Pen Name: Ryle Culler

Real Name: Kat or Aly, anime otaku (am also sometimes called shadow, though I don't know why?)

Age: 21 (Whoot now I can go to clubs!)

Origin: Somewhere on land DUH!

Likes: Chicken Ramen, Beef Ramen, Italian Hogies, Mangas, computers!xD, online stories!, singing, reading, writting, drawling, Japanese Culture!xD, Tuna and milk(which is where I got the name Kat!), and more!

Dislike: Pink, Preps(sorry!), Pink!, and Pink did I mention pink, PINK IS EVIL!, and SQUIRLS!, They are EVIL! I tell you!.

Sex: (no thankz) Female

Height: 5' (yes I'm short! BUT YOU CAN SEE ME UNDER THE MAGNAFINEGLASS!)

Hair: Dark Auburn Brown

Favorite Anime/Manga: Bleach, D.Gray-man, Vampire Hunter D, Fruitbaskets, Blood , Trinity Blood, Prince of Tennis, Naruto, Ninja Scroll, Eyeshield 21, Punch, Gate, XXXHolic, Tsubasa Chronicle, History's Greatest Desiple Kenichi, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, InuYasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z/GT, Hellsing, Pumpking Sisscors, Gungrave, Black Blood Brothers, Petshop of Horrors, and many more that I can't think of!

I WILL WARN YOU NOW, DO NOT FEED SQUIRLS IN WASHINGTION D.C. ANY FRIES OR THEY WILL ATTACK FOR MORE!!
(They attacked me because my friend thought it funny that squirls ate fires, so she feed them!)

Izumi-san: Ryle the squirls are gone! They arn't going to attack you! No shut up!
Ryle: B-but they're out there waiting for me! They're gonna get me!
Izumi-san: Look do you see any squirls!?
Ryle: N-no!
Izumi-san: Then there are no fry crazy squirls!
Ryle: B-but you didn't see them with the claws and the teeth and the claws! And the squeaking and the claws and teeth!
Izumi-san: Yes I know the squirls are evil and out to get you(sigh). Hey Watanuki-kun , go call the crazy bin!
Watanuki-kun: Why has Ryle lost it again with the squirls?!
Ryle:SQUIRLS!

Izumi-san:(pulls out frying pan and hits Ryle!) Yep!

If you were a Hobbit, your name would beBrerka Smallburrow
and if you were a (female) Man, your name would beDrylith
and if you were an Elf, your name would beAnithrarith
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would beEluryan
and if you were an Orc, your name would beErarbag
Your nearest Tavern might be calledThe Zoo
and your sword would be calledGlamaithlos

http://www.ageofthering.com/cgi-bin/nametranslator/nametranslator.cgi

Favorite anime/manga characters:
Alucardxoc

Gaaraxo

Count Dxoc

Hirumaxoc

Kyoxoc

Akitoxoc

Orochimaruxoc

Watanukixoc

Faixoc

Kuroganexoc

Cloudxoc

Vincentxoc

Kandaxoc

Allenxoc

Lavi/Ravixoc

Favorite Characters from Books:

Edwardxoc

Jacobxoc

Jasperxoc

Emmettxoc

Harryxoc

Dracoxoc

Snapexoc (Don't be a hater!)

Legolasxoc

My Stories!

Alchemic Lights

Oneshot! Edward just got back from a mission and was starved. Edward found that Mustang was eating a sandwich and didn't finish it! He ate it without thinking of the consiquences. What will be his punishment? RoyxEdward EdxRoy LEMON! Rated M for muture

Black Bloods

On hold She owns her own company and she wants to have a school experience. What will happen when things change and go out of control? KanamexOC ZeroxOC Hope you enjoy! Rates T for Language

Sink Your Fangs Into Tennis

She left her broken and beaten past to start a new. What will Sumi find when she comes to Seigaku? Will she be able to fit into the tennis team? KaidoxOC Rated T for language!

Twilight With Me Added In

Raiya falls into Twilight! She knows about the Cullens and somehow became a vampire but doesn't know how. Edward and Bella are ment to be together right? But for some reason the can't stay together! What is Raiya going to do! Edwardxoc JacobxBella

If you have ever run if to a door while on a SUGAR HI then swore at it thinking that it was a person, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you have ever randomly screamed WAFFLES, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a parked pick-up truck, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever gotten drunk off Mt. Dew, copy and paste this into you profile!

If you have ever randdomly broken into song in the middle of the store, copy and paste this into you profile!

Favourite movie: The Last Samurai or The Matrix!

Favourite band or musician: Tokio Hotel and many more!

Favourite genre of music: Anything

Favourite poet or writer: Christopher of Eragon

Favourite game: Mortal Combat

Favourite anime character: Alucard (Ryle: so evilly hot it should be illegal!)

Personal Quote: "Work For Your Dream and Achieve, You Can Do It!"

My Drawlings link!: http://katvampire.deviantart.com/gallery/

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Hey thanks for checking out my profile!

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

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Just scroll down to the end, but
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