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60When In Pegasus » When in Pegasus, do as the Expedition does. However the Lanteans' have some pretty strange things to do.
Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 1/7/08 published: 3/13/07
49 On The Couch: TMNT » The TMNT characters get a little professional help for all their problems. Something is telling me this is NOT gonna work out well.
Ninja Turtles, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 7k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, updated: 7/17/07 published: 6/18/07
18 This Won't Hurt a Bit Involving Raph, Donnie, a cut, rubbing alcohol, pizza and a bet. That summary kinda sucks. One shot.
Ninja Turtles, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 609, favs: 28, follows: 3, 6/23/07, Raphael Donatello
5 Food Fight Everybody loves a good food fight but the wraith version is a little bit different.
Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 5/13/07
5 The Art of Escaping The team is stuck on yet another hive ship. Oh but don't worry, Rodney has a plan. Help? The kinda, sorta, but not really sequel to It Never Ends. it's not really humorhorror either, I just wanted to put that there
Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Humor & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 4/29/07
12 A Weapon to Match The real reason Raph likes his sai so much. Just a quicky but you might get a kick outta it. One shot.
Ninja Turtles, K+, English, Humor, words: 466, favs: 12, follows: 2, 4/29/07
9 Choked on a Goldfish Kavanaugh is dead! Yay! Happy day! But what caused It, you may ask? Dr. Biro is about to tell you.
Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 3/24/07
2 Never Leave A Man Behind Sheppard always says to never leave a man behind. So why exactly is he running away? Humor and insanity required.
Stargate: Atlantis, K, English, Humor, words: 210, favs: 1, 3/17/07
8 Monkey See Monkey Do » Sheppard has a little fun teaching Ronon some earth fighting moves. More specifically he teaches him "The Way of the Chicken". Oh, and don't forget about the video cameras!
Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/4/07 published: 2/28/07
10 A Reason That stupid band was the only thing keeping me alive even though the only thing I wanted was to die. I hated it. Shep's POV.
Stargate: Atlantis, T, English, Angst & Suspense, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 2/21/07
44 It Never Ends Sheppard is captured by a wraith queen who wants to know the location of earth. That poor unsuspecting wraith queen.
Stargate: Atlantis, K, English, Angst & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 1, 1/15/07
9 The Battle of Helms Deep Sort of A moving story of the brave souls who fought at Helms Deep. Yeah right! This is a piece of nonsense that hit me while watching The Two Towers and I decided to write it so it would leave me alone.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 842, favs: 3, 8/6/06