in him.
I thought you got offline!!
Well, he was an heir to a fortune, didn't feel like waiting, and offed the person with the fortune. Classic scenario since I'm not really feeling creative. I may expand on it, and I'll probably do something more interesting with Mr. Serial.
Oh dear. "Special interest", eh?
Aw, I thought you were.
An oldy but a goody.
I told you he was my favorite chewtoy.
Hey, I waited 30 mins then an hour for *you* to reply, you couldn't wait 17 mins!
I would've if I could've. The all powerful ones banned me from the computer for a while, and I wasn't sure if you would still be around after it took me so long. Sorry for making you wait an hour - I've been there so many times and it's no fun, heheh.
It's okay, I've been there often myself. All Powerful Ones are annnnnoying.
Yeah, I know the feeling. I'm sure they think the same thing about me - the Internet Freak - though, so I really can't complain.
Yay, I'm not alone! Here's that self-made heir:
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Name: Sebastian Fyle
Age: Mid twenties
Weight: Er............. under two hundred; in good but not excellent shape.
Height: Almost six feet.
Eyes: Grey
Hair: Blond; would have body if he let it grow out
Skin: More tan than anything else, but freckly
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Distinguishing Marks: Scar on the side of his neck from that accident that killed his parent two years ago, tiny tattoo on the palm-side of his right wrist (a little dagger with the words 'feel the love' around it. No one knows what he was thinking, least of all himself).
Occupation: Was a milkman before inheriting his uncle's fortune.
Personality: Jittery and shy at first. Curious, inventive, and clever. Prefers time to himself to time with others. Almost becomes another person when he sets his mind to something - flat, determined, calm, and kind of scary. Once in that state he doesn't stop to think until it's done.
Bio: Always resented his rich uncle for forcing him to go out in the world (such as making him take a job as a milkman instead of an inventor, like he would have liked but probably would have gone nowhere) when he didn't have to.Hated having to support himself and eventually murdered his uncle for the fortune Sebastian would inherit.
Yes, that's about right - there's plenty of suspicion, but no absolute proof just yet.
As far as I know they barely brushed the case, if they've even started an investigation yet.
Heheh. Hey, if I can get PP to sign up, do you think we get started sometime tomorrow? I'm really looking forwards to trying this out.
Um, sure, though they can't actually join up as coppers until we have at least a Detritus, a Vimes, and a Carrot. They can be wandering around Ankh-Morpork, though.
Gotcha - fantastic. It'll probably take all our chars a bit to figure up from down anyway before they gravitate to the Watch (because if they aren't coppers, what are they?).
