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It Isn't Supposed To Work by Keynn
Even if Ruby wouldn't change, Sapphire could at least attempt to do a contest. Maybe that'd get his tiny prissy brain to understand that being them didn't change how they felt. - FranticshippingPokémon, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 4, updated: 9/15/12 published: 2/26/10, Ruby Sapphire
232Do you know the Enemy? » by ActionGal07
One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!South Park, T, English, Suspense & Romance, chapters: 54, words: 149k+, favs: 70, follows: 47, updated: 8/23/12 published: 1/7/12, Eric Cartman Kyle B.
25The Quiet Plains » by Metamotivation
At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATESouth Park, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 25, follows: 16, updated: 7/9/12 published: 12/30/11, Kyle B. Eric Cartman
36on my deathbed maybe! » by pizzigri
Set a month after the end of the manga/movie 2nd tag race, an action packed love story. Ataru finally admits his love to Lum, but a powerful influence tries to twist their fate in an unknown direction. Chapter 13 added, at last! Please review!Urusei Yatsura, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 83k+, favs: 13, follows: 10, updated: 6/26/12 published: 9/29/10
72Shoebox » by xxThe Extra
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.South Park, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 17k+, favs: 33, follows: 55, updated: 6/3/12 published: 8/19/11, Eric Cartman Kyle B.
89 Tutor Me » by Oxyidiot
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.South Park, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 29k+, favs: 79, follows: 60, updated: 5/25/12 published: 11/25/04, Eric Cartman Kyle B.
29 Bittersweet Bundle of Misery » by StalkerDex
Kyle is sick and dying and Eric is the only person who is there for him. Kenny is trying to outrun death and Stan is struggling not to give up hope. "Don't get sick", "Don't Die", "Don't lose hope" & "Don't fall in love". This is a Stanman story.South Park, M, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 35k+, favs: 16, follows: 8, updated: 4/28/12 published: 4/19/12, Eric Cartman Stan M.
20 Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.South Park, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 33, follows: 3, 4/15/12, Eric Cartman Kyle B.
15Pick the Pieces Up » by D McVetty
An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character deathSouth Park, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 10, follows: 21, updated: 3/25/12 published: 8/23/10, Kyle B. Eric Cartman
900Hijiri Youichi's Parents » by EzMouse
UNDERGOING REVISION. Young Youichi thought it would be nice to have Mikan and Natsume as his parents. Well, it wasn't like they didn't like it; they were just too stubborn to admit it. Everything started going haywire after that. NxM.Gakuen Alice, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 8k+, favs: 493, follows: 410, updated: 2/25/12 published: 5/31/06, Mikan S. Natsume H.
16the glass slippers come off » by tomato machine
A hand at her shoulder, the other at her hip, he says, "You want to give them a show right? Don't tell me that was all bravado." Ruby x SapphirePokémon, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 33, follows: 21, updated: 12/25/11 published: 8/15/09, Ruby Sapphire
4 Dolls by Mariani
Cartman has a dark secret: he collects dolls, and people - especially a certain blond pervert. But what if Cartman truly begins to feel for another person? What then? Cartman/Kenny, brief Craig/Kenny. Rated T for sexuality and disturbing elements.South Park, T, English, Horror & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 9, 6/22/11, Eric Cartman Kenny M.
158It's Rachmaninoff's Fault » by allegro scherzando
They're now the Golden Pair, but it seems that something is stopping Nodame and Chiaki from reaching the level they both want to be in. But what exactly is that level? And what's stopping them?Nodame Cantabile, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 42, words: 122k+, favs: 86, follows: 78, updated: 6/2/11 published: 5/8/09, Megumi N. S. Chiaki
142 Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail » by xTroubleisaFriend
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.South Park, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 131k+, favs: 67, follows: 39, updated: 5/29/11 published: 1/25/11, Eric Cartman Kyle B.
8 Feel Beautiful by Mariani
While Kenny goes his entire life being told that he's beautiful, he notices that the equally-attractive Eric Cartman doesn't get nearly the same amount of attention. And it's secretly killing him. Kenny/Cartman.South Park, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 28, 5/28/11, Eric Cartman Kenny M.
3 Never Could I Ever by excisione
not even if I wanted to. / or, the things that define us.South Park, T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 9, 3/31/11, Eric Cartman
4 All I Want by excisione
because real wants aren't stupid and shallow. / or cartman, hoping for too much.South Park, T, English, Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 6, 1/9/11, Eric Cartman
12 Bypolar by ibuberu
He spends another week planning how to make his delivery, without coming off as a bipolar idiot for the last five years of Sapphire's failed advances. — RubySapphire.Pokémon, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 56, follows: 1, 1/4/11, Ruby Sapphire
18 This One–Track Mind by manhattan martini
Everyone knows high-school romances are, like, so overrated. — RubySapphirePokémon, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 75, follows: 4, 11/30/10, Ruby Sapphire
16 Dismantling of the Prince by ibuberu
She can't count how much she repeats these three words, but she remembers every single time he looks at her and replies with just one. — RubySapphire.Pokémon, K+, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 45, follows: 5, 10/1/10, Ruby Sapphire