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Hey I'm Shayanne, I'm 19 years old and im from London, England baby!!
My favorite shows are: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Angel, Ugly Betty, Glee, Smallville, Heores, and then there's the other English stuff like: Waterloo Road, Hotel Babylon, and Take Me Out! Love it!
My fav books are : Harry Potter, Naughts and Crosses series, Twilight series, A Series of Unfortunate events and "His Dark Materials"
I'm a weirdo and I admit it. And LOOK i've got something on Fictionpress too! http://www.fictionpress.com/u/643943/
Well hello there!
I love stories on here and I cant get enough of them ESPECIALLY stories that involve fluffy scenes with my fav pairings: 10Doctor/Rose and Jack/Ianto. They are the best pairings ever.
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
T'was on Jokergirl4ever's page. I remember those days!
Now for the real important stuff!
My Ships Dude!
Doctor Who: 10DOCTOR/ROSE!! THEY ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER!! Donna/Lee (that guy off Forest of the dead) Martha (yuk)/Tom Milligan
Torchwood: JACK/IANTO!! They soooooo belong together. Gwen/Rhys, Owen/Tosh - So sad that they didn't get it together before they died!
Angel: Cordelia/Angel!! Love them together! (Also i hate Conner/Cordy I think they are disgusting together - eww) Gunn/Fred, Wesley/Faith (from Buffy)
Ugly Betty: DANIEL/BETTY!! I LOOOVE THEM TOGETHER I hate all Hetty's or Benry's or whatever you might call Henry and Betty together. Also I hate Hate HATE Daniel/Molly and Betty/Matt!!
Criminal Minds: Derek/Penelope!!!! This pairing needs to be on the show!! Hotch/Beth, Spencer/Emily, JJ/Will, Rossi/Erin (lol)
Glee: OK so I think i'm pretty weird, but i've got to say that my favourite pairing is Brittany/Artie!! I love them! (They are soo cute - even if they don't last.)
Smallville: Clark/Chloe!! (I'm Chlarky all the way) Lana/Lex (I hate Lana! And I think that her and Lex suit each other as they are both EVIL!!) Jimmy/Kara Lois/Oliver Lionel/Martha
Charmed: Leo/Piper, Cupe (or Cupid)/Phoebe, Henry/Paige, Billie/NO-ONE!! lol
Gilmore Girls: Lorelei/Luke, Rory/Logan, Dean/Lynsey ( i probably havent spelt that right) Laine/Zach, and a bit of Rory/Jess
Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Luna/Neville, Lavender/Dean, Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia, Draco/Pansy, Remus/Tonks, Hagrid/Olympe.
Naughts and Crosses: Callum/Sephy!!
Knife Edge: Sonny/Sephy
Checkmate: Sonny/Sephy Callie Rose/Tobey
Double Cross: Callie Rose/Tobey
Twilight: BELLA/EDWARD (who doesn't love them together??)
New Moon: Bella/Edward! and everyone else
Breaking Dawn: Bella/Edward
NOW 4 SOME RANDOM DOCTOR WHO STUFF!!!
Doctor: "It's sonic. Totally sonic. I am SONIC!"
Jack: "A sonic WHAT?"
Jack: (sniggers) "Who has a sonic screwdriver?"
Doctor: "I DO!"
Jack: "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'woohoo, this could be a little more sonic'?"
Doctor: "What you've never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"
-Ninth Doctor and Captain Jack, "The Doctor Dances"
Mickey: "What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"
The Tenth Doctor: "Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective."
-"The Girl in the Fireplace"
Doctor: (disappointed) Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! (Rose looks annoyed) Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
Rose: I wanted to say (Imitating Queen Victoria) "We are not amused". Bet you five quid I can make her say it.
The Doctor: Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.
Rose: Ten quid?
The Doctor: Done
-"Tooth and Claw" Series 2
Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter.
The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven- oh, I cried!
The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later!
William Shakespeare: Is that a promise, Doctor?
The Doctor: Oooh, 57 academics just punched the air!
Donna: He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures ... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
MY FAVORITE LINES!!
The Doctor: You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body". (ha. funny!)
-"The Doctor's Daughter" - Series 4
The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of... wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
Sally: (absently) Started well, that sentence.
The Doctor: (reflecting) It got away from me, yeah.
- "Blink" (wicked episode!) - Series 3
Doctor Who. HEY. Doctor Who. - Love it!
Harry Potter Quotes!
Dumbledore: "We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on."
Harry: "Don't be silly, Hermonie. We need to confront the monster ourselves and risk getting hospitalized, just like we always do."
Hermione: "Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!"
Hermione: (To Ron) You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
Harry:(To Sirius)"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
Ron: "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
Ron: "Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron: "Could've been anything," said Ron. "Maybe he (Tom Riddle) got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would've done everyone a favor..."
Ron: "I love you, Hermione."
Ron: "And that's the second time we've saved your life tonight, you two-faced bastard!"
Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
Ron:"Bless him (Kreacher), and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!"
Ron: “And what in the name of Merlin’s most baggy Y Fronts was that about?"
Hermione: "Merlin's Pants!"
Hermione: "Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?"
Harry: "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
Harry: "I like a quiet life, you know me."
Fred and George: "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
Fred and George: "You two just Apparated on my knees!" said Ron "Yeah, well, it's harder in the dark --"
Fred and George: "Cheers," whispered George, wiping tears of laughter from his face.
"Oh, I hope she tries Vanishing them next...they multiply by ten every time you try..."
Fred and George: "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."
Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"
Fred and George: What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
Hermione and the twins: "So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she was saying, "and then there's A-"
"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
Fred and George: "Well, I certainly don't," said Percy sanctimoniously. "I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days."
"Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?" said Fred.
"That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway!" said Percy, going very red in the face. "It was nothing personal!"
"It was," Fred whispered to Harry as they got up from the table. "We sent it."
Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
I believe that homophobia is wrong. If you do to, please read this and copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
"All we've ever wanted,
is to look good naked,
hope that someone can take it.
God saved me rejection,
from my reflection,
I want perfection."
- Robbie Williams
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