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125 Off the cliff again » Bella is a vampire. The Cullens and her go camping on a beach. What happens when she relives the dark jump from her human life? Will a new love arise upon Bella?
Twilight, M, English, Parody & Family, chapters: 24, words: 29k+, favs: 87, follows: 36, updated: 11/15/08 published: 7/26/08, Bella Emmett
57 Emmett's dirty little secret I yelled out before Emmett could tackle me. Everyone busted out into hysterics. Esme and Carlisle just had disgusted expressions on their pale faces. Emmett turned a few shades paler.
Twilight, T, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 61, follows: 13, 11/13/08, Emmett Edward
93 Little joys of Life » SEQUEL TO MISUNDERSTOOD! Bella and Dean are hunting when they find two newborn half vampires. They take them in and raise them. What are the adventures they'll go on? Old name used to be Parental Control
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 21, words: 36k+, favs: 28, follows: 26, updated: 9/3/08 published: 7/11/08, Bella
7Esme's addictions She had gone through music withdrawls. But once old habits die new ones form. What kind of trouble will Esme stir up with her new addictions?
Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 644, favs: 11, follows: 7, 9/2/08, Esme
20Dating shows vampire style! » Just imagine if how Rosalie and Emmett, Jasper and Alice, Bella and Edward, Carlisle and Esme found each other through dating shows like; Date my mom, Next, Parental Control, Room Raiders? What would it be like? Read to find out.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 25, follows: 29, updated: 8/23/08 published: 7/21/08
2 Stand in the rain Stand in the rain by SUPERCHICK. New Moon song fiction.
Twilight, K+, English, words: 518, favs: 5, 8/1/08, Bella
81 My escape » I am sorry to say that I have stopped writing this story. I just lost interest. I have gave it to Violi. Check it out. You can read what I wrote and to see what she does with it go to her profile and read it. Violi will do good with this story. So read it
Twilight, M, English, Parody & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 12, words: 12k+, favs: 20, follows: 28, updated: 7/30/08 published: 7/9/08, Bella Edward
50 Am I dead yet? » Bella is suicidal. She goes to the Cullen's old house to do the deed. What happens when she is saved by a golden eyed mother? Warning- Maybe morbid. Not for weak stomachs. Mature violent themes. Maybe OOC?
Twilight, M, English, Tragedy & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 60, follows: 31, updated: 7/25/08 published: 7/21/08, Bella Edward
173 Misunderstood » What happens when Bella finds Edward cheating on her? But what if he wasn't. Bella goes down to La Push and something bad happens. After New Moon. But Jake barely became a werewolf. Rated for Language, Rape, Sexual content. BxE, AxJ, EmXR, CxEs BxD.
Twilight, M, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 20, words: 29k+, favs: 107, follows: 47, updated: 7/11/08 published: 6/29/08, Bella Edward
6 Uh oh What happens when the kids watch Esme videos with Esme? She becomes a hiprapjazzypoprockredneck addict
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 5, 7/9/08, Esme Jacob
17 Caught in the act This is my post for DelilahTCullen's August 9th deadline challenge. ExB. Lemon. All Human.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 9, 7/8/08, Bella Edward
4 Biographies » These are the biographies of the Daniels, and Xavier and Liza. Read Meet your daddy to understand . Tells about their human lives and how they got changed.
Twilight, K+, English, Family & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 1k+, favs: 2, updated: 7/1/08 published: 6/30/08
11 The Bet Emmett lost the bet! Now He and Esme have to do Jasper's bet. Invovles catwalk and outfits!
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 4, 6/30/08, Esme Emmett
9 Hip Hop Esme! The final genre! No! Tears. Oh well. Esme sings and dances to hip hop.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 3, 6/30/08, Esme
10 Rocker Esme Esme listened to rock. But which one of the Cullen's can understand it?
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 901, favs: 21, follows: 3, 6/30/08, Esme
56 Goodbye forever my love Bella dies in a car accident. This is her funeral. Edward's Point of view.
Twilight, K, English, Parody & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 64, follows: 22, 6/29/08, Bella Edward
12 Redneck Esme Edward shows Esme country music, Emmett and Jasper make a bet, who will win? Review please.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 4, 6/29/08, Esme
5 Jazz Ezme! Their back! Jasper has Esme listen to Jazz. Boop De Boop! Review!
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 3, 6/29/08, Esme
16 Popstar Esme! Uh oh! They showed Esme pop! This can not be good. Sequel to Gangster Esme!
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 896, favs: 24, follows: 3, 6/29/08, Esme
34 Gangster Esme » What happens when Emmett shows Esme rap? ONE SHOT. It was just something I made up today. WARNING YOU IQ MIGHT DROP
Twilight, M, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 916, favs: 30, follows: 5, updated: 6/24/08 published: 6/23/08