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Care to guess where I'm from? Finland has over 88 000 lakes- my country has more. (Another clue at the bottom of the page).
3. Teeny's showing his new home to some of his friends.
- I've decorated it after my own thoughts.
- Yeah, it seems a bit empty.
5. Yesterday our 10 month old daughter took her first sixteen steps.
- Yeah, she fell down the stairs!
7. Two grains of sand were out walking in the desert.
Then one grain said:
- Hey, I think we're being followed.
10. A man was out walking in town, when he suddenly saw two guys, behaving oddly. One whent and dug holes in the ground, while the other walked behind refilling them with soil.
- What are you doing?, the man asked.
One of them then said:
- Well, You see we're tree planters, and we're supposed to be three, but the guy putting in the trees is sick today...
14. - Why are you standing infront of the mirror with your eyes closed?
- Because I want to know how I look when I'm sleeping.
15. A father to his daughter:
- Why are you caughing when you just got your medicine?
- But it was caugh syrup...
16. The phone rings at mrs. Johnsson's.
- Good day, it's from the county office, a man said.
We've now got a spot open for Your son at the daycare Buttercup.
- I'm afraid he's not home, mrs. Johnsson answered.
He got drafted a month ago.
19. Why is your little girl crying?
- She's dug a hole in the sand, and now she wants to take it home.
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The following lines have come from some stories on my favourites list... I dare You to find out wich ones! ;
I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons
Finally content with a past I regret
I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness
For once I'm at peace with myself...
--I'm Moving On by Rascal Flatts
'No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain; its impressions are unmistakable' - The Marquis de Sade, In Horror
'My heart was fashioned to be susceptible of love and sympathy, and when wrenched by misery to vice and hatred, it did not endure the violence of the change without torture such as you cannot even imagine' - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein.
‘Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.’ - William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
‘Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth’ - Christina Rossetti
‘Things without all remedy should be without regard: what’s done is done’ – William Shakespeare, Macbeth
‘In old days there were angels who came and took men by the hand and led them away from the city of destruction. We see no white-winged angels now.’ – George Eliot, Silas Marner
‘She was beginning to understand that evil is not absolute, and that good is often an occasion more than a condition.’ - Gilbert Parker, Pierre And His People
‘Nobility, rank, fortune, position – how proud they make a man feel! What have you done to afford such privileges? Taken the trouble to be born – nothing more!’ – Beaumarchais, The Marriage of Figaro
She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellowed to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
/-- From “She Walks In Beauty Like the Night” by Lord Byron
Art thou pale for weariness
Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,
Among the stars that have a different birth,
And ever changing, like a joyless eye
That finds no object worth its constancy?
/-- Percy Bysshe Shelley
"Good-Bye," I said to my conscience--
"Good-bye for aye and aye,"
And I put her hands off harshly,
And turned my face away;
And conscience smitten sorely
Returned not from that day.
But a time came when my spirit
Grew weary of its pace;
And I cried: "Come back, my conscience;
I long to see thy face."
But conscience cried: "I cannot;
Remorse sits in my place."
/-- “Conscience and Remorse” by Paul Laurence Dunbar
Another clue as to where I'm from:
12. A young boy is looking at a car. He then asks an older man what kind of car it is.
- It's a Volvo, the man answers.
The boy walks around the car, and says:
- It's not a Volvo, it's a Mitsubishi.
- I know, but if I say that, my dentures will fall out.
Some favourite websites:
www.funnyordie.com (The Landlord video by Will Ferrell is a must!)
www.spaceweather.com (Weather and odd, scientific-, occourencies in space and on earth)
www.imdb.com (Find out whatever You want on movies, series, their creators and actors as well as news about what's on the silver screen)
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/889262/breenieweenie (Links to some of the best fanmade trailers - that just happens to be for fanfics!)
Some of my top favorites:
Deserted Challenges http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5164637/1/Deserted_Challenges
All That is Wrong http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2691475/1/
Love in the Library http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2735202/1/
Blood Bound: A Vampire Story http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3705709/1/
The Curse That Went Awry http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1571991/1/
Curse of the Mistletoe http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2289190/1/
Hot Coffee http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3675195/1/
No title yet http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2106687/1/
Order Of The Dragon http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3664451/1/
Strange and Beautiful http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3701224/1/
The Unforgettable Notch http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4051331/1/
Mariasama Is Glaring http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3608183/1/
Four Seasons of You and Me http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4539088/1/
Draco Hates People http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2081591/1/
The Greatest (sequel to The End) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4935975/1/The_Greatest
And Then You Found Me http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4443743/1/
No Defense For You / Aucune Defense Pour Toi http://www.fanfiction.net/s/459617/1/ / http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4238384/1/
I Never Wanted the Stupid World Anyway http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3152101/1/
PS I Love You http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4044981/1/
Harry Potter and The Veela Girls http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5254309/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Veela_Girls
Belonging to eachother http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3615681/1/