I would like to get one thing strait before I say any more about myself...

I AM 35 PERCENT MECHANICAL PARTS

Just thought I'd, you know, clear that up.

SUBJECTS I LIKE

Killer 7, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Invader Zim, Spaced, Sgt. Frog, Evangelion, Battle Royale, The Office, GTO, Smokin' Aces... go on, sugest something, I'll probably like it, unless it's one of the...

SUBJECTS I HATE!!!

Slash, Gay Slash, Gay Naruto Slash, any Zim Slash, Gay House M.D. Slash, badly written OCs... go on, sugest something slashy, I'll explode your head.

About ME!!!

As I stated earlier, I am a fanfiction writing cyborg. Not yet being able to harness to power of nuclear fusion, my mechanical parts run on the mysterious energy generated by story reviews. I also enjoy coffee, neon signs, sunburns, the noises Japanese people make when you poke them, you know, normal stuff.

Please read my stories, I work hard on this stuff. I mean, come on...

...and by the way, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE WRITE A DESERT PUNK FIC ALREADY?