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Hi, guys. It's December. I'm about to go home for break, thank the gods.

Currently Listening To: The Man Who Never Lied, by Maroon 5.

Status: Retyping The Chain of Souls chapter four. (And you all think I'm a horrible non-updating authoress, shame on you! *wags finger*)

Currently Playing: Does RPing count? :D I'm having the best time being an Avenger without actually being one. *sigh* At least I have all the Espers in XII now...

Ichigo and Rukia are my fanfiction guides! More Bleach = happy me.

I'm Element's Sole Protector--the only one who

a) keeps updating my personal facts without actually being personal,

b) loves to obsess over fandoms but has difficulty actually writing great stuff for them, and

c) doesn't update her own 'element feature' frequently enough.

I think that's really all that's relevant right now. Other than...

My name derives from a love for including all the different nature elements in each of my longer fictional stories, and this desire to control water that never really went away. (Maybe because I can't swim...) And I was really young when I thought it up. It stuck. Cut me slack, yes? Perhaps one day I'll grow up at last and change it.

The element feature of summer will be earth.

Check Out: greg the hamster, Darthbethy, Synchronous Quills, and my genius drawing pals, Marauder Moony and BunnyNeko.

For fiction, check out SoulKat, Tabytha DF-5C-NDA, and StarBek, who is a killer in poetry.

The stories I like and would like to write are... (pencils out list)

--Harry Potter

--Tokyo Mew Mew

--Kingdom Hearts

--Rave Master

--Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and soon The Heroes of Olympus

--Firefly

--Inu-Yasha

--Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

--Final Fantasy VII, X, X-2, XII, XIII, XIII-2 and, soon, Versus XIII

--Inkheart

--Yu-gi-oh! and Yu-gi-oh! 5D's

--Eragon

--Howl's Moving Castle and House of Many Ways

--Charlie Bone

--Teen Titans

--Pirates of the Caribbean

--Merlin

...and at some point in time I MAY write things like Pokémon, Septimus Heap, W.i.t.c.h., and others like that. This place is huge, anyway.

Love you, favorite authors! You know yourselves by name and that warm fuzzy feeling you get when I read your stuff, so I won't bother feeling like I'm leaving anyone out.

Thought/Quote of the Month, or Week, or What-Have-You...

-in my dorm room-

Me (to one of my new friends about our Avengers RP): Really, it used to be normal. I swear. We'd assemble and argue [...] and Loki would rub us all the wrong way and scheme and we'd deal.

My new friend: And since Janet showed up--

Me: Yeah, after the break it now seems to have become this huge feed for love triangles, which is made funnier by the fact that most of us are girls playing men.

Other friend (who's a guy): *shoots up out of chair* What?!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that it's unfair that the coolest characters are always bad, and therefore die, post this on your profile page.

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile page. (If he comes back to life several games/books later, rejoice with me!)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace and/or Facebook are to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever promised NOT to do something (such as read a certain fanfiction category) and done it anyway, blush in shame, then copy and paste.

If you have ever obsessively played a video game and neglected your schoolwork, the next part of this complex sentence is self-explanatory: COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have many male mates, boyfriends/girlfriends, or husbands/wives from various video games, books, movies and other forms of entertainment, and they all know nothing about each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever dreamed of owning a Keyblade, copy and paste.

If you never have the time to read manga and want to do something about it... cry in a corner. Then copy and paste.

So yeah, guys... made it to forty. (Unless I'm counting incorrectly. And I'm not that bad at math.) Shooting for fifty now. I mean, there's just no way that I'll make it to fifty without putting in some stuff from the lists below and updating my other children, right...?

(For Kingdom Hearts)

For You--A songfic using the Rasmus's song "Shot", which rules. Roxas runs away with Naminé. Axel makes a cameo appearance! (To be begun...)

Winter--Marluxia hates winter. This is why. (COMPLETE!)

Healing Light--The perspectives of all who have saved Sora in one way or another, from Pluto to Riku. Oh my god, guys--at the risk of sounding like such a girl, you will love this. (CHAPTER 3 IN-PROGRESS)

(For Harry Potter)

Lost and Found--Harry, Albus realizes, is the one who has recently helped heal his years of loneliness. I've heard of one-shots and two-shots... Do threeshots exist?

Multi-Faceted--Another exploration into Harry and Albus's relationship. (CHAPTER 8 POSTED)

There's also one called A Chat with the Local Barman that floats at the edges of my mind. (IN-PROGRESS)

(Harry and Albus are my favorite characters, in case you haven't figured that out. Hermione and Minerva run a close tied-for-second.)

(For Yu-gi-oh! 5D's)

(Currently Untitled)--Yusei builds Akiza a Runner.

Of Few Words--An A-Z inside look at the seriousness and sometimes insanity of being one of the Five Signers--and of being Leo, too. Divine also shows up. Crap. (CHAPTERS 1-26 ARE POSTED. IT'S DONE. WHOO!)

Now called Rise of the Dragons Five.

Bonds--Divided into parts. All of Yusei's First Meetings will be the first part. Did I mention this is story number twenty-five? I'm so enthused! Jack Atlas is next. (CHAPTER 2 POSTED)

(Currently Untitled II)--The sequel to Rise of the Dragons Five. (BEING WRITTEN)

(For Firefly)

Truthsome--Well, Inara's feeling a little 'truthsome', too. Set after Heart of Gold.

(For Inkheart)

Source of His Ever-Glowing Light--Meggie is determined to figure Dustfinger out. Somehow. (OFFICIALLY STARTED)

(For Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Punk--Ares may not like that snot-nosed son of Poseidon, but he sure does respect him. Well, now he does. (Everyone appears in this one.) (Thinking about this one too.)

Go check out the unexpected-but-true fic The Chain of Souls! DO IT! (Chapter 4 DONE, and taking forever to be typed. Seventy-plus pages... ridiculous.)

(For Inu-Yasha)

Down the Well Again--"Don't go, Kagome," Inu-Yasha whispered to the empty night. (COMPLETE!)

(For Tokyo Mew Mew)

White Chocolate With Strawberries--Keiichiro, you should never again leave Ryou and Ichigo alone in your precious kitchen. Bad things tend to happen. (CHAPTER 2 POSTED, CHAPTER 3 IN-PROGRESS)

(For Star Ocean 3)

An Understanding--Of all the party, Fayt should understand Albel Nox by now. Too bad he sucks at reading people. (BEGUN!)

(For Final Fantasy XII)

Aboard the Strahl--She knows them well, of course. She has housed them through their good times and their bad, and she has the cute snapshots to prove it. A look inside the intertwined lives of the six most important people in Ivalice. (CHAPTER 2 POSTED, CHAPTER 3 IN THE WORKS)

BunnyNeko will soon be working with me on Into the Fold! ...As soon as Chapter Two is done. She's also changed her name, so I'm going on a scavenger hunt to find her! Join me?

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So. Wrote the Bleach questionnaire. Let's do this.

…You know what this is by now. I did say it would be coming back.

1. Renji

2. Ichigo

3. Rukia

4. Aizen

5. Zangetsu

6. Kisuke

7. Orihime

8. Yoruichi

9. Kenpachi

10. Hitsugaya

11. Tatsuki

12. Byakuya

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Whoa, WHOA. Kisuke Urahara and Tatsuki Arisawa? No, I have not, but I am putting that weird pairing on my crack list now.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Aizen-taichou!

(waxes poetic on Aizen)

Yeah. He about invented hot. Him and John Reese from Person of Interest.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

OH MY LORD.

If Byakuya was ever that inclined (or that drunk), Yoruichi would be gone all the time, so he’d have to take care of the baby. Ah, Byakuya… you just keep shaming the Kuchiki name.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Kenpachi alone? Hardly. But there are lots with Yachiru, or Eleventh Company, or Ichigo. (laughs at last one)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes. Yes, they would. Urahara-san would be all creepy and ‘Hi, I’m Kisuke, and I’m waving my fan really fast so you don’t know that my brain’s moving even faster, yay!’, and Ichigo would just be like ‘…Yeah, he trained me a long time ago.’ Fics about them are cute and/or make me laugh hysterically. Anyone read Cherry by Rebel-Aquarius? Pure awesome.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Poor Zangetsu-ossan! I’d have to pick Hitsugaya over Kenpachi (strangely enough), because Kenpachi and zanpaku-tô spirits just don’t mix.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Oh my—

Poor Orihime! She’s so into Ichigo—if she saw him with Byakuya (Byakuya! *snorts in disbelief*), she’d probably smile until she could flee the room and cry in a corner.

(EDIT, 6/13: Wow. I now ship that pairing. So, er...hahahaha?)

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Rukia/Hitsugaya?

(takes a breath) *sighs*

“Look,” he said, looking grumpier than even Rangiku had ever seen him. “I don’t like being in this closet either, but we can kill Abarai once we get out. …And we have to get this over with to get out.”

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Um… is there? Is Renji/Yoruichi even a crack pairing?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Byakuya and Orihime… hmmm.

We Foolish Ones

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Aizen, you would try and deflower Renji.

It would most likely be related to what Renji had to do to transfer out of Aizen’s company and to Eleventh. That way I could incorporate Kira, but it would all end up being a secret from Momo, who never left. *cackles evilly* That was way too easy.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Are you kidding? YES! Rukia probably has THE most het as a female in the Bleach fandom. I mean, come on, which pairings are in a heated race for most popular/canon spot? There are about four, and she’s in two of them.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Depends on how loosely you mean ‘friends list’… *laughs nervously* As for close friends, no. I think I’m the only one who’s still interested in Tatsuki’s doings.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ichigo/Aizen/Zangetsu? Yes, I know someone who would! Other than me, of course. :D

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

“THAT’S HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU!!!”

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Ah, Yoruichi, what describes you best? “Life is a Highway” might work, but then so might “Running Free” by Iron Maiden. I’ll let her pick, that seems safest…

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

HOLY—

Never mind. If ever a Renji/Kisuke/Byakuya fic came out of my pencil, the warning would just be slash. And probably ‘unknown weird crap WILL happen, because Urahara-san’s involved’.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dear god. Hitsugaya on Ichigo?

“You’re a little too warm for my taste, Kurosaki. But that can be changed.”

…Ask no questions.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time I was near the Bleach fandom, of course. I love Zangetsu-ossan sooooo much. Especially fics about him and Ichigo. There should be more of those.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

The heavens know it has something to do with that hat of his. Why else did he only start wearing it when he made it to the human world? That and the fan, that fan. The way Kisuke waves it so happily, like he’s always hiding something…

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

NO. NEVER. Tatsuki hasn’t even met Kenpachi, and other than arm-wrestling contests the two have no appeal to each other in my mind.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Let’s think—between Rukia and Orihime? Rukia. Duh.

23. "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "What title would you give this fic?

Renji and Kenpachi are in a happy relationship (*barfs*) until Kenpachi runs off with… holy shit, Aizen. Renji, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tatsuki and a brief unhappy affair with Byakuya (…the ships are starting to get more plausible), then follows the wise advice of Zangetsu and finds true love with Rukia.

…Well. My RenRuki friend would love this fic, at least.

How do I even sort through all that? …Wait, they just want a title right?

…Something like Confessions of a Monkey-Brained Lieutenant. Or something else weird.

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

HOLY—well. I’d have to comfort Kisuke and Soi Fon on Yoruichi’s end. Would I have to comfort Uryû on Orihime’s? Probably.