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964Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Perfomance Analysis » by MaxFic
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOINaruto, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 19, words: 99k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/24/13 published: 3/28/13, Naruto U.
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The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team » by Dane Namor
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 61k+, favs: 121, follows: 82, updated: 5/18/13 published: 5/6/13, Naruto U. Hinata H.
4k+A Marauder's Plan » by CatsAreCool
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Drama, chapters: 52, words: 474k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/17/13 published: 4/21/12, Sirius B. Harry P.
49Naruto Catches a Goblin » by JellyfishBlues
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 12k+, favs: 19, follows: 14, updated: 5/16/13 published: 9/3/12, Naruto U.
330Strange Days » by Aesop
Some of your favorite characters are having some very strange days.TV X-overs, K+, English, chapters: 129, words: 119k+, favs: 39, follows: 50, updated: 5/11/13 published: 11/20/05
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Harry Callahan JR » by monbade
Vernon gets rid of Harry by using a friend. Harry is dumped in San Francisco just after he is left with the Dursleys. Rescued by Inspector Harry Callahan of the San Francisco Police Dept and raised as his son. This story takes place in year 5Harry Potter & Dirty Harry, M, English, Crime, chapters: 12, words: 48k+, favs: 514, follows: 606, updated: 5/7/13 published: 7/9/12, Harry P.
147The Consequences of Drunken Experiments » by Lucillia
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 337, follows: 244, updated: 5/5/13 published: 4/15/11, Orochimaru Kabuto Y.
6k+New chance » by Hektols
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 135, words: 473k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/3/13 published: 1/30/08, Minato N. Naruto U. Kushina U. Hinata H.
824A Teacher's Glory » by Larry Huss
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines.Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 16, words: 141k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/18/13 published: 4/26/11, Naruto U.
83Again and again and again » by Knowledge is a powerful tool
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 7, words: 23k+, favs: 232, follows: 229, updated: 4/9/13 published: 8/11/11, Naruto U. Sakura H.
773 No Way In Hell » by Lucillia
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 8k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/2/13 published: 1/18/10, Sasuke U. Naruto U.
3k+Dear Order » by SilverWolf7007
I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you… Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 14k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 3/10/13 published: 9/17/06, Harry P. Luna L.
307Chickenzilla » by Lucillia
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that a smashed Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.Naruto, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 7k+, favs: 576, follows: 464, updated: 2/18/13 published: 7/8/11, Naruto U. Sasuke U. Fugaku U.
296The Pride of Sunnydale » by The Saint Of Killers
When Xander is possessed by a different animal spirit on his fateful trip to the zoo, a new champion against the darkness is born on the Hellmouth. With new options available to him, Xander's different choices and actions cause ever expanding ripples in the tapestry of fate. With the future of the Scoobies changing with every step, will they still succeed in saving the world?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, M, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 11, words: 119k+, favs: 628, follows: 700, updated: 2/5/13 published: 5/17/11, Xander H.
10 Avengers and Slayers » by rafmere
Xander and a slayer team join the Avengers before they become the Avengers.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 46, words: 89k+, favs: 42, follows: 59, updated: 1/28/13 published: 11/21/12, Xander H. Iron Man/Tony S.
250Fangirls » by hakuse-kun
Naruto stumbles upon a shop dedicated soley to him, and even more unexpectedly, girls who shop from it! NarutoXAwholelotofgirls, Warning: AUNaruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 12k+, favs: 526, follows: 585, updated: 1/10/13 published: 12/30/07, Naruto U. Ino Y.
7 Adventures in the Marvel Universe: Dawn and Xander » by rafmere
The early history of Xander and Dawn's adventures in the Marvel Movie universe. This story is set in the same universe as my other story Avengers and Slayers. This is the early history of that universe. Currently the gang is stuck in a True Lies Universe that has a version of Sailor Moon.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 48k+, favs: 19, follows: 25, updated: 1/10/13 published: 11/22/12, Xander H.
281 M-Day » by mjimeyg
M-Day. A day that would go down in history as the emergence of a new breed of humans. The Magicals. It all started with one individual who thought he was there to save the mutants. Sequel to Potter's Protector, rating for violence and swearing, no slash.X-Men & Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 139k+, favs: 340, follows: 268, updated: 1/10/13 published: 12/17/12, Harry P.
55In a Barroom Far Far Away » by Nemo Blank
Anakin gets himself some professional help...Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 196, follows: 90, updated: 1/7/13 published: 8/6/07, Anakin Skywalker Yoda
1k+The Terran Jedi » by The Dark Scribbler
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. Chapter 43 is up after a lot of running around freelancing.Buffy X-overs, K+, English, Adventure, chapters: 46, words: 464k+, favs: 982, follows: 913, updated: 12/26/12 published: 10/30/05