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750444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris » There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 26k+, favs: 222, follows: 188, updated: 5/1/13 published: 3/22/12, Edward E. Roy M. Alphonse E.
2 For Everyone Guy has to intervene in an argument between Luke and Anise concerning Luke's mere seven years of life and just why this should keep him from buying certain products.
Tales of the Abyss, T, English, Humor, words: 472, favs: 3, 4/14/13, Luke Guy Anise
382: Ridiculous In a duel with Tidus, Golbez calls on both Cecil and his Four Elemental Archfiends to help him go beyond the impossible...and make Dissidia even weirder than it ever was, all with one pop culture reference.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 444, favs: 2, follows: 1, 2/26/13, Golbez Cecil H.
12Those Who Fight » Massive AU. In the Dissidia Empire, a knight of light and dark with stained hands, a wayward magic knight who is afraid of her power, an ex-mercenary with a serious vendetta, a wanderer yearning for adventure, and a raggedy pickpocket with a complicated family must band together to face their pasts, embrace destiny, and fight a kingdom of oppressors.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 13, follows: 15, updated: 1/27/13 published: 12/14/12, Cecil H. Cloud S.
4 87: Dress "You don't wear the light very well!" The two prettiest warriors in the war argue about fashion. Cecil develops quite the temper.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 495, favs: 4, 1/26/13, Cecil H. Kuja
12 Hot and Steamy On a mission, Ed and Roy discover a hot spring and do precisely what you'd expect.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 167, favs: 8, 1/23/13, Edward E. Roy M.
4 63: Music 100 Themes Challenge. The warriors discuss the singing talent of themselves and their friends, Zidane leaves everyone amazed, and Cecil recalls internet memes.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor, words: 383, favs: 3, follows: 2, 12/27/12, Cecil H. Zidane T.
3 A Woman's Worth Drabble. A male gamer scoffs at the worth of "lame" female party members...and gets karma dished ice cold to him.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 146, favs: 2, 12/20/12, Tifa L.
104 Deck the Halls! Deck Them, I Say! » Christmas fic. Cosmos and Chaos give their warriors the holidays off, and they try to enjoy the Christmas spirit. Key word: try. It's hard to be happy when your brother wears a thong, a bishie villain becomes obese from cookies, your arch enemy gets drunk, or an evil clown catches you underneath the mistletoe.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 20, words: 12k+, favs: 37, follows: 21, updated: 12/18/12 published: 11/28/11, Cecil H. Terra B.
6 6: Brotherhood Cecil and Zidane take a moment to discuss the difficulty of having family in Chaos's ranks. A life without a family is a lonely path indeed.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 655, favs: 9, 12/15/12, Cecil H. Zidane T.
12 Gotham Style Parody of Gangnam Style. Takes elements from the movies, the comics, the old TV show, and the cartoons. Just try to picture Batman, the Bat Family, and the Rogues Gallery doing the Gangnam Style dance while reading this. I dare you.
Batman, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 212, favs: 7, 11/6/12, Bruce W./Batman
314The Vanitas Ads » To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 17, words: 7k+, favs: 128, follows: 101, updated: 11/6/12 published: 4/11/11, Vanitas Sora
866 Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! » Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 40, words: 132k+, favs: 120, follows: 64, updated: 10/22/12 published: 10/16/09, Darth Vader Luke S.
8 Vanished "But when the world needed him most, he vanished..." Aang develops a habit of mysteriously vanishing at the most inopportune times, as Sokka learns the hard way.
Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Humor, words: 242, favs: 4, follows: 1, 10/9/12, Aang Sokka
11 Gaian Rhapsody Bohemian Rhapsody parody. Left in the Lifestream with only his crazy train of thought and a few chopped up pieces of his Mother to keep him company, Sephiroth turns a song into a murder confession as well as a rant against everything stupidly wrong with his life. There's no greater way to expel your woe than by playing air guitar as you sing opera-style!
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 785, favs: 9, follows: 1, 10/3/12, Sephiroth Cloud S.
9The Stained Guardian The blood seal failed. Alphonse Elric is dead, and Edward Elric, with nothing to lose, sets out with one mission in life: to ensure that alchemy is never used to harm another innocent person again, all the while maintaining his own moral code even as a terrible conspiracy unravels around him that threatens the entire country. Hints of Royai and Parental RoyEd. Rating may go up.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 827, favs: 10, follows: 12, 9/27/12, Edward E. Roy M.
15 I'm Not Emo Parody of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful." Who doesn't understand why Cloud is angsty and haunted in the spin-offs? Cloud Strife himself doesn't get it either. Whatever happened to the semi-dorky guy who liked to mosey and had never been on a date before? Thus, this song parody was born from his brain! Dedicated to anyone who's played the first game.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 519, favs: 8, follows: 1, 9/24/12, Cloud S.
21Beauty and the Shrimp A possible series of song parodies from Beauty and the Beast, all about the world of alchemy's most famous hobbit. One: As Ed walks through Central, the soldiers sing about his short complex, his temper, and other things. Mustang is a jerk, Hawkeye is not amused by her superior's stupidity, and Pride is creepier than the Human Centipede.
Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 13, 9/6/12, Edward E. Roy M.
7 Pitiful Pistol Silly drabble. When Optimus and Megatron fight one-on-one, Megatron discovers the major drawback of his pistol alt form...mainly, the lack of limbs. Optimus is not amused. Rated T just to be safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 170, favs: 5, 8/31/12, Optimus Prime Megatron
5 The Dark Knight Falls While he and Golbez are watching Batman, Cecil hits his head and believes himself to be the Dark Knight of Gotham instead of the Dark Knight of Baron. Chaos ensues as he goes after Kefka for supposedly murdering Rosa and turning Kain into Two-Face. Meanwhile, Kefka does a "magic trick" and asks about scars, and Golbez has to stop his crazy brother before he hurts himself.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 8/20/12, Cecil H. Golbez