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She Couldn't Resist
What would have happened if Regina told MM she was Snow White? Takes place during episode 18- no romance, just pure humor. ; Regina POVOnce Upon a Time, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 4/26/12, The Evil Queen/Regina M. Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
8 Letters to Queen Clarion
Queen Clarion begind to find unusual letters that are signed "the animal talent fairies" but she has her doubts about the real writer of the letters, with good reason.Tinkerbell, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 5/14/11, Vidia Queen Clarion
12 Phantom of the Opera Explainatory Ending »
What is the real reason that the phantom decided to let Christine and Raoul go? Some will say true love, but I have a way funnier theory... and it involves Raoul in a dress! Warning- contains slightly slashy situationsPhantom of the Opera, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/3/10
What Goes around »
Weird crossover I'm doing for a class. Its about what happens when king arthur wishes Lancelot away into the labyrinth.Labyrinth & Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, updated: 2/16/10 published: 2/1/10, Jareth
24 The phantom of the opera crossover, at Hogwarts »
Eric goes to Hogwarts looking for a new singer after christine leaves. Now he must face dancing death eaters, an insensitive Edward, and worst of all, inspiring Boudilaires!Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 1/24/10 published: 7/21/08, Erik
8 Weapon Issues
I wrote this short, pointless story to explain why Legolas has one knife in the book, and two in the movie...Yeah that's kind of pathetic isn't it. Oh well, maybe someone will find this amusing in some way. No origianal characters, no Mary Sues :DLord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 1/15/10, Legolas Aragorn
22 Bikini Bottom Versus The Locker »
After Barbossa kills Jack, Will Turner gives him a choice, Go to the Locker, or stay for one hundred years in Bikini Bottom. Will Jack be able to cope? Pirates of the caribbean, spongebob crossover.SpongeBob SquarePants & Pirates of the Caribbean, K, English, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 11, follows: 11, updated: 11/17/09 published: 4/22/09, The Flying Dutchman Capt. Jack Sparrow
4 Snape and the Hippie Van
Snape thought driving around in a muggle cargo van was bad, but what happens when Fred and George decide to "stir the cauldron." One of Snape's many bad days at Hogwarts. This short story is sort of a sequal to Edward's worsed day at Hogwarts.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 7/29/09, Severus S. Fred W.
18 Dwarf Women and Elvish Men
Just a short, oneshot of a funny idea that I had one day while watching The Two Towers. Based on dialouge from the movie. Eowyn just can't always keep her thoughts to herself, which sometimes results in the insulting of certain elves.Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 535, favs: 28, follows: 1, 4/8/09, Eowyn Legolas
8 Rescuing Gollum »
During the time that Gollum is being kept captive in Mirkwood, He acidentally gets wished away into the Labyrinth by Aragorn. He and Legolas must make it through the Labyrinth and rescue Gollum from King Jareth. Lord of the Rings/Labyrinth crossover.Labyrinth & Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 10, updated: 3/27/09 published: 2/27/09, Jareth Gollum
11 Edward's Worst Day at Hogwarts
Ever since the Cullens came to Hogwarts, Edward has been ruining all of Fred and George's best pranks and mischeif with his mind reading power. What happens when Fred and George make a plan to get back at Edward? The result: Edward's worst day at HogwartsHarry Potter & Twilight, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 23, follows: 7, 10/28/08, George W. Edward