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Well, hi! I'm Sarcastic.Chick.897! My real name is Megan - I guess it doesn't matter if you all know. Just please don't stalk me, that's creepy and I'll call the cops. Plus I'll stop writing and my readers wouldn't be too happy about that.
Anyways, I live in I'm-Not-Gonna-Tell-You in the great state of Mystery in the country always at war: USA! Isn't that enlightening? Onwards!
Some things I'm interested in. I love anime, manga, books in general, writing, drawing, hanging out with my friends and going on the internet. I guess I like movies too, but there are only a few movies I actually consider truly great movies. Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 3 (not 2, that failed), All 3 Lord of the Rings, Cold Comfort Farm (good English nonsense...) The Prestige, to name a few. I'm sure there are several more, I just can't think of any off the top of my head.
My Favorite Animes:
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!! (my all-time fav!!)
Gundam SEED (My beautiful boys! I love them all so much!)
Naruto (yes, kind of childish... Gaara's my all time favorite Bishi, though! (squees) GAARA!! Don't mind if I randomly insert him in my converations... that's just my total lack of sanity...)
Black Blood Brothers (My favorite character is Zelman. He's so amazing! ;3)
Witch Hunter Robin (Amon. My love.)
Wolf's Rain (They're my boys and I love them.)
My Hated Animes:
D N Angel. I love the characters (except for Daisuke) and I love the story line, but I don't like the anime. I adore the manga, but the anime totally FAILED... They did so bad... It doesn't even follow the story line that closely... And they end it too quickly...
Also, I hate the english version of Death Note, because they screwed up L's voice. And I take personal offense to that, since I'm the "L" of my group of friends... (anger and frustration)
This next one I don't particularily hate, but I don't necessarily like, either. It's Fruits Basket. They did good for the most part, but they really should've waited until Natsuki Takaya-sama had finished the series before making the anime. They end it too quickly. It doesn't have enough of the raw drama the mangas have. They never fully explain Akito in the anime, which is very important in the manga.
Gah! I really didn't like Excel Saga! That anime makes me want to shoot myself several times in the face.
My Favorite Mangas:
Fruits Basket (I'm a Yuki fangirl, but I love Kyo a lot too. Haru is kind of... weird... I like him... because he's funny... but I don't think I could ever really fangirl over him... And I aboslutely HATE AKITO'S MOM!! Grr... If you haven't read the series or are in the process of reading and you hate Akito, it's becase of her mom. I feel bad for her, however, I don't particularily like her company either.)
D N Angel (the 7th and 9th books are hilarious! I love Satoshi so much! And I HATE MR. HIWA-FUCKING-TARI!! (anger))
Ouran High School Host Club (if you haven't read it, now is a good time to! This series is THE FUNNIEST series I've ever read!! Tamaki is my fave character! (huggles him) Kyouya's pretty cool too!)
Godchild (Cain is amazing! And Jizabel is cool too! But he's kinda morbid... With a weird past... What's with his mom dressing him up as a girl..? I sometimes don't understand mothers at all... But I HATE Alexis (Garnorf) so much!! He's such a jackass!! I will never forgive him for being involved in the death of Emile! Even though, technically Emile killed himself, but it was Alexis' fault! And Augusta is a slutty bitch also.)
Loveless (this is a good series too! It's so cute!! Soubi is my fave character from this series, and Ritsuka is so cute! I do not like Seimei. He's hot, I'm not gonna lie, but he is a sucky bastard. And Niisan sucks too.)
My Hated Mangas:
I actually have yet to find a manga I absolutely hate...
My Favorite Books:
Twilight , New Moon and Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer (they're like drugs. Seriously. I hate them, but I love them.)
A Great and Terrible Beauty, Rebel Angels and The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray
The Princess Bride Abridged by William Goldman (hilarious! I reccommend the book to anyone who enjoyed the movie - because the book is better!)
City of Bones and City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare! Jeebus Christ! I am so stoked for City of Glass next year! (Jace is amazing. And Magnus is bomb!)
Several others that I can't think of right now.
Umm... that's all for now. Byes (waves)
Awesomely Awesome Quotes by My Friends and Me
On the way home from school once:
Me (reciting a monologue): "Who wants to be perfect anyways..? Yeah, me too..."
Rochelle: I already am perfect!
Kala: You're not perfect. You do too many stupid things.
Me: Well, maybe she does stupid things perfectly.
Kala (thinking about this for a few moments): Argh! I hate when you guys mess with my brain!
Rochelle and me: (Smirks)
Rochelle: You know, ten years from now ten years ago I'll be 18.
Kala and me: O.o ... What?
Rochelle: Ten years from now ten years ago I'll be 18.
Me (catching on): Ah, yes. Ten years from now, ten years ago I'll be 16.
Kala (shaking her head): That's total nonsense...
Rochelle and me: No, it makes perfect sense. You're just thinking too much.
Sarah (after showing me a few lines from a book): Aristotle had a lisp.
Me: Oh, yeah...
Both of us: (Grinning) Themen...
At Lindsey's house:
Mike (Lindsey's dad - referring to their dog): Frank's foaming at the mouth.
Me: Mabye he has rabies. It's rabbits. They spread rabies like they spread babies.
Elliot: Hey, now...
Me: (Shrugs) Blame the fornicating rabbits...
At Sarah's House:
Having a discussion about taking over the world:
Me (after discussing how to deal with people who "defy" us): Ah, hellz no! There's not gonna be any "uprisings"! Atomic bomb on you!
Sarah (talking to Lindsey online): Rawr! (eats)
Talking online to Lindsey:
Me: (eats ice cream)
Lindsey: (pouts) can't I just have one bite..?
Lindsey: Oh, L - that's so kinky..!
Me: You know it... (smirks)
For my cousin Elisa's wedding:
Elisa (to her brother Noah): Tia's brought the cupcakes!
Noah: Oh, is that what we're calling the cousins now?
Noah: Cupcakes of the world unite!
On the way Up North:
Me: (watching for the next exit)
Alec: (just wakes up from a short nap)
Rochelle: Have a good nap?
Rochelle: (Smiles mischievously) me too...
Me: (pointing) This is the exit.
Rochelle: (taking the exit) Are you sure..?
Me: (looking around for something familiar) No...
Me: Ohmigod! It's a Jahova's Witnesses church!! O.o
Alec: Quick! Let's get out of here before they convert us!
Alicia: I got these really cool new earings.
Me: Really? (smirks)
Alicia: Yeah, they go all the way through my ears.
Me: ... Alicia... most earrings go all the way through your ears.
Alicia: ... (Realizes her mistake) No! I mean... they go all the way through. Like...
Me: (Raises eyebrows and smirks)
Alicia: Shut up! It sounded more smart in my head!
Me: (Sighs) More smart..?
Alicia: (Glowers) Shut up...
Elliot: (eating little-smokies with a different toothpick every time)
Me: Elliot, what are you doing? That's such a waste of toothpicks.
Elliot: Well, it's like double-dipping. It's kind of gross.
Me: (rolls eys) But it's such a waste.
Elliot: Fine! (Eats using the same toothpick twice)
Me: What are you doing?! Double-dipping?! That's disgusting!
Elliot: What?! 0_0
Gwyn: I feel like a gnome... I'm just sitting here...
In Lindsey's pool:
Me: We're living life on the edge!
Gwyn: Barbeque! When you're barbeque'n, you're livin'!
Lindsey: (Chokes on pool water)
Lindsey: It's ok, guys, I'm fine!
Gwyn: Oh, I suppose we should've asked you if you were ok...
Me: I fucking hate being splashed. Especially since I can't splash back. I'm, like, the worst splasher in the world.
Sarah: (shrugs) That sucks...
Me: (smirks) I can find better things to do with my hands...
Alicia: We got Rebekah a teapot with the handle on the side for her birthday!
Me: Oh really...?
Me: Alicia, all teapots have handles on the side.
Alicia: This is "earings going all the way through my ears" all over again, isn't it..?
Me: Yes. Yes it is.
Me (after being asked if I have a boyfriend): I have decided I'm too immature to date. I'm too selfish and vain. I'd be the worst girlfriend in the world.
Me: Example: he'd ask "hey, do you wanna hang out tonight?". And I'd say, "no. I don't want to spend time with you right now. I just talked to you on the phone, like, three days ago. I'm busy playing videogames right now." And then he'd be all taken aback and be like, "oh... well, um... o-ok... I'll-I'll just be over here, you know... In case you ever wanna hang out or talk to me or something..."
Talking online to Sarah:
Me: How come no one is online?
Sarah: Well, Darky said that her mom said it was tonight or this weekend (rolls eyes) hardly a fair trade, Daisuke's in NY, and Krad's got a French boy in her basement
Me: That sounds like she's some kind of masochistic pervert and kidnapped a poor french boy to rape...
Sarah: (re-reads) Oh crap, it does...
Talking to Gwyn online:
Gwyn: I adore Psychology. The innerworkings of the human mind amaze me the more I figure it out.
Gwyn: Well if that didn't sound creepily like Light, I don't know what would...
Me: That does sound kind of creepy...
Me: I don't like hospitals.
Tricia: They smell funny.
Me: Yeah, they smell like... like clean death. ... You know, as opposed to dirty death.
(Talking online to Ben)
Ben: Well, I am going to eat now, and gain fatness!!
Me: Yes, fatness! I did that earlier, eating ice cream. It was yummy!
Ben: Yeah, I don't care if I get fat, because the Bible says that in Heaven, we will have perfect spirtual bodies. So yeah, I'm all good if I flubb here on earth.
Me: (Laughs hysterically) Way to start out all deep and holy, then go into fatass mode!
Annelise (to Sarah): Why are you eating just the bun?
Gwyn: Because we like buns.
Annelise, Sarah, Gwyn and me: ... (laughs)
Gwyn: That epilogue made me want to strangle a monkey.
Me: Yeah, cause, you know, that would solve everything.
Gwyn: It would! Cause then I'd shake that monkey in J.K. Rowling's face!
L: It would be like next year all over again.
Dark: Wtf?! O.o
Me: Look, Beer Bread. I was telling Amy about it over the summer and she said it's disgusting cause it's made with a can of beer.
Sarah: Really? I love Beer Bread.
Me: Yeah. I'm gonna have her try some - but I'm not gonna tell her what it is until after she's eaten it. Then, when she asks what it is, I can say "it's Beer Bread. You're drunk at school now."
Annelise (missing the first part of the conversation): What did you do to Amy?
Me: I got her drunk.
Me (picking up applesauce from in the locker): You know, we should throw this away before it gets all nasty and explodes on our shit.
Lindsey: Yeah, that's a smart thing to do. Oh look, a very conveniently placed garbage can!
Me: Excellent - Feeds it. There, we satisfied one garbage can for a day.
Lindsey: Oh, are we supposed to be doing that daily?
Me: Oh, absolutely.
Lindsey (walking past another gabage can): See that trash can doesn't look very happy.
Jacqui: Foot sex! (Points to Sarah's sock) Look, we're using protection.
Me: That's uglier than a hetero fuck.
Mrs. Kronzer: It's like Gay Hour!
Gwyn: Everyone always says, "hey, I want to have sex on the beach sometime!" But why would you? You'd get sand. EVERYWHERE. And who wants sand in their ass? I do not.
Gwyn: You know what we forgot?
Lindsey and me: What?
Lindsey: Damn it!
Me (reading 11:12 backwards on a digital clock): ZIII!
Gwyn: Cause reading the time backwards is so much more fun than strippers.
Sarah: It's really annoying cause everyone's like "Peter the Great was rude and a drunk-" and I'm like "No! Ivan the Terrible threw kittens out windows. I think he wins the 'I Suck' Contest!"
Gwyn: (Holds out closed fist) I am Joe.
Casey: I wish I was Joe.
Ms. Freemont: Ah, Marlon Brando back when he was hunky. Alas, now he is deceased. But we shall always remember him as hunky.
Mrs. Kronzer: I know I'll wake up one day and ask 'Do you remember what it was like before 9/11?' and the kids will go 'What's 9/11?' and then I'll know it's time to die.
Mr. Hoelz: I like to call myself a freaking genius.
Mr. Hoelz: You know you want to wear safety goggles. You get those really cool goggle lines on your cheeks when you take them off and then all the other students in the hallway are jealous. You all know they think 'lucky bastards, they just had Chemistry'.
Michelle: I'm not saying this to be mean or anything but... You eat like a Freshman girl.
Sarah (while watching A History of Violence): Local hero: I killed two people. That's what you're called in the south.
ACT Practice Test: Insect J is an ant.
Sarah: Saving the world one bad hairstyle at a time!
Megan: Gaspzorz and Crapzorz. They just kind of roll off the tongue in a splendiferous orgy of ridiculous words.
Megan: I'm stable like the Noble Gases! Chemistry Nerd :D
Sarah: Haha! Stable like Neon! XD
Megan: We are dirty freaks! Dirty, directionless freaks!
Lindsey: Yes, we are DDF's! Double-D F's
Megan: ... I don't have double D's...
Lindsey: Case and point.
Kristina (kind of out of it): Lindsey, you don't know what you're doing to me right now.
Lindsey: (smirks and shifts in her seat seductively)
Kristina: Don't flatter yourself, it's the Dew.
Me: My creativity is kinda going haywire right now.
Gwyn: Oh really? How so?
Me: I start things, but I never have the drive to finish. ... That sounded dirty...
Gwyn: ... Only a little bit
Cloud: Yeah! Zack and and I, we're good friends! We're tight!
Zack: You mean you're tight.
Cloud: (Blushes like mad) ZACK!!
Me: Yeah... So what's your next goal? Making recycling bins happy? Cause that takes more of an effort. You have to have glass or plastic or aluminum...
Lindsey: (Nods) I know. Recycling bins are a bit more picky.
Me: Don't worry, though, I believe in you.
Lindsey: Ugh, good. It's going to take some effort. I need all the support I can get.
Me: (Hands her a bra) This support enough?
Gwyn: Now that I bound myself, one of my boobs is bigger than the other...
Alex: Yeah, sorry I wasn't in class yesterday. I broke my nose.
Mrs. Weiss: (Alarmed) How did you do that?
Alex: This guy was beating me witha stick, so I tore his limbs off. And by that I mean I was hanging on a tree branch and trying to kick a ball in mid-air and the treebranch broke on my face.
Me: It's like Creepy Guy at Work... you know... "thanks for the candy..." Only when Bella goes on the rampage, she'd be like "thanks for my baby" and then commence tearing off Rosalie's head...
Sarah: Oh lawd! (The most amusing way to say "lord" by the way)
Me: Yeah. It reminds me of Black Gospel Chruches. "Oh, lawd! Hallelujahhhh! (raises hands and dances)"
Sarah: Exactly! "We must praaaaise the lawd and awl he has given to us! (dancedance)"
Me: Thinking of Satoshi Hiwatari doing that is... priceless. If Satoshi were to ever practice religion, it would be Black Gospel Church religion...
Sarah: Oh god, yes it would. Little Satoshi dancing around and "Praisin' the lawd" is on of the most amusing mental images. Little compared to everyone else in the church. I guess.
From the movie Cold Comfort Farm:
Flora Poste: I've always liked the phrase "a marraige has been arranged..." When I feel like it, I'll arrange one.
Cousin Amos and the Church of the Quivering Brethren: (singing) The earth will burn, but we will quiver!
Cousin Amos (preaching at the Church of the Quivering Brethren): You know what it's like when your burn your hand, taking a cake from the oven or lighting one of those ungodly cigarettes, and you slap some butter on it to ease the pain, eh? Well let me tell ye, there'll be NO BUTTER IN HELL!!
Mr. Meyerberg: Tell me, Miss Poste, do you care about walking?
Flora Poste: What about it?
Mr. Meyerberg: Well I thought we could go on nature walks together, discussing literature and such. But I better warn you, I'm pretty susceptible...
Flora Poste: Well then, perhaps we should postpone the walks 'till the weather's a bit finer. It'd be too bad if your book were held up because you caught a cold.
Mr. Meyerberg: I'm talking about sex, Miss Poste!
Cousin Amos (walking in at the wrong moment): FORNICATORS!
Aunt Ada: I saw something nasty in the woodshed!
Hollywood producer: Sure you did. But did it see you, baby?
From the movie Moon Child:
During a shoot-out between Gackt/Sho and other guys:
Hyde/Kei (nodding towards Gackt/Sho): There's a hole in your jacket...
Gackt/Sho: (looks down quickly to find that Hyde/Kei is, in fact, correct, then starts shooting at people) This cost me a lot, assholes!