Notice: All fics besides 444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris are being put on hold in order for me to finally work on my book series I want published.

Vital Stats:

Name: You can call me Wolf

Age: Teenage, but if you round to the ten's place, I would go to twenty.

Sex: Female. I used to say gender for this portion of my stats, but apparently, according to my sociology class, gender is the behavioral difference of masculinity and feminity whereas sex is the biological. Neopets had me saying gender for both all these years.

Personality Type: A solid ESFP! Here's me in a nutshell... "I've decided. I'm going to do something really stupid!" I'm a martial arts addict and a writing savant! Um, words for me...idealistic, hotheaded, loyal, brave, sometimes cocky, reckless, impatient, thoughtful, and stubborn to a fault!

Faith: Christianity.

Physical activity: Martial arts, sparring, weightlifting, kayaking, basketball, swimming, running

Hobbies: Writing, martial arts, hanging with friends and family, video gaming, eating, mahjong, shield surfing, training montages...

Favorite Books: The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm, Skulduggery Pleasant, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fight Club, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Alex Rider, Sherlock Holmes, Daniel X

Favorite Music Artists: Nobuo Uematsu, The Seatbelts, L'Arc en Ciel, 30 Seconds to Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Yoko Shimomura, Queen, Yoshida Brothers, All Time Low, Skillet, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Bon Jovi, Cartel, Relient K, James Durbin, Adele, Wolves at the Gate, Switchfoot, 3 Doors Down, David Crowder Band, Dragonforce, John Williams, Rascal Flatts, The Fray

Favorite shows: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Psych, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Impractical Jokers, TMNT, Transformers, Scrubs, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged Series, Pokemon: Original series and Johto Journeys, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Favorite Movies: Star Trek, The Avengers (and any movie with one of them), Dark Knight Saga, Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conquerer of Shamballa, Up, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Indiana Jones, The A-Team, The Princess Bride, The Karate Kid, Real Steel, The Muppets, National Treasure...

...Specifically, Disney Movies: Mulan, The Lion King, Hercules, Aladdin, Tangled, Beauty and the Beast, Up, The Emperor's New Groove, Winnie the Pooh, Lilo and Stitch, Wreck-It Ralph, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, A Goofy Movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Treasure Planet, Tarzan, The Little Mermaid, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Brave

Play any video games? Tales series (Symphonia, Abyss, Vesperia, starting to get into more), Final Fantasy (IX, VII, IV, VI, X, Dissidia, Crisis Core), The World Ends With You, Portal (the puzzles confuse me, but it's funny!), Arkham Asylum, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Uncharted, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros

Comics and manga? Fullmetal Alchemist, Batman, Spider-Man, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja, Runaways, The Avengers, Knights of the Old Republic, Kingdom Hearts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, One Piece, Transformers, Deadpool, X-Men

Fictionpress Account:The Milky Pirate

DeviantArt Account (I'm still working on my artwork for this): Shadow-Katana

Tumblr: Red-Mage-Knight

Tropes that apply to me: Action Girl, Adorkable, Badass Longcoat, Berserk Button (Don't hurt my friends or underestimate me), Chaotic Good, Combat Pragmatist, Determinator, Genius Ditz, Genre Savvy, Guilt Complex, Idiot Savant, Mama Bear, Nice Girl, Wide-Eyed Idealist

Quotes:

Books, Songs, Videos, TV and Movies, etc.

"Kicking evil very hard in the face." Tagline of Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer

"If one sword has a power of 100, then using two swords would make it 200, right?" Lloyd Irving, Tales of Symphonia (I used to think this too...)

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." Optimus Prime, Transformers

"People die if they are killed." Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night

Edward Elric: "There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah… A heart made fullmetal." Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Real Life

Me: They're making a sequel to Up.
My sister: Aw.
Me: It's called Down and the threequel is titled Sideways. And then after that there's going to be At a Ninety Degree Angle.
My sister: ...Is this a joke?

My youth pastor: "Wait, so you want me to do an exorcism...on a toaster?"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter." –Dr. Seuss

"I think outside the box. That's why I poop next to the toilet!" My cousin

(When I called the local movie theater.)
Answering Machine: "Now playing: Transformers 2. Starring Optimus Prime."

"Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." Bruce Lee

Me: Would you classify MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice as gangster rap?
My friend: No. Not that they're not awesome, they just aren't...you know, gangsta.
Me: I inquire that you STOP...HAMMERTIME! This is the part where Thor dances.
My friend: Oh Thor, you crazy Norse.
Me: Thor's favorite brand of toothpaste is Arm and Hammer.
My friend: Hahahaha...you made me ink.

Me: The addition of feeties to pajamas automatically reduces someone's badassery by forty percent.

Cecil: What should I do? This touching background music makes me think that Golbez was giving me sound brother-to-brother advice earlier, but Firion and Saturday morning cartoons tell me that bad guys are constant liars that never go against the status quo...

Looks like I have to start slaughtering these common enemies until a cutscene makes me decide on who to believe! :D Random comment on the video for Cecil's Dissidia story

Friend: Tifa's all black outfit in Advent Children was the first step to nunhood! Nooooo!
Me: Hey, she's a pretty intense nun. Look at her, throwing silver-haired wannabes into her church pews with fighting piano music playing and her little step-orphan child looking on.
Friend: Comment actually makes sense with the church business...
Me: Tifa's a strict nun too. I bet she slaps Denzel and Marlene with a ruler whenever they mix drinks wrong. And then she calls them retards.

Fanfiction/Fan Art/Etc.

"Try not to undermine authority while I'm standing right here, Number Twelve," Xaldin said suddenly, pouring himself a cup of coffee and taking it black—LIKE HIS SOUL.
Rather, that should say "cream and two sugars". LIKE HIS SOUL. The narrator emphasizes that the lack of a heart does not turn everyone into a whiny, angsty, wrist-cutting loser. Those Lacking Spines

DiZ had then confronted Naminé — since she was the one responsible for the original memory loss, and equally responsible for Sora's eventual recovery (and he hated admitting that all of his wonderfully flashy monitors and sharpened pencils had zilch to do with the Keyblade Master and oodles to do with his dysfunctional Sims family, where even in pseudo-cyber-life Xehanort refused to obey his desultory dictates and instead busily went about the Sim lab yanking the Sim hearts out of Sim Twilight Town Struggle combatants). Disorganization

Leonardo: "I will avenge my father's honor by slaying you Karai!"(Grabs sword)
Splinter: "I forbid it Leonardo! You must not forget, she's the CreamyCheesyCake of my eye!"
Leo: (Angsty) "What about me!"
Splinter: "You never dressed up as cheese for me, my son." A Cheesy Tail of Romance

On the other hand, getting Leon in trouble with Tifa was like watching a car crash in an action movie; it typically involved lots of explosions and property damage and resulted in severe personal injury, but was highly entertaining for everyone else. All Your Base Are Belong To Us

FAVORITE CHARACTERS:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Izumi Curtis, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Ling Yao, Maes Hughes, Lan Fan, Olivier Armstrong, Van Hohenheim, Alex Louise Armstrong (KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!), Winry Rockbell, May Chang, Jean Havoc, Greed, Scar, Pinako Rockbell, Tim Marcoh, Major Miles, Trisha Elric, Buccaneer, Jerso, Zampano, Kain Fuery, Heinkel, Sheshka, Sig Curtis, Nina Tucker, Heymans Breda

TMNT: Leonardo, Raphael, Splinter, Michelangelo, Donatello, April, Karai, Casey, Ancient One, Leatherhead, Angel, Traximus, Hamato Yoshi

Final Fantasy:

VII: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Zack Fair, Aeris Gainsborough, Red XIII, Cid Highwind, Yuffie Kisaragi, Reno, Vincent Valentine, Angeal Hewley, Barret Wallace, Kunsel, Denzel, Marlene, Reeve Tuesti, Cissnei

IV: Cecil Harvey, Golbez, Kain Highwind, Rydia, Rosa Farrell, Cid, Tellah, Yang Fang Leiden, Edward Von Muir (I don't know why...)

IX: Zidane Tribal, Dagger, Beatrix, Vivi Orunitier, Beatrix, Eiko Carol, Blank, Marcus, Regent Cid, Adelbart Steiner, Doctor Tot, Mr. 288

VI: Terra Branford, Locke Cole, Edgar Figaro, Sabin Figaro, Setzer Gabbiani, Celes Chere, Shadow, Relm Arrowny, Gau, Strago Magus, Mog

Others: Auron, Tidus, Lulu, Yuna, Wakka, Jecht, Rikku, Kimarhi, Braska, Issaru (Final Fantasy X), Bartz Klauser, Lenna Tycoon, Faris Scherwiz, Galuf, Krile, Gilgamesh (Final Fantasy V), Warrior of Light (Dissidia)

Skulduggery Pleasant: Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant, Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Gordon Edgeley, Erskine Ravel, Fletcher Renn, Finbar Wrong, China Sorrows, Dexter Vex, Kenspeckle Grouse

Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd Irving, Kratos Aurion, Sheena Fujibayashi, Genis Sage, Presea Combatir, Regal Bryant, Colette Brunel, Raine Sage, Zelos Wilder, Martal, Yuan

Tales of the Abyss: Luke Fon Fabre, Guy Cecil, Tear Grants, Jade Curtiss, Ion, Anise Tatlin, Asch, Natalia Lavlandear, Mieu, Noelle, Legretta, Arietta, Peony, Nephry

Doctor Who: The Doctor, Clara Oswald, Rory Williams, Amy Pond, Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Wilfred Mott, Jack Harkness, River Song, Mickey Smith, Martha Jones, Jackie Tyler

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko, Aang, Katara, Iroh, Toph, Sokka, Suki, Foaming Mouth Guy, the Cabbage Merchant, Momo, Appa, King Bumi, Master Piando, Yue, Haru

Pokemon: Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Ash Ketchum, Charizard, Squirtle, Meowth, Cyndaquil, Misty, Brock, Totodile, Jessie, James

Top Fifty-Five Favorite Characters (Alphabetized by fandom): Toph, Zuko, Katara, Aang, Iroh (Avatar: The Last Airbender), Korra, Bolin (Avatar: Legend of Korra), Doctor, Clara Oswald, Rory Williams (Doctor Who), Cecil Harvey, Golbez (Final Fantasy IV), Terra Branford (Final Fantasy VI), Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII), Zidane Tribal, Beatrix, Vivi Orunitia (Final Fantasy IX), Auron, Tidus (Final Fantasy X), Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Izumi Curtis, Ling Yao, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Maes Hughes, Lan Fan, Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist), Neville Longbottom, Sirius Black (Harry Potter), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch), Pikachu (Pokemon), Shawn Spencer (Psych), John Watson (Sherlock), Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain (Skulduggery Pleasant), Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Jim Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Ben Skywalker (Star Wars), Lloyd Irving, Kratos Aurion, Sheena Fujibayashi, Genis Sage, Presea Combatir (Tales of Symphonia), Luke Fon Fabre, Guy Cecil, Jade Curtiss, Tear Grants (Tales of the Abyss), Michelangelo, Leonardo (TMNT), Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends With You)

Spiffy Copy & Paste-its

If you actually managed to defeat Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts II, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever caught a shiny Pokemon, copy and paste this and list which one(s) you captured. Do A Barrel Roll: Nidorina, Noctowl, and Pikachu.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Did anyone else notice that Belle NEVER kissed Beast while he was still a beast? ...Maybe she didn't like facial hair.

I've you've never imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so you could have her boyfriend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

In the TMNT episode "The Shredder Strikes Back: Part One", Leonardo single-handedly faced 41 sword-wielding Foot Ninja, three Foot Tech Ninja, the Purple Dragon leader Hun, the four Elite Ninja, and the Shredder himself in this episode. If you think that's hard core, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'd take Sharkboy over Jacob Black any day, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever chuckled darkly, copy and paste!

Sora and Ven and Roxas and Vanitas and Xion...Xehanort and Xemnas...Kairi, Namine, Xion...They're like Pokemon, they can evolve into another form!

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang coffee.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only break for falling Jedi Masters, I congratulate you.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Do they provide more lift or something?

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: You suck.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Those Who Fight section

Characters set to appear (cameo or starring): Warrior of Light, Garland, Firion, the Emperor, Onion Knight, Cloud of Darkness, Cecil, Golbez, Rosa, Kain, Rydia, Edge, the four Fiends, Bartz, Lenna, Faris, Galuf, Krile, Gilgamesh, Exdeath, Terra, Locke, Celes, Edgar, Sabin, Setzer, Shadow, Cyan, Kefka, Ultros, General Leo, Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Aerith, Zack, Red XIII, Cid Highwind, Vincent, Yuffie, Rufus, Jenova, Hojo, Squall, Laguna, Rinos, Seifer, Zidane, Garnet/Dagger, Vivi, Beatrix, Steiner, Freya, Eiko, Kuja, Brahne, Black Waltz, Zorn, Thorn, Tidus, Jecht, Yuna, Auron, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Seymour

Towns/Dungeons to appear somehow: Baron, Mist, Mount Ordeals, Narshe, the opera house, Figaro, Mobliz, the Veld, Kefka's tower, Midgar, Nibelheim, the Forgotten City, Cosmo Canyon, Alexandria, Lindblum, Madain Sari, the Lifa Tree, Treno, Zanarkand, Besaid, Bevelle

Coming Soon...

Kingdom Hearts

Therapeutic Insanity- A first class therapist finds himself facing one of the greatest challenges ever in the psychology department: understanding the chaotic brains and lives of the Kingdom Hearts characters.

The Princesses of Brass Ones- To prevent the Princess of Heart from being kidnapped, Aqua and a surprising cast of characters train the seven girls in the art of fighting, strategy, and blowing stuff up. Hilarity ensues. Warning: Drill sergeant Aqua and princesses with actual personalities...In which Aqua teaches the Princesses of Heart to grow a pair.

Final Fantasy VII

(Untitled): A freak accident in the Lifestream causes Rufus Shinra, our beloved company president, to switch places with Jenova, everyone's favorite alien monster mother head in a box. Hilarity ensues.

Dissidia: Final Fantasy

Mean Girls...Well, They Look Like Girls: Parody. Cecil Harvey, an uneducated teenage boy, moves from the moon with his brother Golbez and comes across animal territory...high school. Befriending Cloud, the supposedly emo biker, and Squall, a closet furry, they plan to overthrow the Plastics; a ditzy blond named Tidus, a thong-wearing narcissist called Kuja, and evil incarnate that goes by the name of Sephiroth...

The Dinner From Hell - The warriors of Cosmos face a far more pressing matter than the army of Chaos...namely, trying to figure out who is going to cook their meals. Featuring the original warriors, Golbez, Jecht, Kuja, and the reason why women really shouldn't be in the kitchen.

Outbreak - AU. A dark and dangerous disease erupts, taking the minds of warriors as well as making them into walking time bombs. Cecil Harvey and his brother, along with a few survivors, must track down the source before it is too late.

Fullmetal Alchemist

50 Jobs For a Former Alchemist - Now that Ed's lost his alchemy, he can't exactly be a State Alchemist anymore, can he? Watch Ed try (and fail) to keep fifty different, absurd occupations. No cats were harmed in the making of this fic.

Well everyone, you are now exiting the Domain of DOOM. Come back here and I'll bite your legs off! But seriously, tip your waitresses, don't do drugs, and eat your vegetables!

...IN AMERICA!

(Exit, pursued by a bear)