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When Count Dooku sends the Jedi Hunter Droid to rescue Cad Bane from Shaak Ti and her clones, Asajj Ventress realizes she must prove her worth to Dooku and intervenes.Star Wars, K+, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/30/09, A. Ventress Count Dooku
32Twilight Gangsta Raps! »
This is a random rap about Twilight from Bella and Edward's point of view if they were gangstas. It also contains a rap with Jacob, Bella and friends if they were gangstas in New Moon and a rap about the events in Eclipse.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 8, updated: 3/28/09 published: 2/10/09, Bella Edward
19War Hexagons »
The second installment in the lives of the Baudelaires, Widdershins, and Quagmires is being released to the public after the success of the romantic Love Hexagons. The teens must face the darker side of V.F.D. in this novella. Will they survive?Series Of Unfortunate Events, K+, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 2/10/09 published: 3/4/08, VFD Lemony S.
32A Series of Hilarious and Unfortunate Events »
Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.Series Of Unfortunate Events, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 19, follows: 12, updated: 12/7/08 published: 3/9/08, Sunny B. Klaus B.
The Ministry Of Magic
Many years after the second war against Voldemort, a young girl reluctantly attends a summer internship at the Ministry of Magic. There she is trusted to keep the secrets of the Ministry including the many found in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure & Fantasy, words: 525, 8/12/08, Ron W. Hermione G.
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Anakin Gets The Pink Slip And Revenge »
What would of happened if Anakin was fired for being too aggriessive? How would he get revenge against the Jedi Order? What if Padme fought back too? How would Palpatine or Obiwan feel? Find out in this humorous and exciting novel! PG: Mild ViolenceStar Wars, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 3/16/08 published: 12/26/07, Anakin Skywalker Padmé Amidala
19 Carmelita and the Magical Tap Shoes »
In the Grim Grotto, almost every character goes insane. Esme gets obsessed with noodles, Carmelita won't stop tapping, and Klaus gets a bloody nose. The insaneness returns in the Penultimate Peril and after The End. Rated PG: Slapping and Bloody NosesSeries Of Unfortunate Events, K+, English, Humor & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 6, updated: 2/22/08 published: 1/2/08, Carmelita S. Esme S.
8 The Extreme XOver
Harry Potter ASOUE HONK mainly, but there is a bunch of stuff in here. It's hilarious! A must read fro anyone who has heard of any of these three things!X-overs, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 2/12/08
4 HONK ing Off
This is a really funny thing. It's not very long, but it's hilarious.Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Humor & Humor, words: 390, favs: 2, updated: 1/16/08 published: 1/14/08
30 Love Hexagons »
True love comes at a price. The Baudelaires have returned. The teens live near each other. It sounds like a perfect love story. But mysteries of V.F.D. still surrond the Baudelaires. Rated PG: Violence and LoveSeries Of Unfortunate Events, K+, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 1/5/08 published: 12/22/07, Violet B. Klaus B.