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21HnG: Ecchi Gaiden » A dumping ground for my short, silly, and above all pervy Hayate the Combat Butler drabbles. No need for plot or development here, just fanservice and crack. But mostly fanservice. This chapter: "Their stars were crossed, two unfortunate fates – they could not become true lovers, perhaps, but for now, at least, they could pretend."
Hayate the Combat Butler, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 22k+, favs: 11, follows: 10, updated: 1/27/13 published: 5/28/12, Hayate
Shige-nii's Discovery Just what was Morishige doing when he stumbled across that bag? Written for a let's play of the game by Mitchi on Broken Forum. Rated M because reasons.
Corpse Party, M, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 934, favs: 2, follows: 1, 1/18/13, S. Morishige
207 Remember the Name » Over the course of his life, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore has had many ideas that toed the line between brilliance and lunacy. That was his thing. But hiring Team Samui and their space case master to help in the fight against the Dark Lord? Well, that goes so far beyond crazy that, with a little effort and a lot of luck, it might just wrap right back around into genius.
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 66, words: 89k+, favs: 77, follows: 72, updated: 12/7/12 published: 4/21/12, Albus D. Team Samui
29Odd Jobs Crack » A slow day at Odd Jobs Gin-chan, just like any other. Once again nothing of interest happened today, nothing of interest at all... "Oy, Shinpachi! Have you seen my razor anywhere?" Watch as the author repeatedly tries to write a ShinKagu fic, only for the cast to send the story so far off track that it winds up on another set of rails entirely. ShinKagu(?) GinSugar, HijiMayo. CRACK
Gintama, T, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 16k+, favs: 6, follows: 10, updated: 12/2/12 published: 11/4/12, Kagura Shinpachi S.
9 Bad Blood There are some things in this world which are passed without fail from one generation to the next, whether we want them to or not. Kamui learns this the hard way.
Gintama, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 231, favs: 8, follows: 1, 11/20/12, Kamui
7 Caress the Moon Hinowa wanted Gin to help Tsukuyo relax, but was this really what she'd had in mind...? Lemony GinTsukky, set during episode 181 of the anime.
Gintama, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 11/11/12, Tsukuyo Gintoki S.
6 What is a Man? Shinpachi Shimura was not someone you could call unattractive, necessarily, but neither was he exactly handsome. At most, you could say he was symmetrical. And that was Shinpachi in a nutshell, really.
Gintama, K+, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 896, favs: 7, follows: 1, 11/8/12, Shinpachi S. Yorozuya Gin-chan
1 Madao? Some people, no matter how hard they struggle, never succeed. For some people, life is just one setback after another, ad infinitum. The winds of chance blow Hayate down a slightly different path, and he winds up encountering a kindred spirit. A man has to live his life the way he believes is right, even if it leads him to nothing but hardship? Heh, maybe. Who knows for sure?
Gintama & Hayate the Combat Butler, T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 10/30/12, Hasegawa T. Hayate
5 Slaves to Armok Some games are so addictive that they make it nearly impossible to do anything else. Dwarf Fortress is one such game, as Nagi has discovered – much to the general dismay of the people around her.
Hayate the Combat Butler, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 9/26/12, Nagi
6 Damnatio Memoria » A companion fic of sorts to Remember the Name, where I will post bits that for one reason or another could not be fit into it. Prepare to have your sides split and heartstrings tugged! Your results may vary. Damnatio Memoria is not for everybody. Please consult your doctor before reading Damnatio Memoria. Reported side effects include dry mouth, nausea, dizziness, and confusion.
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 9/15/12 published: 8/16/12
19Bugzapper » Even the most awesome things have their mundane utilities. A collection of drabbles about jutsu and the people who use them. Crack. Gen.
Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 7k+, favs: 15, follows: 14, updated: 8/20/12 published: 8/5/11, Kakashi H. Mei T.
49Om Nom Nom, Hamsterchan! » Ayumu Nishizawa has only one dream: to create a harem for her beloved Hayate-kun! Even if she must lie, cheat, and steal, she will do everything in her power to see it realized. ... If only it were that simple. Now rated 'M'.
Hayate the Combat Butler, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 127k+, favs: 40, follows: 43, updated: 8/17/12 published: 2/27/10, Ayumu Hayate
6Hollow His name was Obito Uchiha. His age at the time of death was thirteen. He held the rank of chūnin. He is survived by his sensei and two teammates. He will be missed. "Sorry I'm late, Obito... but I guess I just got lost on the road of life."
Naruto, K+, English, Friendship & Angst, words: 985, favs: 9, follows: 3, 8/15/12, Kakashi H. Torune
13 Instincts Draconian » "Yes, ultimately even dragons are slaves to their instincts. This is true for dragons born and bred, and this is true for their children adopted and nurtured." A collection of drabbles/oneshots about dragon slayers and their instincts. Genres may vary.
Fairy Tail, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 9, words: 13k+, favs: 35, follows: 23, updated: 8/5/12 published: 1/17/12, Natsu D. Wendy M.
Lasciate Ogne Speranza The folly of man is without equal. The wrath of heaven is without mercy. The end of the world is without fanfare. Tragedy sets the wheels in motion, and Second Impact is only the beginning of our descent into Hell. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here – there's no turning back now.
Evangelion, T, English, Sci-Fi & Spiritual, words: 2k+, 8/2/12, Yui I. Misato K.
9How to Prevent a Coup » Over the years, many have postulated on the underlying causes of the Uchiha Massacre and the planned coup that necessitated it. Many have also proposed ways that it could have been prevented. But nobody could have predicted that THIS would have worked.
Naruto, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 7k+, favs: 14, follows: 34, updated: 7/26/12 published: 9/10/11, Minato N. Fugaku U.
Hot for Student An encounter of the sensual kind between a teacher and her student. YukiHaya smut and fluff – it's good for your heart! Oneshot. PWP. WAFF.
Hayate the Combat Butler, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 750, favs: 2, 5/17/12, Yukiji Hayate
8 Postage Due It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 47, follows: 3, 4/17/12, Hashirama S. Madara U.
17FML » "To serve is the lot of the butler. To fight is the lot of the soldier. To love is the lot of the lover. ..." A young Hayate Ayasaki laments the hell that is his life and pontificates on the evils and injustices in the world. Introspective. Angst.
Hayate the Combat Butler, T, English, Angst, chapters: 7, words: 7k+, favs: 5, follows: 7, updated: 4/14/12 published: 10/20/11, Hayate
3 OneTailed Brat Shukaku may be big, but he's just a whiny brat at heart. A petty, psychotic, mass-murdering brat, to be sure, but a brat nonetheless. Crack. Stream of consciousness.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 919, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/19/12, Shukaku Gaara