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25All Knowing Elf » Based on the movies. Legolas gets a dose of his own medicine when nobody responds to his random words of wisdom the way he expects! Scenes will be re-written to accomodate our elvish hero's idiocy. Some Legolas-bashing, open to requests.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, updated: 4/21/09 published: 6/15/08, Legolas
73NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! » The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 16k+, favs: 21, follows: 26, updated: 4/17/09 published: 4/30/08
7 Of Soapboxes and Despotism Fluffy first date ficlet based entirely on dialogue. Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 588, favs: 7, 10/5/08, Harry P. Ginny W.
2 She Chilling one-shot about a character who, as far as I can tell, has never been written about before- especially in this manner. Many clues, and metaphors...a history from her dark perspective. Slight gore. REVISED
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 10/5/08