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145It's Not Love, It's Lust (Hiatus) »
AU. College!fic. Scott is trying to run people over with the school cart, their college gets flooded and Stiles is enjoying the view of a shirtless Derek. Especially those abs of his... Especially everything of his... So what will Stiles do when he's told to work for Derek to pay off a debt? Sterek! Rating might change later. -Monkey-Teen Wolf, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 67k+, favs: 66, follows: 127, updated: 2/16/13 published: 9/29/12, Derek H. Stiles
1But I Read the Signs! (Hiatus) »
AU. Sasuke and Sai are partners again... for the third time. And all Sasuke wants is to tell his fangirls that he's gay. SaixSasuke -Cookee-Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 921, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 1/6/13 published: 12/31/11, Sai Sasuke U.
67Writer's Block (Hiatus) »
AU. Sasuke is a romance novelist who happens to get writer's block for the very first time. After seeing he can't get rid of it, his muse decides to show up to help. Just who is this muse and can he help Sasuke? Will Sasuke let him? SasuNaru -Monkey-Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 37k+, favs: 33, follows: 55, updated: 12/29/12 published: 9/12/10, Sasuke U. Naruto U.
86I'm the Favorite! (Hiatus) »
AU. Sequel to "Family Vacation." Light is a wonderful "mommy." Matt, Mello and Near want to prove which one of them he loves the most without Light suspecting anything. And L happily watches the chaos unfold. Family fic. LxLight. -Monkey-Death Note, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 9, words: 15k+, favs: 102, follows: 95, updated: 9/15/12 published: 1/6/12, L Light Y.
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Awkward Night
AU. Daisuke and Takeru come home late and unfortunately stumble upon something that'll probably give them nightmares for months, if not longer. As if it couldn't get any worse, they're stuck hiding in the bathroom until two causing their discomfort are done with each other. Next time, they were going to party all night long. TaichixYamato. -Monkey-Digimon, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 1, 7/3/12, Taichi Y./Tai K. Yamato I./Matt
50 Family Vacation »
AU. "Welcome to the Strip! How may I take your virginity?" Light knew it was a bad idea to take a road trip with L and the kids to Vegas of all places. LxLight. Family Fic. -Monkey-Death Note, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 14k+, favs: 90, follows: 49, updated: 6/19/12 published: 2/5/11, L Light Y.
6 Chasing You
AU. Tyson's on the run from Kai's fanclub... again. And on Valentine's Day too. Implied KaixTyson. -Monkey-Beyblade, T, English, Humor, words: 666, favs: 12, follows: 1, 2/13/12, Kai H. Tyson G./Takao K.
1 The Club
AU. Itachi takes Sasuke to a club where, of course, his attention must be caught by the blonde dancing his heart out. But not for the usual reasons. SasuNaru. -Monkey and Cookee-Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 1/23/12, Sasuke U. Naruto U.
5Kiss, Kiss (Hiatus)
Sasuke's quick to turn Sakura down, but what if Naruto asked him out? He'd make fun of him of course. SasuNaru AU oneshot -Cookee-Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 7, 1/16/12, Sasuke U. Naruto U.
5 The Devil on My Bed
AU. Naruto tries to be seme. Sasuke isn't going to let that happen without a fight. SasuNaru -Cookee-Naruto, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 1/12/12, Sasuke U. Naruto U.
119A Fortunate Twist of Fate (Hiatus) »
AU. Jehu and Haou go to a shrine to find out who their red string of fate is attached to only to find out that they're soul mates! Having gotten off to a rough start, will they fall in love or will they prove fate wrong? DarkSpiritshipping -Monkey-Yu-Gi-Oh GX, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 55k+, favs: 89, follows: 67, updated: 12/23/11 published: 3/30/10, Johan A./Jesse A. Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
5 The Holidays
AU-ish. Toshio is alone during the holidays but someone leaves him a present. Why? And what could it be? -Monkey-Grudge, K+, English, words: 738, favs: 6, 11/11/11
5 Texting in Class
AU. Sanzo notices with irritation that his students aren't paying him any attention and are too busy with their phones. What does he do? SanzoxGoku -Monkey-Saiyuki, T, English, Humor, words: 868, favs: 24, follows: 2, 11/11/11, G. Sanzo Goku S.
9 We Used to Do It
Canon-ish. Ikuto keeps trying to coax Tadase into doing "it" with him. What is "it" exactly? Implied IkutoxTadase, IkutoxAmuxTadase -Monkey-Shugo Chara!, T, English, Humor, words: 886, favs: 18, follows: 1, 3/5/11, Ikuto T. Tadase H.
5 Banned
AU. Kai's ranting about there needing to be a sugar ban at school. Tyson and Max slip some sugar into his coffee and Kai has an... interesting reaction to it. Implied shounen-ai. -Monkey-Beyblade, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, 3/5/11, Kai H.
7 Ranting Face
AU. Ed rants about horror movies as Roy takes them on a date to, yup, a horror movie. Isn't that a great idea? RoyxEd -Monkey-Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 12, 12/21/10, Roy M. Edward E.
5 Seven Years
AU. Sasuke breaks a mirror, Sai laughs and Sasuke has a lot of bad luck for the next seven years. Yeah, that sounds about right. SaixSasuke -Monkey-Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 887, favs: 9, follows: 2, 12/21/10, Sai Sasuke U.
3 Worth It
AU. Because sometimes, no matter what other people think, Kai does have a heart. And Tala decides to give him a little something he thought Kai would like after another round of spying on him. TalaxKai -Monkey-Beyblade, K+, English, Humor, words: 971, favs: 9, 11/18/10, Tala Kai H.
7 The School is on Crack
AU. The whole school except Sasuke is on crack! Or the writer's are at least. xP The name says it all. Poor, poor Sasuke, the victim of all the chaos and the nude drawing Sai wants to do. SaixSasuke -Monkey and Cookee-Naruto, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 10/8/10, Sai Sasuke U.
29 Chain Letters »
AU. Voodoo dolls and chain letters haunt the gang! But if Johan and Judai aren't behind this, who is? All this bad luck can't be just a coincidence, can it? Spiritshipping, Idolshipping, Tomorrowshipping, and Egoshipping! crack -Monkey-Yu-Gi-Oh GX, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 50, follows: 14, updated: 9/12/10 published: 1/30/10, Johan A./Jesse A. Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.