My Gender? You guess it!

This One is my own creation

Me : Hey, Everybody are unique and different in their own ways, right?

Logic : Yes, They're-

Poet : Yes~!! That's what made we all so Beautiful~

(Go Away! You're not needed for this part! Go back to Shakespeare already!)

Poet : Buu! Life is nothing but meeting and parting. I guess I should do the later now!

Logic : Let me continue! I said, Yes, They're different individual with varying quality.

Me : But Everybody must conform to the rules and cultures and morals, right?

Logic : Yes, it is what people must do.

Me : Doesn't that makes everybody the same boring person? Doing the same as everybody else do? Molded into the same thing?

Logic : To achieve peace, people needs to do it.

Me : ... If that's true, then everybody are the same! We should become the same and yet We're all different. So by proxy that means being different is acceptable since it is the same as everybody else!

Logic : ...I think you fail ME forever...

~Copy And Paste, I Got quite many!!

Really Stupid Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded and underlined, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!!

(~Well, I bolded criteria that I fit and not the Stereotypes... Its up to you actually~)

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (I will move there in a heartbeat)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (Maybe if my country turned out to be a guy.)
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday.
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

Stop CHILD ABUSE!! If you don't want it then why would somebody else want to be ABUSED?!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this.)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (Like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave'm in the middle.)

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Isupportthisahundredpercent

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that one day the snow will melt and flood the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that when another ice age comes, most of the human population will become cannibals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =D
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, JapanManiac
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, JapanManiac
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer,Cloud Envy, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, Crazy PurpleSage, JapanManiac

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile
If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever needed a witty comeback to keep your social status but couldn't think of one, then two hours later you think of the perfect thing to say, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like your OC's,copy and paste this to your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile! If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, PeridotSwan, JapanManiac

If you pledge to respect everyone, no matter what religion, race, or gender they are, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think aliens are really out there, and the only reason they haven't contacted us is because they think we're stupid, copy and paste this into your profile Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile If you ever started posting a fan fiction but forgot it for months, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile (We lack hot guys and so Anime Bishonen should really start to popping up in the real world! 'side, there isn't any living man half as hot as anime/manga ones~!) If you are obsessed with fan fiction, copy this into your profile
If you've ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, Copy this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (Well, I would actually say ''Took you long enough! the others figure it out way~ Back then'') If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this (You really don't want to know... Sometimes its so corny and sick, A kid my age really shouldn't have those!!) If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. (It was fun too! People say its creepy but who cares~?)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile (Yes, I'm one of the few who even still listens to Classical And Pop, I'm too random~ I don't even like Rap! And I'm outdated way back) If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile (Her forehead went red instantly~) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Way too many to list, one for everybody!)
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile (I don't even have weekends anymore! too busy..)
If you are a POKEMON fanatic, copy this! If you like classical music, copy and paste this.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xemnas! Or as we used to call him, Mansex!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Hmm, Maleficent? Don't like Old Big Bad Witch/Dragon~

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Traverse Town ~The Theme and Place is Very Relaxing!~

6. Least Favorite World?

Probably Monstro...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oblivion, Simple and Powerful?!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

...Kingdom Key...Not That Much Actually~

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

SoKai, Since it also mean Namixas!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Any with Xemnas in it (BRRR!! _

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Ummm, CloudZexion?

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Maleficent with Pete!

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Let's see... People bashing Kairi and most of the girls! They're not bad~ Yaoi is ruining your mind if you bash girl just because they got in the way of your boys pairing!!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

...Dunno but NOT Donald!!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Errr, to some extend~

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Just because he's quiet does not mean he's Emo... but DUDE!! Have you take a look at him?! He's the epitome of Emo!! Hah, he got Erk disease from Fire Emblem!!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Maybe, but I believe that his destiny is Larxene...

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Heck NO!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, Because like Sora and Kairi, They're made for each other!! Literally!!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Errr...Um...Aaaah... That its a past version of Kingdom Hearts and We'll get to see Adorable little Sora and Riku running around but not Kairi since she has not arrive yet?

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, no! Not at all!...But it is kinda hard...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Riku... He's hot and FREE!! Since the other good boys are taken, I'd say I'll take the last one!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora? We're cheerful and love sunny day. 'side he look like he's the type to love Rain too~

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I tried to talk about it in school and find some friends...Only to discover at the end of our conversation that they hadn't been talking about it all along!! -EEEPPP!!, Wrong TOPIC!!-

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No! I'd like to go as Kairi or Namine but as I'm too fat... I'll settle with Maleficent! Huge Cloak hide Flabs ... Is that what she's hiding all along?

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

I dunno? When they're first eaten by Monstro?

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Ugh, Sephiroth...

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Character Development, Hot Boys, Roxas, Older Character, and Such~

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner!

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku (Sorry, but Roxas is already taken!!)

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora (Both is taken... But Sora is Cuter! Roxas's cooler though)

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx (He's so adorable... Though I like Pyromaniacs too~)

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas!

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx (Roxas belong to Namine!!)

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu fruit!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud (Both are Emo either way~!!)

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi! (Aerith is for ZACK!!)

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

Roxas, Sora, Riku, Demyx, Leon, Cloud, Zexion, Ven, and Terra

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Um... Super Smash Bros Brawl but with Melee Character and FE 6, 7, 9, and 10

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora look a lot like Taichi from Digimon while Ven's picture remind me of Guy from TotA and Flynn from ToV...

Well, there is many more but I need to remember it first...

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 DAYS!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH 2 since it has more hot boys!! Though KH1 is pretty cool and I love it way much!!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The Hot Boys!! Man, there is Sora, Roxas, Riku, Cloud, Leon, and much-much other!! The girl is also totally cute!!

For the people of the Kingdom Hearts fandom who know Organization XIII, see if you can decipher this:

I was brought into this world as proof of my existence:
On the day of Luxord+Axel Or 2Demyx

In the month of Axel

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Vexen

I'm Xion years old. You could also say that I'm Roxas+Xemnas years old.

My favourite number is Xigbar

But my lucky number is Axel And Xion

If you get it, put your own on your profile

Alternate Names :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Tarizzle (...? Sound like a monster name to me!!)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black Bird (Not Blue Bird, this one gave you baad~ Luck!! )

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Indri Interkota (WTF??)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Haltaman (There's something wrong with it... Sound like it come from some cheesy Superhero Movie...)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Silver Sprite (Some type of ghost...?)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alisfta (WTF?? How do you pronounce that?!)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Osman (LOL)

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Dino (She's almost dead though, leaving about 30-40 children behind... Too many pups!!)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Date (o.0, Sound like Grope Date!!)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Rurunia Shipyard (LOLx2)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose -- Me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

" The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind"

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you"

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you"

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left"

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you"

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you"

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life"

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile. (This touches my heart so much...)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with a another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to deal with society hating me.

I am a the man who stopped attending church, not becuase I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Copy This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Fave Quotes (From actual Manga/Game/Book etc.)

Axel: Silly, just because you have a next life...
- Axel, KH2

Leon: Think you can handle this many?
Cloud: Well, might be tough if one more shows up.
Leon: Then that'll be the one I take care of.
Cloud: What, you're fighting, too?
- Cloud and Leon, KH2

Fave Quotes (From Fanfics)

Writer: Lovebites and Popcorn

Axel: “Oooh. Violence! Kinky. Very kinky.”

Roxas: “Shut up.”

Axel: “And kiss you?”

Roxas: “No. Just shut up.”

Axel: “Okay.”

- Back to You

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Axel: “And just when exactly were you going to let me in on the fact that he’s… I dunno… your second cousin?”

Sora: “Thought you wouldn’t want to know… the… details.”

Axel: “It’s aaall about the details, man. But yeah… no, you’re totally right about that. I so didn’t want to know.”

Sora: “He is real pretty to look at…”

Axel: “He’s related to you! He’s your second cousin!”

Sora: “My very, very hot second cousin."

Axel: “Dude. That is just wrong on so many different levels that I don’t even want to list them.”

- Mashed Potatoes and Family Reunions

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I decided to investigate. And curiosity killed me.

It was Axel.

- Lenghty Drives and Stupid People

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Cloud: “Oh, well, I think it’s gonna be Roxas who’ll be needing protection.”

Axel: “Please do tell me who you were referring to when you said ‘creep’?”

Roxas: “You.”

Axel: “Hmm, well, okay. Let’s get one thing straight here, Roxy—”

Roxas: “Call me that again and I will rip yo—”

Axel: “—I won’t go groping your friend Sorwhatsit—”

Sora: “It’s SORA!”

Axel: “—Scout’s honour. No, I was never a scout. But hey, take my word for it. I neeeever lie.”

Cloud: “You never lie?”

Axel: “Neeeeeeever. Besides, what’s so special about Sora?”

Sora: “I’m standing right here!”

Axel: “Yeah, whatever, kid. I ain’t blind. As I was saying, I’ve got my sights set on someone else.”

Roxas: "Fuck. So it was me that first time. Not Sora. Oh, goddammit!”

Axel: “What? You thought I was hitting on that guy? No way!”

Sora: “Aw, man! Stop dissin’ me!”

- Your Daily Caffeine Fix

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Rikku: “Yeah, but you’re Strifeman! Nana-nana-nana-nana STRIFEMAN!”

- Your Daily Caffeine Fix

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Rikku: “Gee, I wonder. If you poke him with something sharp, d’you think he’ll start bleeding copious amounts of Red Bull?”

Cloud: “That’s… highly likely.”

Rikku: “Does he have a name?”

Cloud: “Oh, hell no. You are not calling him Soraman.”

Rikku: “… Wasn’t gonna.”

Cloud: “Suuuure.”

- Your Daily Caffeine Fix

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“Huh… You may have a point there. Okay, whatever. Let me give you a demonstration on how to make a banana milkshake. Cuz, you know—” Axel wriggled his eyebrows and grinned widely, “my milkshake toooootally brings all the boys to the yard.”

- Your Daily Caffeine Fix

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say, "RUN BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say "It’s because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this!!

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. I’ll be nice and include 12 new characters!

1. Taichi Yagami

2. Yamato Ishida

3. Sora Takenouchi

4. Koushirou Izumi

5. Mimi Tachikawa

6. Jyou Kido

7. Takeru Takaishi

8. Hikari Yagami

9. Daisuke Motomiya

10. Ken Ichijouji

11. Miyako Inoue

12. Iori Hida

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Jyou and Miyako? I think I have but it is not something I want to relieve...Shudder

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kou-chan is hot but not as hot as his hair.

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, unfortunately... Not that I hate him...

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
...I think My brain just imploded...

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
There is something wrong with both pairing... But Mimi/Ken since Dai is too busy with Hikari

6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
He remind her of another boy, one who is almost lost to the darkness as well. They're not leaders, but lone wolfs are precious too...

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Only if its siblings fluff... Of course there is!

8. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Chasing after Angel's light

9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ken : WORMMON!!

10. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Amazing Grace, a song about how somebody is saved. I think Hikari will be the one who save them.

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Taichi/Jyou/Iori : Warning!! Crack and totally pointless ride ahead!!

12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ken: What an amazing voice you have, Senpai! What if we discuss it over coffee?

13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Days ago... a Yamato/Mimi... Princess and the Wolf makes a good pairing!

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

My version:

Taichi and Takeru are in a happy relationship until Daisuke runs off with Koushirou. Taichi, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Miyako and a brief unhappy affair with Iori, then follows the wise advice of Mimi and finds true love with Sora.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

15. Name of this fanfic?
'One Pandemonium staircase to True Love'

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Tsunayoshi Sawada

2. Gokudera Hayato

3. Yamamoto Takashi

4. Mukuro Rokudo

5. Chrome Dokuro

6. Kyouya Hibari

7. Ryohei Sasagawa

8. Kyoko Sasagawa

9. Haru Miura

10. Reborn

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
"What are doing here? Hibari's bed would probably better for you!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Don't laugh!! GO NOW!!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"...Tsuna, Did you give Mukuro sugar again?! I think he's delusional!!"

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
That would be nice! I think Chrome is the type that can cook, though maybe only simple dish.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
...tiptoed quietly, in hope not to wake him...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"GO EXTREMEEEEEE FAMILYYYYYY!!"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Kyoko tried Bianchi special menu of the day. It took her a week to recover.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
"Hey, at least they're half-way more normal than you are!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Not that it's unusual. I'd rather be ignored by Reborn than for him to be interested in me!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Tsuna will cry but then Reborn shot him and He'll be my cool, spicy Hero!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
"Cih, Useless Woman!" but he'll still bandage my leg and carry me to the hospital.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Some Baseball equipment and a special dinner at Takesushi!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Do nothing, Laugh Creepily, and when I was ready to faint...IT WAS ALL THAT BASTARD'S ILLUSION!!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
"Don't worry...I'm sure...it was not...as bad...as you...think..." AKA encourage me shyly.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
He fainted and when he do wakes up : "HOW CAN YOU MARRY A BABY?!"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"DON'T WORRY!! I'M SURE THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS THAT ARE MORE EXTREME THAN HIM!!"

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Make a large flag to wave around and scream her encouraging words.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Shoot me, maybe? Probably...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's cute, cool, spicy, strong, caring, kind and a heir to the strongest mafia family ever...all in one lovely package!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
I'd tell him, "Go for your true love, she'll understand your obsession pretty well!"

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Of course! Yamamoto and his dad is carefree and relaxed, just like me!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Mukuro's not going to be happy but it'll be the dream of all HibaChrome fans!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Um...Figuratively or Literally? If it's Hibari then probably literally...I don't want to join those girls!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
...Does my hairstyle looks that EXTREME?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Don't worry. I think there's already a perfect prince for you! Now, if only we could get his shy ass here to confess...

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Um...I don't swing quite that way... And She's still obsessed about Tsuna!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Whaa? Whoa, I think I need to clean my eyes and get a brain whitener...What did I eat for lunch anyway?

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
I think I should warn Tsuna... Let's just hope Mukuro doesn't do anything to his brain!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Ahh, I would love for that to happen but pity Tsuna for years to come~

Would 2 trust 5?
Not really, considering She's Mukuro's Double.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
I don't think Reborn would be very happy about that Mukuro...Meet you at your next Reincarnation then!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Not PE for sure...Maybe some general study...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Um...Mince RAW meat?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Something EXTREME and have something to do with cute things...ZOO KEEPER!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Yes, Kyoko looks like a good housewife and have good taste. Though, make sure you remind her not to cut the pineapple, Chrome!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No...I don't think Hibari have a preference for something like that...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Reborn is probably telling Haru about all the embrassing things Tsuna had done.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!" and gunshots was heard all over Namimori.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
He would not apologize and She'll be mad. "I don't like you that way! That was for Juudaime!"

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Poor Chrome... Hope She'll still be there when he's gone!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
"Um... I'm sorry, It seems that the postman made a terrible mistake!" Bows lowly 'I did it on purpose though'

7 won the lottery?
He would shouted about how EXTREME the lottery is and use the money to buy Kyoko something nice.

8 had quite a big secret?
Kyoko : "I like Tsuna too, since last year. And I do know about his crush on me, I'm just too shy to say it!"

9 became a singer?
She'd Rock on!

10 got a daughter?
WHAT?! How could a baby have a daughter?!

What would 1 think of 2?
Tsuna thought of Gokudera as a dear friend. Now, if only he could get rid of his obsession...

How would 3 greet 4?
Yamamoto : "Hey! Ah, You're that Kokuyo student!"

What would 4 envy about 5?
Mukuro : Chrome is still innoncent... unlike me...

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Hibari is fighting Mukuro and she couldn't stop them…

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Hibari and Ryohei? They're probably the same age and they like to fight

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Kyoko throwing herself at danger for him

Where would 8 meet 9?
Kyoko would meet Haru at a cake shop or a boutique

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Nothing. Haru thinks Reborn as a cute, nice kid

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Nothing! Reborn is not afraid of anything, least of all Tsuna!

Is 3 Gay?
For Gokudera or Hibari or Tsuna or Squalo? He is!!

How do you feel right now?
Pretty weirded out since this makes a bigger sense than I thought it would be!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. yamiyugi23, Shatatomyo, Japanmaniac